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Pointless Letters Ever read a letter in a paper and immediately thought Eh? afterwards? Yeah, that's the sort of thing aimed at here.

All wastes of stamps / electrons welcome - if you spot a pointless letter out there in the wild, send it in!

“Dear sir, my food actually tastes of something and I’m not happy about it.”
05/07/2025

“Dear sir, my food actually tastes of something and I’m not happy about it.”

Strong “I am ma********ng as I write this” energy here
07/06/2025

Strong “I am ma********ng as I write this” energy here

“First they came for the mashed potato, and I said nothing, because I was not a complete fu***ng weirdo trying to paint ...
01/06/2025

“First they came for the mashed potato, and I said nothing, because I was not a complete fu***ng weirdo trying to paint myself as the victim of some massive culture war conspiracy through the medium of mashed potato.”

“See what they’re making me do?” weeps landlord grabbing more and more money off of their tenants instead of just making...
26/05/2025

“See what they’re making me do?” weeps landlord grabbing more and more money off of their tenants instead of just making a little less profit. “I don’t want to be taking even more of your cash! Honestly! It’s the government’s fault! I wish I wasn’t doing this! Noooooooo!”

“I agree with Steve.” said Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees, 83, church organist, raffle organiser, roof repair fund treasurer and ...
25/05/2025

“I agree with Steve.” said Mrs Bunty Twelvetrees, 83, church organist, raffle organiser, roof repair fund treasurer and hollowed out hate-fuelled husk of a human being, today. “The church is no place for any of these trendy woke types with their notions of kindness and compassion towards others.”

“Bloody snowflakes!” shouted Nigel, working himself up to a coronary at the idea of some imagined criticism of a chocola...
25/05/2025

“Bloody snowflakes!” shouted Nigel, working himself up to a coronary at the idea of some imagined criticism of a chocolate bar’s availability by some people he conjured up in his head two minutes ago.

Imagine getting this angry at the idea of children being fed and not going hungry.
11/05/2025

Imagine getting this angry at the idea of children being fed and not going hungry.

“I’ll be honest, I just want to see people suffer.”
05/05/2025

“I’ll be honest, I just want to see people suffer.”

Scary thought for the day: this person gets to vote
27/04/2025

Scary thought for the day: this person gets to vote

Or you could, I dunno, just mind your own business and not weirdly stare at the body and genitalia of someone in your aq...
26/04/2025

Or you could, I dunno, just mind your own business and not weirdly stare at the body and genitalia of someone in your aquafit class before writing in to a national newspaper with your speculation about what they’ve got under their swimming costume.

Who ya gonna call? GHOST THATCHER
25/04/2025

Who ya gonna call?

GHOST THATCHER

Just an absolute privilege to watch minds like this at work, it really is.
21/04/2025

Just an absolute privilege to watch minds like this at work, it really is.

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