FMR Radio (2025)

01/08/2025

🎉 LIVE THE MUSIC HAS JUST KICKED OFF! 🎶

FMR Radio x Tribe Of Avalon present:
FMR Online Music Festival – and it's LIVE right now!

🔥 Get ready for a massive lineup featuring your favourite DJs AND a wave of fresh new talent hitting the airwaves for the first time!

From sunrise vibes to late-night beats, we’ve got non-stop music, energy, and community spirit throughout our online festival!

📻 TUNE IN NOW

APPLE:

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Website :

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www.tribeofavalon.co.uk

💬 Drop into the chat, show some love, and support your Tribe!
Let’s make this one unforgettable.

LIVE THE MUSIC. Feel it, share it, live it. 🎧❤️

31/07/2025

🎙️🔥 TODAY on FMR Radio x Tribe of Avalon 🔥🎙️
Live from the heart of musical mischief and bass-induced enlightenment. Strap in. It’s going to get weird — in surround sound.

🎵 THE LINE-UP 🎵
Serving up frequencies, fresh takes, and more absurd music news than your group chat can handle.

🕐 1:00 PM – Jordan Arts
Jordan’s opening set is smoother than Ed Sheeran’s tax accountant. Expect sonic textures lush enough to make AI composers weep synthetic tears.
Hot News Drop: Speaking of AI, a virtual artist named Imoliver just signed a real record deal. Your guitar teacher is officially in crisis.

🕑 2:00 PM – Café Wahala
This set goes down like espresso shots for your chakras. Percussion so tight, it just got offered a job at NASA.
Industry Insight: Spotify paid out €1.7 billion to EU artists last year. So congrats to the seven artists who can now afford avocados.

🕒 3:00 PM – Ledgy
Ledgy’s dropping basslines and existential questions. He’s like Aphex Twin if he had a better musical routine.
Hot Take: Recession-pop is trending—Rihanna, Gaga, and Miley are dropping feel-good bangers for the financially destroyed. It's dancing through the doom, basically.

🕓 4:00 PM – Mace
Mace's basslines have been legally classified as “tectonic activity.” If you feel dizzy—it’s either the music or you’ve entered a minor trance.
Breaking Festival Drama: Coachella might be outdone by L.A.’s Future Ruins Festival, curated by Nine Inch Nails & Atticus Ross. Every act is a headliner. Every ego is bruised.

🕔 5:00 PM – Luna V
Luna V delivers celestial beats for interdimensional heartbreak. Soundtrack your spiral, but make it fashion.
RIP Royalty: Ozzy Osbourne passed last week. The metal world is in mourning and someone somewhere just lit a joint shaped like a bat in tribute.

🕕 6:00 PM – The FAB Show (Frequency And Bass) with Jay Sundance
Jay's isn’t just DJing—he’s summoning subwoofers into higher consciousness. If your furniture doesn’t move, it wasn’t real to begin with.
Tech Talk: TikTok just launched “TikTok for Artists,” where metrics matter more than melodies. It’s less “make art” and more “make content, cry later.”

🕗 8:00 PM – Sirens of Sound (Modir, Becky Blue & Soapi)
Three sonic goddesses with harmonies so precise, they could reset your nervous system. Think divine intervention, but with delay reverb.
News You Didn’t Ask For: At Lollapalooza this week, half the audience thought “hyperpop” was a vitamin. Meanwhile, a DJ in Berlin did a 9-hour Nokia ringtone set—and people are still processing it.

🎧 Listen, laugh, lose all sense of genre.
This isn’t just radio. This is FMR Radio x Tribe of Avalon.
Bringing you fire sets, real music news, and the occasional existential bassline.

29/07/2025

🇬🇧💥 BREAKING NEWS 💥🇬🇧
The UK is in chaos today as:
* Greggs has run out of sausage rolls,
* a rogue seagull has been elected mayor of Blackpool,
* and Rishi Sunak was last seen trying to DJ at a Wetherspoons in Croydon shouting "Big up the cost of living!"
But don’t panic… FMR RADIO & TRIBE OF AVALON have arrived to rescue your Tuesday with sonic fire and zero political promises (though we might nationalise the vibes). 🪩🔥📻

🎧 TODAY’S LINEUP – MORE STACKED THAN A TESCO MEAL DEAL PRICE HIKE 🎧

🕑 2:00 – Matt East – starts smooth, ends like your nan on Sambuca.

🕒 3:00 – Phoenix Fox – hotter than the UK’s housing market (but actually delivers).

🕓 4:00 – Soapi – slippery beats and clean transitions. Unlike Thames Water.

🕔 5:00 – Hope Jones – spreading good vibes like Liz Truss spreads fiscal confusion.

🕕 6:00 – Lee H Michaels – deep, dirty grooves. Like Boris Johnson’s WhatsApp.

🕗 8:00 – Loui TT – brings the bounce harder than a Tory U-turn.

🕙 10:00 – Andy Little – zero little energy. Maximum BPM.

