25/06/2025
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ЁЯО╡ рдЧреАрдд рд╢реАрд░реНрд╖рдХ: "Jitenge Jhute Vaade"
(Original, Indian Corruption)
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(Verse 1)
Jitenge jhute vaade, jhute iraade jitenge,
Kursi ke pyaase, laalach ke saude jitenge,
Neta bole "vikas", par khaali ghaas dikhe,
School me sapne the, ab khaali class dikhe...
"500 crore ka mandir", par school bina bench ke,
Yuva dhoondhe naukri, milti jail me mention ke,
Kagaz pe aaye schemes, zameen pe zero,
Aur media ka hero, asli mein bhrasht neta ka chela ho!
(Chorus)
Jitenge khokhle vaade, criminal jitenge,
Sach bolne wale pe hi case likhenge,
Lashkar ke photo ke saath vote mange,
Deshbhakti ke naam pe sab loot lenge...
"Har ghar nal" tha jumla, "15 lakh" tha sapna,
Mehengai ne chhoda nahi gas ka cylinder apna,
Kisan mare sadak pe, andha kanoon chhupa ke,
Aur mantri kare dance, duniya ko dikhla ke!
(Verse 2)
Chunaav se pehle gau rakshak bane,
Baad mein r**e pe bhi aankh me bandhne bane,
Police bhi bik gayi, kanoon bhi chor ho gaya,
Aur judge bhi socheтАФkis party ko vote ho gaya?
Dharma ke naare, leke aaye dange,
Desh ki unity ko kaatega kaun se bhange?
Media bech diya TRP ke liye,
Ab sach dikhaye to FIR mile...
(Bridge тАУ Emotional Tones)
Yeh desh Gandhiji ka, ab jumlebaazon ka mela hai,
Jahaan sach bolna rajdroh hai, aur jhooth hero ka rela hai,
Jahaan bullet train ke poster ke peeche,
Gramin bachpan ka bhookha pet khela hai...
(Chorus тАУ Repeat)
Jitenge khokhle vaade, criminal jitenge,
Sach bolne wale pe hi case likhenge,
Lashkar ke photo ke saath vote mange,
Deshbhakti ke naam pe sab loot lenge...
(Verse 3 тАУ Final Slap Verse)
Netaji ka beta paper leak kare,
Aur topper ban ke system ka cheekh mare,
Aadivasi ko jameen se hataya gaya,
Aur billionaire ko subsidy dikhaya gaya...
"Digital India" ka tamasha ban gaya,
Par hackers ne desh ka data hi chura liya,
Chhatron ka sapna UPSC ban gaya joke,
Aur janta TV pe sirf bhakti show dekh ke stroke...