05/05/2023
*BELOW ARE THE SETS OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE SO MUCH PRIDE IN THIS LIFE:*
*1.* PA's to politicians
*2.* Nurses and doctors in the low-budget hospital
*3.* Those girls that sit in front of their boyfriend's cars, will look at other girls as if they have no future
*4.* Nonacademic staff in the university
*5.* Course reps in the university
*6.* People in charge of food on an occasion
*7.* Church ushers, act as if they are the biological Children of God while the rest of you were adopted
*8.* The best friend of a rich man
*9.*.People that wear starched clothes, will walk with one hand up as if they have boils in their armpit
*10.* Dangote truck drivers, the way they will look at you while driving eh, you will think they are carrying their inheritance to their village.
*11.* Embassy staff that behave as if their visa will send you to heaven.
*12* And those flying business class will be looking at you that is going to seat at the economy as if you're going to hell. The ann-oying ones are d Crew members d way dey will shut the curtain to separate business and economy class you will think they will arrive before you.
16. Police officers handling cases of ignorant people.
17. GIJ invigilators. They will look at you like you've failed in advance 3 months ago.
18. Everyone called Mary. They think they are the real mothers of Jesus.
19. STC bus Bookers on a busy day. They look with disappointment in their eyes as if to say "You are old enough to buy a car and stop coming here to stress us".
Do have a good laugh! 🤪