Amos Naase

Amos Naase My name is Amoah Amos Npoheyine, popular known as Naase. I am from the Upper East region of Ghana. My hometown is Dachio.

I schooled my elementary to Junior high school in Quality Brain Academy and my SHS in Zamse Senior High Technical School.

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🌝😍😁 KEEP SMILING CUTIE 🤩😍😘1. Ladies are powerful there can introduce two boy friend at the same time.They will say My lo...
12/10/2024

🌝😍😁 KEEP SMILING CUTIE 🤩😍😘

1. Ladies are powerful there can introduce two boy friend at the same time.They will say My love, Meet my sweetheart And you will hear the two idīøts say Boss how far na😂😂

2. Pøverty can make you wake up around 2am in the night,open your window and shøut!! Who did I offēnd, and then go back to bēd 😂🙆

3. My mother be like
I'm talking and you are quite

Me: But mum

Mum: Keep quiet. I'm talking and you are talking😂

4. Instead of būying Panadol 💊 they būy data and post " this headache is kīlling me "
You are mād!
😂😂

5. Tall girls are naturally friendly,they apologize when they go wrøng....
But you see those bottle of malts😒
They are very stubbørn 😂😂

6. If I go Down on my Knees and Propose to a Girl and she says "NO", Upper-Cūt føllows immediately!!!
No time for Nønseñse 😂😏

7. ⚠️attention
Attention
Ladies and gentlemen boys and girls brothers and sisters mothers uncles and aunties and nieces doctors and nurses neighbours and colleagues students and graduates, I really don't have anything to say thanks for ur attention.
😂🤣

8. Interviewer: In ur next life would you like to be a Nigeria?
Diala Emmanuel: Tufiakwa, I rather be a tree in Europe🙆🏾‍♂😹

9. At home, you can't sleep with a small radio on.
But you can sleep in church with more than 8speakers bashing in your ears.
This is callēd *Dēmønic Software*🙄😂

10. Nowadays, relatiønship is like a birthday party once the cake is eāten, the party is over😂

11. When I cāll my parents and they don't answer it's no Big DĒAL, but when they cāll me and I don't answer it's like WORLD WAR III😂

12. How Girls Stand When They Find Out You Are Chēating On Them
🙄

_/ \_

13. It took me hours to compose this joke reading without adding me for more is not good 😓

Please Go to my timeline, I just posted a new story

Thanks so much 🙏😎

Dm let's vibe MÎĞÅ
Stop ignøring my request naa 🥲💔

Abii i no dey try 😔
Amos Naase

🌝🤩😁 MORNING JOKES 🥰 😂😂A SNAKE IN THE ROOM! 😂I was in my room last night when my neighbourstarted screāming... "Help! Hel...
11/10/2024

🌝🤩😁 MORNING JOKES 🥰 😂😂
A SNAKE IN THE ROOM! 😂
I was in my room last night when my neighbour
started screāming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! " I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand.
When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks.
We all started shouting, "Today is the eñd of your life, you evīl snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hīt it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red
eyes. Then, I said if I count 1 to 3, we should hīt the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA sēized the light and deep darkness covered the room.😂
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Omo come and see stamped in the room,😂 the wørst part was that non of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping haphāzardly like reggae dancers on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table. Me I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hītting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake!😂 If somebody mīstakenly touch another person a heavy wood will hīt the person with immediate alacrity.😂😂😂
As I was standing on the fridge, few seconds later something soft touched my ankle!😂 Omo I didn't waste time in hītting the thing with my big stick! Immediately I heard cry in the room😂 Somebody was Shøuting "Jesus! My head oo! Who hīt me?" It was then I realized that I had hīt a human being.😂 I moved blīndly forward to console the person then I mīstakenly fell from the fridge and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's kneel! Almost immediately a heavy wood landed on my hand😂 I shouted "Bløød of God who hīt me" Papa Emeka shouted "Jesus GODY no vex na me, I think say na the snake touch me.😂😂😂

