30/08/2026
🚨 THE ‘BER’ MONTHS ARE COMING 🚨
I’ve had enough of sweating in places no human should sweat.
Bring me:
🍂 September - pretending a scarf is a personality
🎃 October - spooky season and legally acceptable indoor skeletons
🔥 November - bonfires, dark nights and seasonal depression with added sparkles
🎄 December - festive chaos, skull baubles and spending money like January isn’t coming
Summer, darling… you’ve had your turn.
I’m ready for cold air, crunchy leaves, oversized jumpers, horror films, twinkly lights and using “it’s nearly Christmas” to justify increasingly unhinged financial decisions.
LET THE CHAOS BEGIN. 🖤⚡
Which ‘BER’ month owns your chaotic little heart?