19/07/2026
📖 The Gospel According to Beviboo
This Sunday’s Sermon…
Reading from the Book of Mind Your Own Bloody Business, Chapter 4, Verse 99…
“Thou shalt stop comparing thyself to Sharon from down the road, for Sharon has been in business 17 years, has three staff, a husband who does the books, and an unhealthy addiction to Zoflora.”
Can I get an amen?
Honestly…
Comparison is like sitting in someone else’s driving test and wondering why you’re not moving.
You don’t know how long they’ve been grafting.
You don’t know how many disasters they’ve survived.
You don’t know how many times they’ve cried into a cuppa and thought, “Sod this.”
You only see the polished version.
You don’t see the panic.
So here’s this week’s homework…
Stop stalking everyone else’s success.
Spend that hour building your own.
Now then…
The collection plate.
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Now go forth…
And may your customers reply with more than,
“How much?”
Amen and pass the fu***ng crumpets 🙏🏻