🤣🤣😁😄🤣 Hahaha 1. I finally decided to toast this babe Shade after stalking her for several months 🥹🥲...ME: “Shade, you ar...
07/10/2024

🤣🤣😁😄🤣 Hahaha

1. I finally decided to toast this babe Shade after stalking her for several months 🥹🥲...

ME: “Shade, you are the sunshine of my life. Without you‚ my life is cloudy🥹. You are like the rain in my heart ❤‍🩹, Water for barrën land😔...
SHADE: Is this a Proposal or Weather report??? 😏😳😩😩

Shade, see ehn, if I toast you again, make I bend 🥲🤭😂😂

2. In my next life ehn, if I hear the name ‘‘Nigeria’’ in my mother’s womb, I will just use her intestinës to häng myself🥲...
I can not come and pass through hëll again 😒🤭😂😂

3. After payïng 150k fees for school fees, then you hear your 4 years old son singing: “Days of the week- Sunday, October, June, eleven, rectangle, December 😳🙆😂😂

4. “Make I chop this guy möney, make I chop this guy möney”...
Naso Precious take start ashawó 😒🤭😂😂

5. My dad will hold belt and still tell me to come I won’t flög you...😒
Okay you want to häng me abi? 🥲🙄😂😂

6. Beware of wömen who remove pot cover with bare hands while still on hot gas...🙄
They have the latest version of släp...😒 Ladies like Favour 🥲🤭😂😂

7. Even at my age, I still dodge when thuñdër strikes 🙉
It’s not that I’m evïl but just in case of mistaken identity...🙄
You know anything can happen in Nigerïa!! 🤭😂😂

8. “E dey clear pimples, e dey clear pimples”...
Naso Favour use start bleaching oo 🤭😂😂
9. I posted this one day.....😒
“Ladies, here’s the seçret. Calling your man too much makes him stöp loving you. What is 49 missed call?” 🙄

A GIRL replied: “Someone that is with my Hëart?😏 I’ll call you to glory. 🤭😂😂
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😆😆Funniest jokes ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣1: LADDIES ONLYHOW TO INCREASE YOUR HÎPS USING HONEY..take a drop of honey,rub it at your h!ps...
06/10/2024

😆😆Funniest jokes ever🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1: LADDIES ONLY
HOW TO INCREASE YOUR HÎPS USING HONEY..take a drop of honey,rub it at your h!ps and bûttocks then gently walk near a bèe hive. within a minute if there is no change,sûe me...thank me later.*👌👌👌
😝😝😝😝😝

2: Dem don marry all the serious ladies finish. Na only "Can You Do Me A Favour" dey leave for us 😭😭😭

3: _*Side chick is a young girl between 18-25 yrs. If you are 26-30yrs, you are a side hen. 30 and above, consider yourself a vûlture 🤣🤣🤣*_

4: I remember when makeup was just eye pencil and vaseline. Now it's cement, concrete, head pan and other building materials 😂😂🤣

5: There is a kind of car you will drive into a fuel station, they will direct you where they are selling kerosene.
😂😂😂😂

6: Those of you who react on my posts😍, you guys will eat double takeaway with extra meat on my wedding day😊☺😌

7: *A Relationship without Sèx helps you to focus on*
*important things like Chèating**
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

8: Pregnant women and their troubles.
🙄...which one is "Hôney off your phône, it's smelling"😏😏

9: Nowadays to have a girlfriend you must be physically, emotionally, walletically, vehically, financialically, iphonically strong🤗

10: girls who blèach their skin are the only ones who have the right to say "I will shôw yôu my true côlors"
😏😏😏😉

11: In my next world I will still be an Àfrican but born, raised,schooled and dîed in CANADA 😔😔

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AMOS NAASE

1... HOW TO DESCRIBE A PLACE IN LONDON AND INNIGERIA-●->LONDON... 13 Liverpool Street, off Queen Elizabeth Park, Suite C...
06/10/2024

