07/07/2025
My mum swears by manifestation, so she kept a photo of a beautiful baby by her bed to make sure we came out like little cherubs.
…Meanwhile I had to wake up to a grinning picture of Dad in the cot, as if nightmares aren't bad enough when you're a kid without the added jump scare. 😂
Also Mum: completely baffled by her own ringtone halfway through the story.
Forget manifesting cute babies — maybe start with manifesting a basic understanding of technology 😅📱