07/04/2017
Well, well, well, its that time of the month again. We are back with another rip-roaring journey through the meteorological stratosphere that is the BBC weather reports.
I have decided to review the equivalent of the 'Hipster' forecast, yes that is right, the infamous 'UV level' forecast, yes the excitement is tangible, this does not come around very often I can tell you that young lad.
First of all thanks to Big Benny Rich for sporting an aesthetically pleasing jacket, shirt, tie combo. Remember something light, something dark, and something in between. He kept that in mind and clearly did himself a good by doing so.
For all you climate skeptics out there look away now, he drops the O-Bomb, that's Ozone for all you s**t tier wannabe meteorologists, which is the explanation for the higher than usual UV levels atm . Getting the big references out comparing the ozone layer to a layer of treacle, plus points there for being relatable and a man of the people, thnx b.
Sum it up cos he goes into too much detail and its silly, thin Ozone has migrated south, I think they pull this s**t out their arses but it sounds interesting tbf,
Ozone = 20/30km above up (depending on what mood its in)
I am also happy that he reminded me that I live on the earths surface and not in the stratosphere, i'm glad our TV Licence money is going into interesting, intelligible and informative forecasts.
Also you have uptodate UV forecasts on the B to the B to the C, when ever your needs must.
Cheers Benno, nice casting- I give it an official BBC weather review of Hipster/10 (would watch again).
Much love, your ever humble BBC Weather Review Team xoxo
http://www.bbc.com/weather/features/39527908