🕚 11:00 – Vixen – foxy, fierce, and finishes the night stronger than your ex’s excuses.

📡 FMR RADIO – louder than Jacob Rees-Mogg in a silent disco.

Tune in. Turn up. Transcend.

28/07/2025

🎙️🔥 LIVE TODAY on FMR Radio & Tribe of Avalon! 🔥🎙️Get ready to ride the waves of sound and sarcasm as we roll through Monday like it’s Friday with a banging lineup and some good ol' British banter 🇬🇧💃🕺

🎧 TODAY’S LINEUP:

🕛 12:00 – Malissa Whitehouse - Just A London Girl (LIVE!) She’s back with London gossip, music mayhem, and more sass than a tube driver on strike.

🕑 2:00 – Becky Blue B2B with Modir Double trouble bringing twice the beats – and yes, still more coordinated than the UK government’s energy policy.

🕓 4:00 – Mo Nique Dropping basslines smoother than a politician dodging accountability.

🕔 5:00 – Monuriki Tropical vibes that’ll make you forget we had rain, sun, and a mini tornado all before breakfast.

🕕 6:00 – Lewis Coit Proper vibes to distract you from the fact Greggs raised sausage roll prices again. A tragedy.

🕖 7:00 – Si Gordon Bringing rhythms more unpredictable than the UK housing market. Get on board or get left behind.

🕗 8:00 – Ben Lawrence Tunes so hot they could melt the roads... which is good, because they already are. Cheers, climate change.

🕘 9:00 – Lew Bailey Serving up bangers like the BBC trying to explain AI without using the word “robot overlord.”

🕙 10:00 – Northern Lights Ending the night with a celestial blend of beats – because if you’re not vibing under the stars, are you even living?

📰 TODAY’S TOP UK HEADLINES (with added spice):
* King Charles spotted at Glastonbury-style retreat wearing crocs. Sources confirm he’s now “King of Chill.” 👑🩴
* The Met Office warns of ‘unseasonably aggressive drizzle’. Brits respond by buying more umbrellas and complaining loudly.
* AI technology now reportedly better at small talk than your uncle at Christmas. The machines have truly won.
* Piers Morgan accidentally debates himself for 45 minutes. Viewers say it was his most reasonable conversation to date.

🎶 Tune in at 📻 Let the music rescue your Monday 😂 And don’t forget: We bring the beats and the banter. Every. Single. Day.

24/07/2025

🎧🎉 TODAY on FMR Radio x Tribe of Avalon 🎉🎧
Brace yourselves – your ears are about to be lovingly assaulted by 8 HOURS of music so good, even your neighbour’s dog will stop barking just to tune in. 🐶📻

Here's the line-up hotter than a toaster in a sauna:

🕛 12:00 – Loui TT
Kicking us off like a caffeine-fueled squirrel on roller skates. Expect tunes so tight, your speakers might file a restraining order. 🎶⚡️

🕑 2:00 – Café Wahala
Smooth as jazz and spicy as your ex’s WhatsApp messages. Bring a cuppa, leave the drama – Wahala’s got enough flavour for all of us. ☕🔥

🕒 3:00 – Ledgy
Dropping bangers like they’re hot potatoes. May cause involuntary dancing, bass face, and extreme musical satisfaction. 🕺🥔

🕓 4:00 – Mace
Sharper than your nan’s tongue and cooler than a penguin in Ray-Bans. Beats so clean, they wash themselves. 🧼🐧

🕔 5:00 – Luna V
Taking you to outer space with sonic waves. Expect lunar vibes, cosmic grooves, and absolutely zero gravity. 🚀🌕

🕕 6:00 – Jay Sundance – The FAB Show (Frequency and Bass)
He’s bringing frequency, bass, and more fab than a disco in a glitter factory. Warning: side effects may include spontaneous jazz hands and joy. 🌈💃

🕗 8:00 – Sirens Of Sound LIVE
These sirens don’t lure sailors – they drag you onto the dancefloor. Expect live beats so magical, even your houseplants will start vibin'. 🌊🔊

💥 ALL DAY VIBES 💥
We’ve got beats. We’ve got bants. We’ve got more energy than a toddler at a rave. Plug in, zone out, and ride the sound wave with us. 🌊🎧

22/07/2025

🎙️ Today on FMR Radio & Tribe of Avalon 🎧
Serving up hot tunes, headline banter, and cheeky vibes from 1PM till late. You won’t want to miss this lineup... trust us, it’s more dramatic than today's weather warnings 🌩️

🕐 1:00 PM – Matt East
Matt kicks things off as UK borrowing hits £20.7 billion. Should we start a bake sale for the Treasury? 🍪💸

🕝 2:30 PM – Phoenix Fox
With food inflation at 5.2%, Phoenix shows you how to turn a tin of beans into fine dining 🍽️✨

🕓 4:00 PM – Soapi
Cyber attacks? Not on Soapi’s watch! UK bans ransomware payments and Soapi’s got firewalls and fire bars 🔥🧼

