23/05/2025
When You Crash at Your Bro's Place and Forget Personal Space is a Thing
“Bro said, ‘Make yourself at home.’
I said, ‘Say less.’
Now we’re two spoonfuls away from being a romantic comedy.”
Meanwhile, the third wheel (aka the phone) on the mattress is trying to alert them it’s 3PM and they missed brunch, laundry day, and probably adulthood.
Moral of the story: never trust a guy who says he’s a “light sleeper” — they’ll koala you in their sleep like it’s cuddle season at the zoo.
