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22/09/2024

What are some great short stories with a twist ending?
Yesterday night I was at the bar, a beauty walking towards my chair, and asked "Is there anyone sitting here?" I politely answered "Nope", and my head kept thinking what I am going to chat with her next later, then the beauty took the chair away :D

THE END

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Modular furniture is a great option for offices because it's flexible, looks good, and can easily be changed to fit different needs. This means you can rearrange it as your business grows or changes. It is designed to ergonomic specifications, and helps you to work better without straining your body. Modular furniture can make your office feel more open and collaborative, which can lead to better ideas and work productivity—a win-win all around!

Here's how to decorate your office using modular furniture:

The first step is to plan the layout based on the available space and your needs. Start by a
At a party, a smart young woman approached Mark Twain.

"Mr. Twain, did you know that SUGAR is the only word in the English language that is written as 's-u' but pronounced as 's-h-u'?", said the lady haughtily with a sense of pride and over-smartness.

"Are you sure?", replied Mr. Twain.

A man came home late at night after a party.

His wife yelled, 'How would you feel if you don't see me for two days?'

The man couldn't believe his luck, 'That would be great!'

Monday passed and he didnt see her.
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
corner of one eye.

Who is eligible for the reduced selling fee on Amazon, and are there any specific requirements or criteria?

Amazon’s recent selling fee drop, effective from September 9, 2024, is a step to further strengthen Amazon’s partnership with sellers of all sizes and provide them with a timely boost as they prepare for the upcoming festive season. What makes it most exciting is that all the online sellers on Amazon are eligible for this new fee-drop structure! There are no specific requirements or criteria for sellers to be eligible for the fee drop. The fee update is for all - existing and new sellers!

Although the cost reductions coincide with the festive season, Amazon emphasizes that these adjustments are

The Obedient Wife :

There was a man, who worked hard and earned and saved a lot of money. He was a real miser when it comes to money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to put all the money in the casket along with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. "

And so he got his wife promise him, with all of her heart.
Soon he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife sitting there, in a black dress, her friend is sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony and when the undertakers were about to close the casket, the obedient wife said, "Just a moment."

She had a small metal box in her hands, she came over with the box aand kept it in the casket, then the undertakers locked and rolled away the casket.

Then the friend said,

"Girl you are not that foolish to keep all the money into that casket, right?"

The loyal wife replied
"Listen, I am a wife, I can't go back on my word, I promised him."

"You mean to say , you kept all the money in that casket?!?!"

"I sure did," said the loyal wife,

"I got all the money together, put in my bank account and wrote him a cheque; I kept that in the casket along with him, now it's up to him to encash the cheque.

If he can cash it, he can spend it."

Some excellent short stories with twist endings include:

"The Gift of the Magi" by O. Henry - A classic tale about a young couple who each sacrifice their most valuable possession to buy the other a Christmas gift, only to realize the gifts are now useless.

"The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson - A chilling story about a small town's annual ritual that ends with a shocking and disturbing twist.

"The Veldt" by Ray Bradbury - A science fiction story about a family with an advanced virtual reality nursery that takes a dark turn.

"The Interlopers" by Saki - A story about two feuding neighbors who put aside their differences when faced with a greater danger, only to have the twist ending reveal a tragic irony.

"The Lady, or the Tiger?" by Frank R. Stockton - A thought-provoking story that presents the reader with a dilemma and leaves the ending ambiguous.

"Lamb to the Slaughter" by Roald Dahl - A darkly humorous tale about a woman who commits murder and then cleverly covers it up.

The twist endings in these stories often create a sense of surprise, irony, or unsettling realization for the reader. The authors use clever plot devices and misdirection to subvert the reader's expectations.

A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle.
. . The eggs also fell down and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy.
. . As usual free advice started flowing from the on lookers “Couldn’t you be more careful?” “What is this, you are cycling , casually without attention?”
. . An old man approached the crowd , saw what had happened and said “Poor fellow this boy has to answer the Owner of the shop . Ok I will help him , as much as I can”
..... saying this handed over Rs10/- to the boy. And also said “These onlookers are good people, they will not only give advice, they will help you by giving money also, accept their help”
. . The onlookers observing the sayings of the old man and his actions , gave money to the boy
. . The boy was very happy, since the money collected was more than the value of the eggs broken
. . One of the onlooker asked the boy “young man if that old man was not around , I do not know what difficulties you would have faced with your owner”
. . The boy smiled and replied “Sir ,that old man is the owner of the shop , where I work”
. Clever owner :) :)

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It was a small village. And in it, was a small bakery. The baker would buy 1 Kg of butter for his bakery from a certain milkman periodically.

One day, the baker grew suspicious about the weight of the butter. He weighed it and found it to be just 900 g. He was furious but thought of giving the milkman a couple more chances. And he was proved right the next two times too. His anger got the better of him and he handed over the milkman to the police.

The milkman was produced to the court the next day.
Judge: Don't you have a weighing balance at your house?
Milkman: I do. But I don't have weights for it.
Judge: Then how were you weighing the butter all these days?
Milkman: Your honor, I own only a couple of buffaloes. And their yield is also not substantial. That's why I don't have weights for the scale. I buy bread from this baker itself. He claims that one packet of his bread weighs 500 g. So I keep 2 packets of bread in the weighing scale and weigh my butter.

