24/09/2026
Doris? Doris? Who the heck is Doris? Substack is where we are telling that story. Free to read. The paperback will come out. It is a mad, mad, very dark comedy about how one travelling lady takes over the world.... then came the Doris Visits YouTube channel, then these chat sites. What a ten-year journey we never expected.
A wife set on revenge - attempts murder, bribes a councillor, starts a brothel, and builds a drug empire, all on one truly ugly, urgent goal: saving every footballer's wife's LV lifestyle.