29/05/2013
Beer vs. P***y . . .
1. Beer is always wet. P***y needs a
little
work.
- One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
- One point to P***Y
3. A really cold beer is satisfying .
- One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your
favorite beer
you find a hair between your teeth,
you may
vomit.
- One point to P***Y
5. Ten beers in one night and you
cannot
drive home. Ten PU***ES in one night
and you
do not want to drive anywhere.
- One point to P***Y
6. If you have a lot of beer in a
public place,
your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any P***Y in public,
you
become a legend.
- One point to P***Y
7. If a cop stops you and you smell
of beer
you may get arrested. If you smell of
P***Y he
may buy you a beer.
- One point to P***Y
8. You normally do not find old beer.
- One point to BEER
9. Too much beer and you will think
you see
flying saucers. Too much P***Y and
you will
think you have seen God.
- One point to P***Y
10. In most countries there is a tax
on beer.
- One point to P***Y
11. If you have another beer the first
one
never gets pi**ed off
- One point to BEER
12. You can always be sure if you are
the first
one to open a bottle or can. You
cannot
always be sure that you are the first
one to
taste P***Y.
- One point to BEER
13.. If you shake up a beer it will get
all
agitated but it eventually
settles down.
- One point to BEER
14. You always know how much beer
is
going to cost
- One point to BEER
15. Beer does not have a mother
- One point to BEER
16. Beer never expects to be hugged
for half
an hour after you drink it
- One point to BEER
17. You'll never find beer wearing
pads or
tampons
- One point to BEER
18. S*x is a good form of exercise
- One point to P***Y
19. Beer will never make you feel less
of a
man or your abilities as a man
- One point to BEER
20. Beer does not make lame excuses
when
you want to drink it
- One point to BEER
21. What beer will dress up in a sexy
nurse
outfit?
- One point to P***Y
22. P***Y doesn't give you a
hangover
- One point to P***Y
23. A beer will let you try other beers
but
P***Y will never let you try another
- One point to BEER
24. Beer doesn't ask for your payslip
at the
end of the month
- One point to BEER
25. P***Y gives you unnecessar y
expenses,chocolates,flowers,phone
calls,dates,thus depletes funds to buy
beer.
- One point to BEER
26. With a license beer can be sold
legally
- One point to BEER
27. Beer only has one sickness (hang
over)
- One point to BEER
28. If you do P***Y very well chances
are
you'll get recommendations and you
won't
have to pay a cent for it
- One point to P***Y
30. P***Y does not have an expiry
date(i
wonder how true this is because i've
seen
some that have gone far beyond their
use by
date)
- One point to P***Y
FINAL SCORE: BEER 17
P***Y 13
That's it! The matter is settled, the
clear
winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this
point feel
angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember
that
Beer would experience none of those
feelings, let alone express them. - An
extra
point for BEER
