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💀🔥 Introducing Socially Chaotic 🔥💀

Where your brand's voice gets louder, bolder, and a tad wilder. Ready to disrupt the feed?

Let's make some noise together!

05/12/2025

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04/12/2025

Rare night off tonight at the Christmas market with my boy and my mum! What a lovely evening of laughter, memory making and fun!

01/12/2025

💥 CYBER MONDAY LEVEL: ABSOLUTE MAYHEM 💥

Did you think I’d forgotten it was Cyber Monday?
Please. I may be chaotic, but I’m not that chaotic.
Black Friday? Nah.
Cyber Monday? NOW THAT’S MY NATURAL HABITAT. 😈⚡️

So what deals have I unleashed upon the internet today?
Hold onto your knickers…

🔥 BASIC SOCIAL MEDIA PACKAGES FROM JUST £79!
Yes. Seventy-nine quid.
Your socials actually sorted without selling a kidney.

🎓 25% OFF TEAM TRAINING
Let me teach YOU (and your unsuspecting team) how to rule your entire social media kingdom.
Confidence, content, strategy, I’m handing you the crown. 👑

🚨 AND THE BIG ONE… MY DAY RATE IS 50% OFF FOR THE NEXT 4 MONTHS
Half. Price.
WTF indeed.
Book me, steal me, borrow me, because this offer won’t see Easter.

🛍️ PLUS: 20% OFF ALL SOCIALLY CHAOTIC MERCH
T-shirts, hoodies, totes, stickers, the full chaotic wardrobe refresh you absolutely don’t need but definitely want.

Cyber Monday is officially OUT OF CONTROL.
DM me, click the link, send a carrier pigeon, just get in before the chaos closes.

*T&Cs apply, Minimum contracts in place, P&P on orders for Merch

01/12/2025

🎄✨ HAPPY 1ST OF DECEMBER, YOU BEAUTIFUL CHAOTIC CREATURES! ✨🎄

It’s officially that magical time of year when:
➡️ We pretend we haven’t already eaten half the advent calendar.
➡️ The fairy lights mysteriously tangle themselves.
➡️ Mariah Carey defrosts faster than my motivation.

And over here at Socially Chaotic, we’re kicking off December the only way we know how…
with mild panic, loud music, and enough festive energy to power a small village. 🎅⚡️

So here’s to:
✨ Big goals
✨ Bold content
✨ And embracing the beautifully chaotic ride into the end of the year

Let’s make December SHINE (preferably with more glitter and less stress). 💖⚡️

10/11/2025

⚡️IRONY ALERT: AI + AUTHENTICITY⚡️

Yeah, I said it. The social media manager who uses AI is about to tell you… your brand needs to be human.

AI is brilliant - it helps with planning, ideas, Referencing, the whole shebang.
But here’s the cold, chaotic truth:
It can’t fake your spark 🔥

Your business isn’t built on AI generated data.
It’s built on YOU.
Your messy mornings, your sarcasm, your passion, your weird little quirks that make people stop scrolling and go,
“Wait… I like this person.”

AI can help you plan your calendar, but you are the reason people follow, buy, trust, and connect.

So by all means, let the bots take the boring stuff.
But when it comes to your voice?
Turn up the volume, embrace the chaos, and be real AF.

Because boring brands don’t go viral. 💥

31/10/2025

Serving up spooky realness with a side of chaos. 🕸️

If you see me haunting your feed today, don’t worry....just your friendly neighbourhood social media witch brewing up engagement spells and a little bit of mischief. 👻💄

What’s your Halloween vibe? Drop your costume below or just send snacks.

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27/10/2025

Behind-the-scenes chaos: This is what brainstorming brilliance looks like (cheese on toast in hand, oven mitt still on, and a kitchen full of ideas). Who says you can’t mix carbs and creativity?

