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Arnab, idhar Main Hoon Na ki shooting toh is not going on. 😢
10/05/2023

Arnab, idhar Main Hoon Na ki shooting toh is not going on. 😢

Aamir Khan's character arc in Rang De Basanti. 👀
10/05/2023

Aamir Khan's character arc in Rang De Basanti. 👀

An agency that intentionally under-delivers, now makes all their money from the 50% advance received. 💰After a string of...
06/05/2023

An agency that intentionally under-delivers, now makes all their money from the 50% advance received. 💰

After a string of bad gigs where the agency had to refund their clients all the payment received, the struggling agency has found a new way to stay afloat in the cutthroat world of marketing: demanding 50% payment upfront, before delivering subpar work to their clients.

The agency's co-founders, who spoke to us on condition of anonymity, say they were forced to adopt this strategy after a string of events where they had to return money to their clients.

"Our old way of doing things just wasn't working," said one co-founder. "We were giving our all to every project, but sometimes things just don't work out. We'd have to refund our clients, and we were left with nothing to show for our hard work."

The agency decided to take matters into their own hands by changing their payment policy. "We figured, why not just pivot ourselves to become a 50% Advance agency? That way, we can take up projects by showing a lot of promise and passion - take the 50% advance upfront - and really strive to put on a show about how much we're really trying to do a great job and deliver." said the other co-founder. "But once the client sees the sh*tshow and wants to pull out, we retain the 50% advance and tell them that they don't need to pay the balance."

They're confused, but we're happy.




Who let the hoomans out? 🤔🎶 We did! Whether you're looking for a partner in crime or a loyal sidekick, hooman adoption i...
06/05/2023

Who let the hoomans out? 🤔🎶 We did!

Whether you're looking for a partner in crime or a loyal sidekick, hooman adoption is the way to go. 🐾 🫂

Because let's be real - without us, Pedigree tumhare biological ma-baap toh nahi kharidenge. 🥲

Oh seth. Kam se kam aaj toh Chaaru ko jeene do. Aaj shiddat se peene do. 🙏🏻
05/05/2023

Oh seth. Kam se kam aaj toh Chaaru ko jeene do. Aaj shiddat se peene do. 🙏🏻

Don't worry, Bittu raani. You'll get there. ✨️
04/05/2023

Don't worry, Bittu raani. You'll get there. ✨️

Spotting celebs at the Met Gala has less to do with spotting fashion trends, and more to do with "who's grabbing more ey...
03/05/2023

Spotting celebs at the Met Gala has less to do with spotting fashion trends, and more to do with "who's grabbing more eyeballs?" 

"Arre woh dekh billi" 😾

The more outrageous, the better.

That day isn't far when brands will use their endorsers as billboards. Similar to sports jerseys, but less subtle. 

Here's some of our favorite ones from the year 2030. 


Everyone wants open files. No wants to open wallet. 🥵
02/05/2023

Everyone wants open files. No wants to open wallet. 🥵

Good lookin' celebrities dressing up in things from my kitchen 🤌🏽
02/05/2023

Good lookin' celebrities dressing up in things from my kitchen 🤌🏽

Wow okaaaay did not expect my naanu to start writing copy for sticker packs now 😳
01/05/2023

Wow okaaaay did not expect my naanu to start writing copy for sticker packs now 😳

Aree sab log kaam-waam chhod ke Google karne baith gaye "how to use Wacom tablet as bludgeon" 🙄
01/05/2023

Aree sab log kaam-waam chhod ke Google karne baith gaye "how to use Wacom tablet as bludgeon" 🙄




Loan-Vaar 🤌🏽
01/05/2023

Loan-Vaar 🤌🏽


Use " " or   and you'll dive into a barrage of headaches we face on a daily basis.  Each little meme, rant or joke comes...
28/04/2023

Use " " or and you'll dive into a barrage of headaches we face on a daily basis.

Each little meme, rant or joke comes from a place of being forced to do something we were not okay with. 

Now multiply that 50X to perhaps, empathise with those who don't get a Friday to vent out their frustration at an overpriced pub. 

Join us in taking a stand against labour trafficking this Labour Day! 💪🏽

We are excited to announce the - an initiative to engage the creative community in highlighting the issues of labour trafficking in their own unique style. 💭

ILFAT is a national forum founded by survivors of human trafficking, advocating for comprehensive anti-trafficking legislation. This year, we're teaming up with creatives to make a difference. 🙌🏽

Upload your original content by May 1st, 2023 11:59 pm, and tag and follow ILFAT. Invite as a collaborator and use the hashtag in the first 10 words of your caption. 📸

ILFAT will select 3 winners who will receive cash prizes worth 40,000 and all submissions will be considered equally. 💰

Labour trafficking is a massive issue globally and India's largest trafficking problem. Let's raise awareness and take action together. 🌎

Results will be announced on May 2nd. Don't forget to repost your submission on your stories with and encourage others to participate! 🙏🏽

Join us in combatting labour exploitation and promoting fair labour practices. Together, we can make a difference! ❤️

"I had clearly asked for the baingan ka bharta to be put in a small sky blue bowl, and the parwal ki sabzi to be in anot...
27/04/2023

"I had clearly asked for the baingan ka bharta to be put in a small sky blue bowl, and the parwal ki sabzi to be in another similar sized yellow bowl." 😑

"And?"

"And they were NOT SYMMETRICAL YAAR SHAMBHAVI!" She yelled.

The baingan ka bharta simply looks on towards the ceiling, like a rejected lover-mush.

DID NOT 🥭 WAKE UP 🥭 THIS MORNING 🥭 THINKING OF WRITING 🥭 A NIBANDH 🥭 ON MANGOES 🥭But here we are. 🥲
27/04/2023

DID NOT 🥭 WAKE UP 🥭 THIS MORNING 🥭 THINKING OF WRITING 🥭 A NIBANDH 🥭 ON MANGOES 🥭

But here we are. 🥲

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26/04/2023

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Bas ekbar jo college se nikal  ke Joey's Pizza ka Half & Half chakha. Been a nice steady downward spiral since then. 👌  ...
26/04/2023

Bas ekbar jo college se nikal ke Joey's Pizza ka Half & Half chakha. Been a nice steady downward spiral since then. 👌

Why I used ChatGPT to dissect and analyse a standard   emailer at midnight, I'm not too sure of. 🙄Why I then made ChatGP...
25/04/2023

Why I used ChatGPT to dissect and analyse a standard emailer at midnight, I'm not too sure of. 🙄

Why I then made ChatGPT use the same copywriting structure, tonality, and voice to sell me Coke, Dalda, Parachute Hair Oil, Sugarcane Juice, and Basmati Rice I'm still not too sure of. 😒

Anyhoo. Dekh lo agar timepass karna ho toh "copywriting tips" ke naam pe.

Night. 🧸

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