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Pointless Letters Ever read a letter in a paper and immediately thought Eh? afterwards? Yeah, that's the sort of thing aimed at here.

All wastes of stamps / electrons welcome - if you spot a pointless letter out there in the wild, send it in!

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it...
20/07/2026

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

Counterpoint: maybe just don’t commit war crimes?
29/06/2026

Counterpoint: maybe just don’t commit war crimes?

Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can h...
31/05/2026

Today, still wanted by the government, she survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find her, maybe you can hire…

A reminder - and I can’t for the life of me think what has brought this to mind - that you can’t spell the word “communi...
16/05/2026

A reminder - and I can’t for the life of me think what has brought this to mind - that you can’t spell the word “community” without the letters C, U, N and T.

Elizabeth I there, coming back from the dead to throw a wobbly about ITV drama commissioning decisions
02/05/2026

Elizabeth I there, coming back from the dead to throw a wobbly about ITV drama commissioning decisions

Funny how “love thy neighbour” never seems to make it into these letters.
07/03/2026

Funny how “love thy neighbour” never seems to make it into these letters.

Sorry mate, you’ll need to change your surname. Already being used.
01/03/2026

Sorry mate, you’ll need to change your surname. Already being used.

From Nigel Farage’s sour grapes rant - sorry, article - in today’s Mail on Sunday. In this case, the terrifying effect b...
01/03/2026

From Nigel Farage’s sour grapes rant - sorry, article - in today’s Mail on Sunday.

In this case, the terrifying effect being “Reform not winning as is its God-given right, due to some fu***ng uppity foreigners.”

Presumably, if he’d won it would have been a ringing endorsement of the good sense and patriotic sentiment of the Britis...
27/02/2026

Presumably, if he’d won it would have been a ringing endorsement of the good sense and patriotic sentiment of the British electorate steering the country to the sunlit uplands.

But he lost, so it’s them funny Muslamic ones wot did it and it’s all GOING TO HELL IN A HANDCART.

BREAKING: Man writes to three newspapers to explain that the real victims here are wealthy men with privilege and power.
22/02/2026

BREAKING: Man writes to three newspapers to explain that the real victims here are wealthy men with privilege and power.

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