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

'The usual?' asks the waitress.
'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.
'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
"Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

Says the man, "Well, several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. The first wish I asked was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

The waitress said "That's brilliant! Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live. How smart of you!''

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact amount of money is always there" says the man proudly.

The waitress asks, "But, what's that ostrich all about?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers with a heavy heart, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who accompanies me wherever I go and agrees with everything I say".

MORAL OF THE STORY: Men's brains work brilliant until they start thinking about a woman!!

22/09/2024

What are some great short stories with a twist ending?
Yesterday night I was at the bar, a beauty walking towards my chair, and asked "Is there anyone sitting here?" I politely answered "Nope", and my head kept thinking what I am going to chat with her next later, then the beauty took the chair away :D

THE END

How do I decorate my office with modular furniture?
Modular furniture is a great option for offices because it's flexible, looks good, and can easily be changed to fit different needs. This means you can rearrange it as your business grows or changes. It is designed to ergonomic specifications, and helps you to work better without straining your body. Modular furniture can make your office feel more open and collaborative, which can lead to better ideas and work productivity—a win-win all around!

Here's how to decorate your office using modular furniture:

The first step is to plan the layout based on the available space and your needs. Start by a
At a party, a smart young woman approached Mark Twain.

"Mr. Twain, did you know that SUGAR is the only word in the English language that is written as 's-u' but pronounced as 's-h-u'?", said the lady haughtily with a sense of pride and over-smartness.

"Are you sure?", replied Mr. Twain.

A man came home late at night after a party.

His wife yelled, 'How would you feel if you don't see me for two days?'

The man couldn't believe his luck, 'That would be great!'

Monday passed and he didnt see her.
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
corner of one eye.

Who is eligible for the reduced selling fee on Amazon, and are there any specific requirements or criteria?

Amazon’s recent selling fee drop, effective from September 9, 2024, is a step to further strengthen Amazon’s partnership with sellers of all sizes and provide them with a timely boost as they prepare for the upcoming festive season. What makes it most exciting is that all the online sellers on Amazon are eligible for this new fee-drop structure! There are no specific requirements or criteria for sellers to be eligible for the fee drop. The fee update is for all - existing and new sellers!

Although the cost reductions coincide with the festive season, Amazon emphasizes that these adjustments are

The Obedient Wife :

There was a man, who worked hard and earned and saved a lot of money. He was a real miser when it comes to money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to put all the money in the casket along with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. "

And so he got his wife promise him, with all of her heart.
Soon he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife sitting there, in a black dress, her friend is sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony and when the undertakers were about to close the casket, the obedient wife said, "Just a moment."

She had a small metal box in her hands, she came over with the box aand kept it in the casket, then the undertakers locked and rolled away the casket.

Then the friend said,

"Girl you are not that foolish to keep all the money into that casket, right?"

The loyal wife replied
"Listen, I am a wife, I can't go back on my word, I promised him."

"You mean to say , you kept all the money in that casket?!?!"

"I sure did," said the loyal wife,

"I got all the money together, put in my bank account and wrote him a cheque; I kept that in the casket along with him, now it's up to him to encash the cheque.

If he can cash it, he can spend it."

Some excellent short stories with twist endings include:

"The Gift of the Magi" by O. Henry - A classic tale about a young couple who each sacrifice their most valuable possession to buy the other a Christmas gift, only to realize the gifts are now useless.

"The Lottery" by Shirley Jackson - A chilling story about a small town's annual ritual that ends with a shocking and disturbing twist.

"The Veldt" by Ray Bradbury - A science fiction story about a family with an advanced virtual reality nursery that takes a dark turn.

"The Interlopers" by Saki - A story about two feuding neighbors who put aside their differences when faced with a greater danger, only to have the twist ending reveal a tragic irony.

"The Lady, or the Tiger?" by Frank R. Stockton - A thought-provoking story that presents the reader with a dilemma and leaves the ending ambiguous.

"Lamb to the Slaughter" by Roald Dahl - A darkly humorous tale about a woman who commits murder and then cleverly covers it up.

The twist endings in these stories often create a sense of surprise, irony, or unsettling realization for the reader. The authors use clever plot devices and misdirection to subvert the reader's expectations.

A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle.
. . The eggs also fell down and broke. A crowd gathered around the boy.
. . As usual free advice started flowing from the on lookers “Couldn’t you be more careful?” “What is this, you are cycling , casually without attention?”
. . An old man approached the crowd , saw what had happened and said “Poor fellow this boy has to answer the Owner of the shop . Ok I will help him , as much as I can”
..... saying this handed over Rs10/- to the boy. And also said “These onlookers are good people, they will not only give advice, they will help you by giving money also, accept their help”
. . The onlookers observing the sayings of the old man and his actions , gave money to the boy
. . The boy was very happy, since the money collected was more than the value of the eggs broken
. . One of the onlooker asked the boy “young man if that old man was not around , I do not know what difficulties you would have faced with your owner”
. . The boy smiled and replied “Sir ,that old man is the owner of the shop , where I work”
. Clever owner :) :)

Are you ready to give your homegrown brand a global audience?

