12/02/2023
JOKES ππ€£π€£
1.A visitor shocked me in my house yesterdayπ...I offered him juice and he was like,,, "I'll drink after eating"
Excuse me,AFTER EATING WHAT??ππ
2.If you like write s*x as s*x and f**k as f**kπ
Still you'll go to hell dear...you can't confuse God πππππ
3.I saw a lady crying yesterday at shoprite because she lost her 15k,,,,I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floorπ
Too much caring will kill me one dayπππππππ
4.I can't believe I'm related to Bill Gateπ...His Mother and my Mother are both MOTHERS πππππ
5.I respect those people who gives testimonies in church a lot...I mean standing in front of your village people telling them about your successπππππππ
6.Some girls can unzip a Man's trouser in the dark but cannot open Psalm 23 in a daylightπ
Don't skip madam,,,I want to tell you God is watching youπππ
7.Beyonce is worth 850 million dollars with over 100 million album sales and 22 Grammies but still forgives Jay Z when he cheat...and you with your two panties won't make person rest ππππππππ
8.Who else has notice that English mostly runs away when you're in a serious argument??ππππ
9.In America tall boys are basketball playersπ
Whiles in Africa here tall boys are blackboard cleaners,,,
But WHY NA??πππππ
10.Imagine dating a girl who can break sugarcane with her legsππππ
ADDITIONAL
Ladies do you know that laughing makes your va**na tighterπ...You keep on skipping my postsπππππΆπ
WHAT IS WICKEDNESS??
WickΓ«dnΓ«ss is when you read my post here and laugh and intentionally refuse to reactππ
Please jΓΈin me for more ππΎππΎππΎππΎππΎ
LAND OF LAUGHTER
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