21/04/2025
Things that define Africans*πππ
1. Urinating behind the latrineπ½π¦
2. Wife sleeping next to the wallππ΄
3. Keeping brooms behind the doorπ
4. When you get rich, people say you have a ππ
5. When you get old, you're a witchππ
6. When you take a bath , they will ask if you are going somewhere.π€¨
7. Keeping some plates, cups and spoons aside specifically for visitors.ππ€
8. Counting pieces of meat.ππ
9. No natural dΒ£ath in Africa.... your enemy is always the cause.π₯Ίπ
10. Counting money after withdrawing from ATM.π
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11. Marrying a beautiful woman is associated with marrying a prostitute.ππ₯΅
12. There are some special parts of the chicken meat that are always reserved for the husband (eg. Gizzard)π₯Άπ€¬
13. Removing shoes when walking in the mud.π€₯π
14. Buying new clothes when it is Christmas.π€§π₯³
15. When one is given a microphone, they first blow air into it or tap it with a finger, to test it if it is working, (even when the person passing it on was using the same mic.)π₯±π€
16. Sweeping the whole compound when expecting visitors.π
17. Looking left and right when crossing a one way street.π
18: Keeping an empty plastic water bottle after drinking, for future use.π€₯
19: Reserving a special chair for the Husband ππ
*I am a proud African*
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