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Haslar Hotel for the unwanted! 🤮🤬😡Just look at these numbers 🤮 Should be criminal…Would love to know where the benefit i...
22/09/2026

Haslar Hotel for the unwanted! 🤮🤬😡

Just look at these numbers 🤮 Should be criminal…

Would love to know where the benefit is of having unvetted strangers welcomed to a luxury life, and who’s actually benefiting from all this money being spent. 🤔💷

The whole country should come together and boycott everything to do with councils/government.

Even the Spinnaker Tower knows it’s squid season… 🦑😂Look at the colours — literally a giant squid jig lighting up the ni...
22/09/2026

Even the Spinnaker Tower knows it’s squid season… 🦑😂

Look at the colours — literally a giant squid jig lighting up the night! 🎣🦑🤣

Slow going, but actually had 2 rods on the go and the one doing absolutely nothing was catching too 😂🎣Dropped a fair few...
22/09/2026

Slow going, but actually had 2 rods on the go and the one doing absolutely nothing was catching too 😂🎣

Dropped a fair few, but it was still nice to get a few bites and keep the rods bending.

Especially considering I’m ill as f**k 🤣

Sometimes you just need to get out there, switch off and let the fishing do its thing.

🎣🤙

20/09/2026

Late Saturday night paid off… 🔧😂

She’s running perfectly! ❤️‍🔥

Nothing better than hearing an engine fire up after a bit of graft. 👌

20/09/2026

Bit of nostalgia right here! 🥹

A Seagull that was destined to live another day… I don’t know the full story behind this one, but after a good clean-up, a bit of fuel and 5 pulls later… THIS happened! 😂

You just can’t beat the sound of an old Seagull coming back to life. Proper bit of history right there. ❤️

Anyone else get that feeling bringing things like this back to life? 👀

My Saturday night… 🤣Busy brains can be a right pain sometimes, but the problem is fixed, the tell-tale is clear… 🔧Now ju...
19/09/2026

My Saturday night… 🤣

Busy brains can be a right pain sometimes, but the problem is fixed, the tell-tale is clear… 🔧

Now just got to put the bloody thing back together again! 😂

That’s the bit my brain conveniently forgets to factor in… 🤦‍♂️

Anyone else start a “quick job” and end up taking the whole thing apart? 😂

# BusyBrain

🤮🤮🤮🤮Told my son I remember when these would of been way under a lady cadaver each 💷Outboards might of been a bad idea 😂 ...
19/09/2026

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Told my son I remember when these would of been way under a lady cadaver each 💷

Outboards might of been a bad idea 😂

🐟 Fish on Friday… classic! 😂Had to stop and mention this one…Most chip shops sell po***ck on the all-day special instead...
18/09/2026

🐟 Fish on Friday… classic! 😂

Had to stop and mention this one…

Most chip shops sell po***ck on the all-day special instead of cod — and honestly… cod is so overrated! 🤣

Haddock has always been my favourite, but if po***ck’s on the special, I’m having that! 👌

It’s an absolute bargain and, honestly, such a beautiful fish to eat. 🐟

Give me po***ck or haddock over cod any day! 😂

So what’s your choice — cod, haddock or po***ck? 👇🐟

***ck

🦑 Squid fishing is worse than a crack addiction… 😂Just look at the state of the jig box. 🤦‍♂️🤣Every empty box = another ...
17/09/2026

🦑 Squid fishing is worse than a crack addiction… 😂

Just look at the state of the jig box. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Every empty box = another jig lost to the squid gods. 🎣🦑

Impeller trickling on the mercury and seagull to restore … can’t wait to get out on the water 🚤
17/09/2026

Impeller trickling on the mercury and seagull to restore … can’t wait to get out on the water 🚤

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