JPH

10/08/2025

A cracking few days in at Goodwood Motor Circuit! Had a blast getting hands on with the track experience day and even got taken on about 6 Hot Laps in a Mclaren 750 GT4 which was one hell of a thing to tick off the bucket list at such an Iconic Track! With regular appearances from the spitfire flying over really tops it off too!

Ready to head to Spain tomorrow morning to do it again!

09/08/2025

SUE ME ENNNN!!!!! Robbed my Smell ew muvva av u son! Tamping raging fuming!

The lifecycle of Ibiza Final Boss:

Goes on Jet 2 holiday to Ibiza looking like a Geordie Roblox character

Becomes internet meme

Hosts his own podcast

Is 2025's Halloween costume

Rides Bonnie Blue on an Only Fans live stream

Launches a crypto coin

Has a child with Katie Price

Fights Jake Paul in Saudi Arabia

Says something offensive on Celebrity Big Brother, gets cancelled

Returns to his shift at Tyneside Greggs

07/08/2025

Good afternoon from Goodwood 🏁

06/08/2025

Good morning and happy Wednesday!
My Crusty burnt, creamed up is self walking Colin Robinson on his morning sniff ‘n’-piss mission 🐾 and thought I’d give a quick update.

I’m about to head off on a 12-day job with a motorsport company. Starting at Goodwood, running out of Silverstone, then heading down to Spain for just over a week. Absolutely buzzing for it. Big opportunity, and I’m genuinely excited to get stuck in.

Over the past few weeks, I’ve had some proper cracking ideas, and I feel like I’m finally in the right headspace to start creating again. I’ve found the fun in it, the drive, and the right mentality and that’s thanks to a few big changes this year.

January kicked off expecting full JPH commitment… then February nose dived. Since then, I’ve shifted focus internally looking at myself, my mindset, and where I’m headed. I’ve thrown myself further into the professional side of trucking and managment, working with F1 and various motorsports all thanks to RDI who have given me the opportunity to step up and brng my skills to the company. The call to rejoin the Army Reserves. Has helped massively in getting my discipline and energy back.

And now? I feel f**king awesome.

This time away will give me space to finalise my content plans, map out the itinerary, and come back with the right approach and energy. Hoping to get some bits out before I head off on the final F1 run from Zandvoort down to Monza.

Hope you’re all having a solid day, week, month whatever stage you’re at. Let’s get back to it 👊

P.S Smell Ew Muvva, Tell ew Dads 👉

29/07/2025

Keeping tradition with my Annual Hungaroring track photo 🏎 This time it was dark really quiet 🌜🇭🇺

28/07/2025

Trucks on Track!

27/07/2025

In Belgium 🇧🇪 for another F1 Movement to Hungary 🇭🇺 ..... But What has Shocked me in the Hotel Room?

22/07/2025

R.I.P Ozzy ❤️ One of the greats!

20/07/2025

I miss story telling.... Not just talking I mean proper storytelling. The kind where you're in a room with your mates, and everyone’s leaning in, laughing, reacting, locked into the moment. You can feel the energy shift when it’s a good one. You see it in their faces. I always appreciate someone sharing their experiences, especially when they relive the story and I feel like im there with them.

Now? It’s just "Look at this video."
Some clip filmed on a phone miles away, probably with a filter and someone’s thumb over the lens. No context. No spark.

Bring back the art of telling a great engaging story!

15/07/2025

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13/07/2025

NICE ONE BRUVVVAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!