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Leo kimeniramba k**a venye ngombe huramba chumvi😂😂😂👩Me  : hi😘.👨Her : hi too 😊.🤦Me. Unaitwa? 😉Her : na nani? 🤔👩Me: i mean...
12/12/2024

Leo kimeniramba k**a venye ngombe huramba chumvi😂😂😂
👩Me : hi😘.
👨Her : hi too 😊.
🤦Me. Unaitwa?
😉Her : na nani? 🤔
👩Me: i mean unaitwa nani?
👨Her :ohh naitwa Mercy Koko😛
🤦Me. Kutoka?
👨Her: kutoka kitambo🙂.
👩Me : i mean unakaa wapi?
👨Her : nakaa kwa nyumba Kwa kiti☺.
👩Me : gaii side gani?
👨Her : side ya corner😮.
👩Me : ni k**a hunielewi nini..
👨Her: maybe 🙄.
👩Me : unaishi wapi ?😫
👨Her : c naishi kwa nyumba ama unafikiri naishi nje?🤓
👩Me : waah sawa😐, nilipewa number na beshte yako.
👨Her: ukimaliza nayo shughuli mrudishie🤗
👩Me: huh anyway naitwa Manu😛
Her :Nani amekuita, ukimaliza kuitwa rudi kwenu 🤣🤣🤣 sipendi ujinga

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Hello karibuni food
11/12/2024

Hello karibuni food

💘💘😂😭😭😂💘💘Kuna mama alikuwa anapenda kununua nguo kila siku so msichana wake akamuuliza siku mojaGal: mum mbona ww hununua...
13/11/2024

💘💘😂😭😭😂💘💘
Kuna mama alikuwa anapenda kununua nguo kila siku so msichana wake akamuuliza siku moja
Gal: mum mbona ww hununua nguo daily? 🤔🤔😊
MUM: ni pesa zangu naweza nunua venye nataka! 😡😡😎
2 days later mama akanunulia msichana wake dolly. Next day mtoto akavunja mkono wa dolly! Mama akamuuliza"mbona umevunja mkono wa dolly?"🤔🤔😊 Msichana akamuambia " dolly ni yangu na ninawezafanyia chenye nataka nkt! 😡😡😎"
Asubuhi yenye ilifwata tena akavunja mkono ingine
Mum:mbona umevunja mkono wa dolly😡😡
Gal:dolly ni yangu naweza fanyia chenye nataka😏😏
Next morning akavunja mkono ingine
Mum:mbona umevunja
Gal:ni yangu nawezafanyia chenye nataka😏😏
Next morning tena akavunja mkono ingine...
Najua unajiuliza kwani dolly iko na mikono ngapi?Oya HII STORY NI YANGU NA NAWEZAFANYIA CHENYE NATAKA😁😁MCHEEEW!😊😊😎
NAJUA UMEKASIRIKA BUT USO NA MOYO NI ZAKO UNAWEZA PIA ZIFANYIE CHENYE UNATAKA!😂😂
Ata ww unaweza comment vile unataka .......
ni vile nakueshimu.
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Acha niulize landlord k**a hii dec naeza lipa tu rent ya bafu pekee juu itakua tu kuingia kuoga na kutoka😌😌
09/11/2024

Acha niulize landlord k**a hii dec naeza lipa tu rent ya bafu pekee juu itakua tu kuingia kuoga na kutoka😌😌

Usiwai amini m2 yeyote watu wangu
08/11/2024

Usiwai amini m2 yeyote watu wangu

07/11/2024

Handkerchief ya nini🤌 gongesha k**asi chini ilie k**a screenshot🫣 😂eveeveryone.everyone.

06/11/2024

D J Bil Masterlizzy nikakwambia uoe usikii ona sasa unatoka kaz ukiingia kwa nyumba kuongea n kesho tena

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.-The client: is room 39 ...
05/11/2024

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??

Mtu anakuangalia sna unadhani amekuadmire🥰kumbe anashangaa vile unakaa😂😂    Singulars haroo😍
04/11/2024

Mtu anakuangalia sna unadhani amekuadmire🥰kumbe anashangaa vile unakaa😂😂
Singulars haroo😍

Wacha nitumie landlord hii 45 bob niko nayo asione k**a nacheza na nyumba yake 😂
04/11/2024

Wacha nitumie landlord hii 45 bob niko nayo asione k**a nacheza na nyumba yake 😂

Yesterday I texted my ex "hi" she quickly apdated her status "doing good without you "see this girl I don't know who tol...
01/11/2024

Yesterday I texted my ex "hi" she quickly apdated her status "doing good without you "see this girl I don't know who told her that I want her back?? I just wanted to tell her that I saw her father in town wearing my cap that she took 😏😎

Shukrani kwa hawa madem🥰🥰🥰1. Kuna hawa madem  hawakuli fare. You are daughters of Naomi ♥️♥️♥️2. Kuna hawa madem hujifan...
31/10/2024

Shukrani kwa hawa madem🥰🥰🥰
1. Kuna hawa madem hawakuli fare. You are daughters of Naomi ♥️♥️♥️
2. Kuna hawa madem hujifanya wamelala lakini ukiwaguza wanainua kiuno na kupanua pole pole ndio uingize ndani na usugue asali. Bethlehem ni yenu♥️♥️♥️.
3.Kuna wale ukiwatoa pantie wanainuka kiasi ndio itoke haraka. Barikiwa sana♥️♥️♥️.
4. Kuna Wale usiku wa manane wakitamani na umelala wanatafuta afande dickson pole pole na wanashikashika mayai mbaka uamke na upandwe na feelings. Congratulations you are important ooh♥️♥️♥️.
5.Kuna Wale Hukuja juu bila kuambiwa na wanaset kitu iingie ndani halafu wanajitingiza iingie poa. Golgotha ni yenu♥️♥️♥️
6.Kuna Wale wakiskia mju*lus imetoka nje wanashika na kurudisha ndani haraka. You will be blessed ♥️❤️❤️.
7. Kuna wale ukishaingiza wanainua miguu juu na kukukiss kitu ikiwa ndani na kukushikashika matako. Santi sana♥️♥️♥️
8. Kuna wale akitaka usiku anakugongagonga na miguu ndio uamke. Tunawatambua sana♥️♥️♥️
9. Kuna wale ukiwa mgonjwa anakuambia beb nitoe pan*ty uone k**a utajaribu kidogo. Jerusalem ni yenu♥️♥️♥️
10. Kuna wale madem akijua unataka asali anakuja anakushika mkono, anakubeleka mbaka b*ed anakutolea nguo halafu analala akiwa amepa*nua mali ukonge. Barikiweni sana wangwana♥️♥️♥️
11. Kuna wale wakiskia julu''beng ni kubwa anakuambia beb polepole usiniumize. Tuko pamoja♥️♥️♥️
12. Kuna wale wakiskia kichwa pkee imeingia anainua kiuno yote iingie. Sinai ni yenu♥️♥️♥️
13. Kuna wale wakiskia ndio hii unamwaga anakushika vzuri k**a magnet ndio umwage ndani vizuri. Baraka zote ni zenu♥️♥️♥️jipigie makofiii

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