🕔 5:00 PM – Hope Jones
18 flood alerts & thunderstorms? Hope’s back with lightning-fast advice and waterproof humour ☔⚡

🕕 6:00 PM – Lee H Michael’s
£38 billion for a nuclear plant? Lee’s building a playlist so powerful it might power Sizewell C. 💡💥

🕗 8:00 PM – Loui TT
PM Starmer’s off globe-trotting again. Germany, India, Trump—maybe he’s avoiding British summer? 🌍🛫

🕙 10:00 PM – Andy Little
Tory reshuffles have Andy wondering if he’s still in the cabinet. Spoiler: he's got more sense than Westminster. 🧠🎭

🕚 11:00 PM – Vixen
Groceries still getting more expensive? Vixen’s got budget tips and a romantic dinner made of crisps and vibes. 🛒💘

🕐 1:00 AM – Paul Lowndes
Paul closes the night pondering Thames Water’s mess: “We can send a rover to Mars, but still can’t flush a toilet properly?” 🚽🌊

📻 Tune in all day. Laugh. Cry. Groove. Repeat.Like, share & tag your tribe!

21/07/2025

Today’s Live Line‑Up on FMR Radio – Tribe of Avalon Edition🕛

12:00 – Malissa WhiteHouse
Kickin’ things off right after the latest Afghanistan data breach super‑injunction drama—so no secrets on our airwaves today😉

🕑 14:00 – Alex Conran
Turning up the tunes while post‑Orgreave inquiry vibes heat up… our beats bring justice, one track at a time! 🎧

🕒 15:00 – Becky Blue
Storm warnings in effect? Becky’s bringing the sunshine—even the Met Office can’t cancel this vibe! ☀️⚠️

🕔 17:00 – Monuriki
With water regulator shake‑ups splashing headlines, Monuriki’s set to make waves on air—no dam needed! 🌊

🕖 18:00 – Lewis Coit
Drunken Disco sessions to get your hands in the air and wave them around like you just dont care 🙌

🕖 19:00 – Si Gordon
As Farage preps to drop crime‑fighting plans, Si's dropping beats—no prisons or police needed to keep the dancefloor free! 💥

🕗 20:00 – Ben Lawrence
Thunderstorms on the Met Office radar? Ben’s atmosphere is electric—way more reliable than your weather app! ⚡️

🕘 21:00 – Lew Bailey
All the buzz about Apple encryption backdoors? Lew’s set to encrypt you in grooves, zero backdoors here. 🔒

🕙 22:00 – Northern Lights
Closing out with Northern Lights—because this record is making more waves than the EU‑China summit! 🌍

🔊 Tune in live across the dial — and don’t forget to follow us for more updates, backstage access, and sonic surprises!

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17/07/2025

🎙️👑 FMR RADIO x TRIBE OF AVALON – THURSDAY TAKEOVER! 👑🎙️

Why scroll the news when you can dance through history and forget the UK is held together by duct tape and vibes?
Today’s lineup is so stacked, even Henry VIII would’ve cancelled his sixth wedding just to tune in. 📡✨

Expect beats, basslines, and banter strong enough to rebuild Hadrian’s Wall (but with better acoustics).

🕛 12:00 - Lew Bailey
Lew kicks us off smoother than Charles II escaping through a pub window. Expect soul, groove, and basslines that hit harder than Cromwell’s tax policies.🪙 Modern UK economy? Even Vikings had better interest rates.

🕐 1:00 - Monuriki
Bringing you island heat with more rhythm than the Queen's Guard at an Ayahuasca retreat.🌴 At least when the British Empire collapsed, it left good cricket.

🕐 1:45 - Cafe Wahala
Serving rich musical blends and spiritual caffeine – enough energy to get Richard III out of a car park.☕ Forget HS2 delays – at least the Black Death arrived on time.

🕒 3:00 - Ledgy
He drops tracks deeper than the royal family’s group chats. Expect tunes as sharp as Anne Boleyn’s exit strategy.⚔️ MPs today couldn’t organise a sword fight in a medieval castle.

🕓 4:00 - Mace
Slicing through genres like Boudica through a Roman picnic. This one’s not for the faint-hearted – or historically accurate.🔥 Britain used to conquer continents. Now we can't conquer a pothole.

🕔 5:00 - Luna V
She’s got you orbiting Neptune by track 3. Expect cosmic beats and frequencies only Stonehenge understands.🌕 The only thing rising faster than Luna's BPM is the UK’s cheese prices.

🕕 6:00 - Jay Sundance – THE FAB SHOW (Frequency and Bass)
Jay’s live and unfiltered, spinning frequencies that’ll realign your chakras and confuse your Alexa.🎛️ The government’s confused too – they think a “live DJ” is a dangerous foreign policy.

🕗 8:00 - Sirens Of Sound (Live): LADY C & SPACE FLOWER
These sonic priestesses will elevate your spirit higher than Queen Victoria’s corset.💫 Boudica’s ghost DM’d us. She said: “tell Space Flower to turn it UP.”

🌀 Forget the headlines. We’re rewriting history – one banger at a time.
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