Roll Britannia

09/01/2026

While we were gone, the world didn’t just wait for us… it got dangerous. 🚩⚓️
The Empire has doubled down. Nassau is cut off, shipments are blocked, and the routes we used to rely on are crawling with improved weaponry. The “safe haven” we were aiming for? It’s officially off the map.

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08/01/2026

Our Final stop in our Roll and Pitch run at MCM Birmingham, challenging Tom from A Very British Campaign! He only had 34 seconds to advertise his campaign setting.

is a 5e campaign setting that is modern-day Arthurian myth meets rail replacement. It's a campaign setting for Dungeons and Dragons, and the classes include the Allotment Druid, Panto Bard, and Football Hooligan Barbarian. Think of dragons working at HSBC, Elves are in call centres. Your background is based on where you're from in the UK, so if you are from Sheffield, you might have forging tools and "dwarfish" abilities.

Did he manage to squeeze in the full pitch for this quirky campaign? You'll have to watch the video to find out!

08/01/2026

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07/01/2026

One moment of hesitation. That’s all it took. 🎲

This week, the Bucs learn the hard way. What started as a stealth mission just spiraled into a total "roll for initiative" nightmare.

Outnumbered, cornered, and making way too much noise in a very bad place.

What is the fastest your party has ever gone from "We got this" to "We are going to die"? Let us know in the comments!

07/01/2026

POV: “When the party realises they missed the party.” 🤦‍♂️
We were so focused on the mission that we completely missed the fact it was a day of celebration for the Commandant. No cards, no gifts, just pure, unadulterated “oops.” Next thing we know we’re kidnapped!

🎧 Catch the full chaotic story at the link in our bio!

06/01/2026

Penultimate stop in our Roll and Pitch run at MCM Birmingham, We were at the Critical Tails stand for their Game of Gnomes series, challenging Michael and Anthony to a Roll and Pitch game! They only had 1 minute and 16 seconds to advertise their books.

Game of Gnomes is a comedy fantasy series of books that will appeal to fans of Terry Pratchett or Douglas Adams. The story revolves around three criminal gnomes living in a world that hates gnomes. The books, which are self-published by a Shropshire-based company, feature lots of p**p jokes and silly humour and the series was written based on their D&D campaign.

Did they manage to squeeze in the full saga of their awful gnomes? You'll have to watch the video to find out!

05/01/2026

Spare a thought for DMs everywhere who have their epic plot derailed by a 20-minute discussion on helmet visibility. 💀 One minute we’re entering the cockpit, the next we’re debating if we look like The Stig or a Stormtrooper. This is why we can’t have nice things. 🏎️💨

Tag your party’s “logic expert” who always over-complicates the simple stuff! 🙋‍♂️

04/01/2026

Another stop in our Roll and Pitch run at MCM Birmingham. We were at the Dice Goblin stand, challenging Eddie to another Roll and Pitch for Dice Goblin! He only had 16 seconds on the clock to advertise his dice!

is a UK dice company that designs all of its own, "goblin-themed" dice. The dice sets come in eight pieces, which include two d20s. They also come with a character sticker and a dice bag.

Their new range includes blind boxes that come with a free adventure.Did Eddie manage to pitch his "goblin-themed" dice in time? You'll have to watch the video to find out!

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04/01/2026

When “Parkour!” is the only plan you need.
Milo really just risked it all for a two-and-a-half-turn pencil flip to land like a spider. He will do anything to get his gear back! Jeff is the ultimate hype-man for being a human springboard.

🎙️ Roll Britannia | The British D&D Comedy Podcast 🎧 New episodes out every Wednesday!

03/01/2026

Today is J.R.R. Tolkien’s birthday, and as many do, we’re raising a glass at 9 PM to "The Professor." Whether it’s ale, mead, or a proper cup of tea, join us in thanking the man who made adventures possible and inspired many more. He gave us beautiful languages, ancient lore, and noble quests.

We gave you a Halfling doing a "pencil flip" off a human springboard. We think he’d be proud (or deeply confused).

So don't forget to Raise a Glass! - RB Crew!

02/01/2026

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02/01/2026

The box says “Prisoner Stuff.”
There’s an axe hole in it.
Keth could lift it… but only after a full health & safety briefing, a ladder supervisor, and a signed waiver.

📦🔨📋 - Just another day in Fantasy OSHA.