1...
HOW TO DESCRIBE A PLACE IN LONDON AND IN
NIGERIA-●->
LONDON...
13 Liverpool Street, off Queen Elizabeth Park, Suite C5
first floor, Room 7A..
*But In NAIJA*..
"If you reach Ebeleku street, you will see one big
gutter, by the right there's a shrine. Jump the gutter and corner left.
Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small
small.
Be going down down... straaaaaight! They use to
smoke w**d on that street, If any body stop you don't
answer just hold your bag tight. Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in
front of one ogogoro kiosk: opposite where they used
to throwey dustbin.
Just stand there and flash me. I will come out😏🤣🤣🤣
2)-●->
Thunder wee faya kizz Daniel..🥺🥺
My mum called me while i was listening to kizz Daniel
f**k you track.
I was on earpiece so mum called my name.
Mum: Eric!! Me: F**k you.
Mum: Are u talking to me?
Me: F**k you.
To cut d long story short, who get room that he or she
ain't using again because i'm commenting from under🥺😴😴🙏🏻
3)-●->
Men have started removing the wall clock in their bedrooms.
Let me see how you will know how many seconds he
lasted🥴😁😁
3)-●->
Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying,*
*sorry. What was the password?*🥴😂
4)-●->
My girlfriend left me for a guy she met online...
She didn't know I was the same guy🥴😂
5)-●->If you know you are feeling h***y and want to have
s*x and no body is around look at what to do i use to do it something it will help you,
Just go into your room, kneel down close to the bed
and ask God to forgive you,
Bad children, you think I want to tell you one bad secret. See as you read with attention.😂😁😁🙆🏾‍♂️
6)-●>I was given watermelon to eat in a dream, after
finishing it then the gave me coconut to eat too. There
I look around I see knife nowhere near me then I
decided to use my teeth... Immediately my father slapped me saying ...after
finishing the pillow so ur now biting my head🙆🏾‍♂️😏🤣🤣
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🤭 LAUGH WITH 😂1. So you keep bragging like “I HAVE A DEGREE, I CAN’T DO SUCH JOB”My friend keep quiet! 😒A thermometer ...
05/10/2024

🤭 LAUGH WITH 😂

1. So you keep bragging like “I HAVE A DEGREE, I CAN’T DO SUCH JOB”
My friend keep quiet! 😒
A thermometer has 10 degrees and it works under the armpit.🙄
I repeat, under the armpit!!🤷
🤭😂😂😂
2. Apart from me, Who Else Used To Pretend to Think Härd When The Teacher is Looking At Them back then in secondary school?🤔🤦🤭😂😂😂
3. “My love for you is like a copied assignment,
I can’t just explain”.
MY SISTER, any guy that says this, just know he’s planning to imprégnate you and run away. 😒🤭😂😂🏃🏃
4. Nothing Sweet pass that moment in the Church when the holy spirit is pushing girls up and down and the pastor will be like, “Brother Casablanca De Catamatophia join your hands and hold them 😋😇😂😂😂
5. The phone number she’s refusing to give you is what another guy just deleted.😒
So My brother, don’t come and kïll yourself. 🥱😂😂
6. Some relationships can make you loose weight until the wind blows you in someone else relationship.🥲 Relationshïps like that of Favour ehn 🤭😂😂😂
7. Leaving a man because of chëating is like leaving a country because of RAIN. 😒
It Rains Everywhere my Sister Sit Down...🙄
😂😂😂🚶🏼‍♀️
8. Most girls don’t like posting their boyfriend’s pictures because they don’t want the guy on their list to stop giving them money.😒
I know this one is loud enough....🤭😂😂🏃
9. I started feàring gïrls on that very day that my girlfriend Favour introduced my father to me as her uncle 😳🥲🤭😂😂
10. Men Only Watch Nigerïan Ghöst Movies, Just To Learn How To Disappear When they Imprégnate A Girl 😒🥲🤭😂😂
11. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It isn’t fair oo 😭😢