Are you ready to give your homegrown brand a global audience?

With Amazon Global Selling, you can now export your products worldwide, just like 125,000 other Indian exporters.

Before you start, here are some facts and insights that will help you scale your business globally:

Get. Set. India on the global field!

Here are some awesome facts to encourage you to give exports a try!

● $23 million: Sale made by exports in Haridwar

● $13 million: Sale from Sri Ganganagar in Rajasthan

● $4 million: Sale from Kolhapur in Maharashtra

Best marketplaces for best-in-class business!

With Amazon Global Selling, you c

It was a small village. And in it, was a small bakery. The baker would buy 1 Kg of butter for his bakery from a certain milkman periodically.

One day, the baker grew suspicious about the weight of the butter. He weighed it and found it to be just 900 g. He was furious but thought of giving the milkman a couple more chances. And he was proved right the next two times too. His anger got the better of him and he handed over the milkman to the police.

The milkman was produced to the court the next day.
Judge: Don't you have a weighing balance at your house?
Milkman: I do. But I don't have weights for it.
Judge: Then how were you weighing the butter all these days?
Milkman: Your honor, I own only a couple of buffaloes. And their yield is also not substantial. That's why I don't have weights for the scale. I buy bread from this baker itself. He claims that one packet of his bread weighs 500 g. So I keep 2 packets of bread in the weighing scale and weigh my butter.

22/09/2024

The Obedient Wife :

There was a man, who worked hard and earned and saved a lot of money. He was a real miser when it comes to money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to put all the money in the casket along with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. "

And so he got his wife promise him, with all of her heart.
Soon he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife sitting there, in a black dress, her friend is sitting next to her.

When they finished the ceremony and when the undertakers were about to close the casket, the obedient wife said, "Just a moment."

She had a small metal box in her hands, she came over with the box aand kept it in the casket, then the undertakers locked and rolled away the casket.

Then the friend said,

"Girl you are not that foolish to keep all the money into that casket, right?"

The loyal wife replied
"Listen, I am a wife, I can't go back on my word, I promised him."

"You mean to say , you kept all the money in that casket?!?!"

"I sure did," said the loyal wife,

"I got all the money together, put in my bank account and wrote him a cheque; I kept that in the casket along with him, now it's up to him to encash the cheque.

If he can cash it, he can spend it."

22/09/2024

A man came home late at night after a party.

His wife yelled, 'How would you feel if you don't see me for two days?'

The man couldn't believe his luck, 'That would be great!'

Monday passed and he didnt see her.
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.

On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the
corner of one eye.

21/09/2024

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21/09/2024

Three Rich Men in a Village : Short Story for Kids
Once upon a time, three friends were travelling. They were very rich. They carried gold coins and jewels with them. They had their army to serve them. While they were going to their destination, they passed through a village. The people looked very poor. They had not enough clothes to wear; they wore torn clothes. Also, the children and older people appeared very skinny and severely malnourished.

All three rich people felt sad seeing their condition. One of them could not stop himself from helping them. He abruptly came out of his car. Then, he shared all the gold coins and jewels he had with the villagers. He then prayed for their good fortune and left.

The second person also went there. He had tears seeing their pathetic condition. He thought that the gold and jewels did not have any use for the villagers. So he shared all his food and beverages equally with the villagers. He felt very proud as he thought that he gave the villagers some food that would last for at least a couple of days.

Then he returned to his friends. Two of them waited for the third to go, and help the needy. But, he did not take a step and asked them to sit back. It surprised them. Both of them thought how cruel he is! They sat back in the car and continued their journey.

On the way, the rich man thought about how he could help those poor villagers. He tried to find a way so that they can get rid of poverty. He had an idea! When they reached the destination, he did not take any rest. He went out and bought farming equipment, sacks of seeds and grain with all his gold and jewels.

After a few days, they were returning to their home. On the way, when they again crossed by that village, the third rich man stopped the car. This time, he got out of his car. He took out all the equipment and seeds from his car. Both of the friends were surprised and felt sorry. All three friends came together and distributed all items equally. They also shared the best practices to obtain high-quality crops.

Then, they all came to their home happily.

Moral of the Story
This beautiful village story in English teaches us that we should help each other. Though money and materialistic things help a person to live life happily, they are temporary in nature. To help a person settle in life, we must help them find a way to earn their living. And, it gets better by sharing valuable experiences and time.

Conclusion
The story ended on a very peaceful and satisfactory note. All three friends were relieved as they ensured the poor people of the village had some food that would last for a few days. Each of them tried their best to help the villagers and ensured a better life for all

21/09/2024

If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?

21/09/2024

What is always coming but never arrives?

21/09/2024

1. What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

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Once there was a girl named Rose . She had a crush on a boy named Summer. Summer liked her too but they were too shy to talk to each other ...
One day they were playing basketball on school .
Rose touched Summer. Summer touched Rose . I touched my phone . My brother touche his cup. My mother touched her bracelets . My dad touched his bag .

What a touching story ..... 🥺🥺

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