If your social media manager isn’t feeding you snacks, are they even trying? 😂

03/09/2025

Throwback to the year 2000. Back when a Radiohead poster, a tinsel-wrapped Christmas tree (in September—yep, you read that right), and friends made you feel ICONIC. The hair? Unhinged. The vibes? Off the charts. Not a smartphone in sight, but plenty of legendary chaos.

Who else misses the days when all you needed was mates, band poster decor, and questionable hair choices to have a good time? Drop your best Y2K memory below—and yes, all embarrassing stories are welcome.

02/09/2025

Boring brands don’t get remembered. Ever.

If your socials look like everyone else’s, you’re invisible. But a little chaos? That’s what gets people talking (and clicking).

Stop playing it safe—try one post this week that feels just a bit outrageous. Show the real mess behind your business. Post the outtakes. Share the story you’re nervous to tell.

Ready to make some noise? DM me if you want your socials to finally stand out.

29/08/2025

🔥 Burnout is REAL - and guess what?
Social media doesn’t come with an off switch
(Trust me, I’ve tried)

I’m a Social Media Manager
I bloody love what I do
But I’m not gonna pretend it’s all Canva templates and TikTok trends

❌ The pressure to be on 24/7
📲 Clients expecting instant replies to every ping, post & panic
🧠 A brain that NEVER shuts up
🌧️ And when the weather’s miserable and the days are dark - it hits different....Harder!

Honestly? I struggle with my mental health(but you all know that)
And when I’m supposed to be this always-on, endlessly-creative, algorithm-slaying machine…
Some days, it’s just.... too.... much!

💥 You can love this job and still feel absolutely drained by it

Here’s what I’ve learned (and am still learning… badly):

🚫 You don’t have to be “on” all the time
Log out.... Mute the apps.... Nothing explodes if you reply tomorrow

📅 Batch it. Schedule it. WALK AWAY
Not every post has to be a last-minute masterpiece

📣 Say “no” or “not right now”
(I’m still working on this one, but damn it’s important)

💬 Talk to people who get it
Don’t suffer in silence, This job is chaos - but you don’t have to carry it alone!

🧘‍♀️ Do one thing every day that doesn’t involve a screen
Seriously.... Your brain will thank you 🖤

💡 And this is your reminder:
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒!⁣
⁣⁣⁣You’re a whole human.... Not a content-churning robot

This industry is wild, Wonderful Unhinged, Exhausting...
Sometimes all at once!

So if you’re in this world too - here’s your sign:
💬 You’re doing enough.... You’re allowed to rest.... You matter outside the metrics

Let’s stop waiting for mental health awareness days to talk about this stuff
Let’s normalise it.... Loudly.... Year-round

👇 Drop your survival tip in the comments - what helps you cope when the chaos hits?

25/08/2025

Sunbathing: The secret skill nobody mentions.

If you think social media managers are glued to their laptops 24/7, let me introduce you to the *outdoor strategy session* (aka: catching rays while plotting your next viral post).

Yes, I work hard. But sometimes the best ideas come with a side of vitamin D and questionable tan lines. Real talk: creativity doesn’t clock in at a desk.

What’s your weirdest place to work from? Tell me below or DM me your best (bonus points for garden chaos). ☀️🦶

21/08/2025

Stop posting the same old boring stuff.

Your business isn’t beige, so why is your feed? The scroll is ruthless—if your content doesn’t make someone pause, you’re invisible. Here’s a secret: the messier and more real you get, the more people pay attention.

What’s the last thing you posted that actually made you laugh (or cringe)? If you’re stuck, I’ve got a stash of fearless ideas that’ll shake up your socials—no corporate jargon, no copy-paste templates.

Ready to ditch the bland and show up real? Drop me a message if you want your business to stand out for all the right reasons. 👀

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Monday	07:00 - 09:00
	15:00 - 20:00
Tuesday	17:00 - 23:45
Wednesday	07:00 - 09:00
	15:00 - 23:00
Thursday	15:00 - 23:00
Friday	16:30 - 00:00
Saturday	08:30 - 21:30
Sunday	12:00 - 22:00

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+447769276975

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