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Pointless Letters Ever read a letter in a paper and immediately thought Eh? afterwards? Yeah, that's the sort of thing aimed at here.

All wastes of stamps / electrons welcome - if you spot a pointless letter out there in the wild, send it in!

Starting off 2026 with peak “how’s yer da handling the divorce?” energy from the letters page of the Daily Mail
02/01/2026

Starting off 2026 with peak “how’s yer da handling the divorce?” energy from the letters page of the Daily Mail

Happy New Year, everyone! (even you, John)
01/01/2026

Happy New Year, everyone!

(even you, John)

Christmas Day just flies by when there’s banter like this round the dinner table…
26/12/2025

Christmas Day just flies by when there’s banter like this round the dinner table…

…who wants to tell him?
25/12/2025

…who wants to tell him?

A quick reminder: if your business can’t afford to pay the minimum wage, if you don’t want to employ women in your busin...
20/12/2025

A quick reminder: if your business can’t afford to pay the minimum wage, if you don’t want to employ women in your business in case they get pregnant and you view employees having rights as being fundamentally incompatible with your business, then you don’t have a business.

Also, you’re a c**t.

Cattus interruptus
13/12/2025

Cattus interruptus

Getting skin cancer to own the libs
06/12/2025

Getting skin cancer to own the libs

"There's no way this will alienate people who might have voted for us while not converting a single voter who thinks we'...
06/12/2025

"There's no way this will alienate people who might have voted for us while not converting a single voter who thinks we're the massed forces of socialist evil. My god, we're GENIUSES."

Yeah David, nowadays comedians aren’t sh*te
29/11/2025

Yeah David, nowadays comedians aren’t sh*te

FINALLY, someone stands up for that most discriminated against, marginalised group: white, heterosexual, able-bodied men...
29/11/2025

FINALLY, someone stands up for that most discriminated against, marginalised group: white, heterosexual, able-bodied men in the entertainment industry. Truly they are the invisible underclass.

Fortunately for Leanne, someone was able to get word to the armed team forcing her at gunpoint to watch stuff with Emma ...
22/11/2025

Fortunately for Leanne, someone was able to get word to the armed team forcing her at gunpoint to watch stuff with Emma Thompson in it and order them to stand down.

1) No, it isn’t.2) This is performative cruelty and nothing else.3) The people you’re pitching this for will never, ever...
16/11/2025

1) No, it isn’t.
2) This is performative cruelty and nothing else.
3) The people you’re pitching this for will never, ever, ever vote for you.

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