TBC...☺️
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😂😂😂 BEST JOKES EVER 😂😂😂1. If someone cheated on you.. kindly cheat back, we're tired of reading sad posts🙄🙄2. Sitting in...
04/10/2024

😂😂😂 BEST JOKES EVER 😂😂😂
1. If someone cheated on you.. kindly cheat back, we're tired of reading sad posts🙄🙄

2. Sitting in a toilet while playing with your phone is more enjoyable than being in a relationship of this days..🤕

3. "I only date educated guys"
Said by a girl with only birth certificate 🤐😬

4. I'm not ugly
*
Na your eyes get problem😒
🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️🚶🏼‍♂️

5. Yoruba pepper soup and Running Nose,,day go together 🤝😞

6. I still have this feeling that $0.00 is bigger than
N0.00🤕

7. Teacher: "What comes after plan A"?
Me: "Plan B ma"
Teacher: "Then why did you write
Juju"😒

8. I act ok🥺,,, but deep down I wanna know??
*
Does Hausa bankers in the North wear Suits 😹

9. How was your night
You can never avoid this question as long as you're in Àfrica relationship😑🤝


10. I met my former geography teacher and he asked me wat I do for a living I told him I sell metamorphic rocks*🤨

11. He who leaves the main road,, and followed a bush part,, must make up his mind to see unwanted S**t 💩
*
Physics law 1956✍️

12. Cultïst enter school with beret, fresher go mèet am say him toó go like join choir😂

13. I started respecting women the day my Ex introduced my own brother to me as his cousin😐😐

14. Me as a lawyer:
*
"Howfa shey u don watch prison break"😒

15. “ayoungtita and this slide shaa”
na insult lowkey but I will chest it no wam🤕🤝

16. MTN 2.5gb don turn 4 800, na only for 11pm we go see me online now🤕

17. Body spray is for slim girls, the fat ones should use fire extinguisher...

18. U see my post
U pass
U no like
That your phone go fall and break😐😐👉 Amos Naase 😃

•••••••••😂🤣LAUGH SMALL 🤣•••••••••••••0. I Scrêåm I am a ChosenI am a ChosenI ask the Húngēr who are you?Coke and Gala fâ...
04/10/2024

•••••••••😂🤣LAUGH SMALL 🤣•••••••••••••
0. I Scrêåm I am a Chosen
I am a Chosen
I ask the Húngēr who are you?
Coke and Gala fâll from Sky

1. The beauty of a Lady on Social media, depends on the kind of phone she's using.😸😸
Am i communicating ?

2. There is nothing more strëssing than brëāking up with a shôrt girl. Every time you see kids you remember her....😸😸

3. Girl:Baby I'm having stomaçh ãche and headåçhe
Boy: Sørry
Girl:Baby take me to Mr. Biggs
Boy:You mean MR. BIGGS TEACHING HØSPITAL 😁😂😂

4. When I see white men with laptop all I think is businessmen. When I see Àfricans with laptop all I see is Dj Yk.😂😂

5. Joe : Dr I have a prøblem of fōrgētting.😁😺
Dr : When did the prøblem start?
Joe : Which prøblem?

6. Neighbors Will Always See Any Lady U Bring Home , Even @12 Midnite ....
But They'll Never See The Thîëf Who Stóle From Ur room That in d Afternoon.????😁😂

7. Only a black person will stéal your thing and help u to search it after!

8. Do u know that it took me 19years to know that the plural of bread is sliçed bread?😁😂

9. Yesterday my friend called his uncle living in Abuja and received 150k for shopping... My prøblem now is my own Uncle, if I flâsh him, he will flâsh me back😁😁

10. Before you fâll in love, test the strēngth of your héart by playing soccer b£t with your school fees.

11. After enjoying my jokes ur ancéstørs are telling u not to cômment n lyk my friend tell them oo that thùnder is watching oohh
To be continued pls follow For more interesting jokes and laughter 👉 Amos Naase

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