01/08/2025
CRUSH AT FIRST SIGHT (EP2) 🙊
(One of the main reasons why I wanted to be a Vandal was because as a Vandal, getting a nice gal on campus to date 👩❤️👨 was a piece of cake. All you needed was your promo code:
“I’m a Vandal” 🤣😹 …I bet you, the girl will start melting in your hands!)
“This Saturday will be your matriculation to fully turn you into a Heritage student. Do well to be in your nice dresses,” the school’s Public Relations Officer, Mr. Dennis Abbey, announced 📢📣 in our class on Monday.
(Tswww the school sef we no wan go again what’s this matriculation to be a full student… masa carry go bed 😏😏…)
After his announcement, my new close friend Ernest asked in an excited tone ☺️😁,
“Yo Kay, you go go the matriculation?”
I replied, “What a dey go do for there and why are you all smiley 😒?? Charley the skull naa ei no dey ma inside tswww 🙁🙁”
He continued, “I hear say if you no matriculate it can affect you as you move ahead ooo 😟😟”
I thought about what he said and replied, “Vhim, i make day breake first…”
Saturday came like flash 💨… with almost all level 100s looking like angels sent down from heaven 👼✨
But chale, sake of branding 😎😎😎 and the way the school dey bore me, na I no dey see anyone sef…
So we all sat down and we were e given some paper bi… all along then ma eye 👀 dey down so I didn’t really see the person sitting beside me…
What I saw after raising my eyes made me see stars when I was reciting my matriculation oath aswear 😳🤯…
I saw a heavenly crafted lady, created with beauty and heartwarming, controversially touching smiles, watching a video on her phone…
I was like,
“Kay!!… wait, are you dreaming 💭? Cuz this can’t be real…” 😂😂
Damnnn this lady fineeeeeeee 🥺🥺🥺
I could literally feel the heat from her beauty🥵 …
When the registrar of the uni started reciting the oath for us to recite along, I was busily arranging my pick-up line in my head, coz I can’t miss this chance (dammm this is a real definition of CRUSH AT FIRST SIGHT🙈)…
I know you want to know what Kay will do next 😂😂😂
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