Gyem ngas Zamani, Kanke (2025)

24/02/2025

Genuine Barca fanz will not pass without like....this our next features....

31/01/2025

🇦🇷 Lionel Messi (37) legendary career stats:

👕 1083 games
⚽️ 850 goals
🎯 379 assists
🥅 66 free kicks scored
😇 59 hat-tricks

🏆 1x World Cup
🏆 4x Champions League
🏆 2x Copa America
🏆 3x Club World Cup
🏆 10x LaLiga
🏆 2x Ligue 1
🏆 3x UEFA Super Cup
🏆 7x Spanish Cup
🏆 1x Finalissima
🏆 1x Leagues Cup
🏆Supporters'Shield
Champions
🏆 8x SuperCopa
🏆 1x French Super Cup
🏆 U20 World Cup
🏆 1x Olympic Gold Medal

🥇 8x Ballon d’Or
🥇 8× Fifa The Best
🏅 6x golden boots
⭐️ 2x UEFA Best player
🥇 7x FIFA the Best
⭐️ 6x UCL top scorer
🥇 2x World Cup golden balls
🥇 2x Copa America best
player
👑 8x Laliga top scorer
👑 16x Argentina Best Player
⭐️ 5x Argentine Sportsperson
of the Year
🏅 2x Club World Cup Golden
Ball
🥇 2x Laureus Sportsman
Award
⭐️ 9x Laliga Best Player
⭐️ U-20 World Cup Golden Ball
⭐️ U-20 World Cup Golden
Boot
🏅 Marca THE GOAT 𓃵
🎖️ "Presidential Medal of
Freedom" By United States
Of America

THE 𝔾.𝕆.𝔸.𝕋 𓃵
THE Alien 👽
THE Genius 👨‍🎓
THE Magic man 🪄,
THE 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧’𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥 🥢
THE Football ⚽️
Messi is Infinity ♾
THE Mr. Ballon d’Or. 🐐
THE God Of Football ⚽️
THE Only One Greatest Player
Of Football Era (History)

Lionel Andrés Messi
THE 𝔾.𝕆.𝔸.𝕋 !! 𓃵🐐🥇🇦🇷

07/01/2025

THE GREAT REMATCH BETWEEN HARE AND TORTOISE
After his embarrassing loss to the tortoise, the hare was determined to redeem himself. He spent months training, honing his speed and agility.

Finally, the day of the rematch arrived. The hare and the tortoise lined up at the starting line, ready to go.

But just as the race was about to begin, the hare's phone rang. It was his agent.

"Hold on, I have to take this," the hare said, answering the phone.

The tortoise, meanwhile, took off like a shot. Well, not literally like a shot – he was still a tortoise, after all.

As the hare chatted away on his phone, the tortoise slowly but surely built up a massive lead.

Finally, the hare hung up and took off after the tortoise. But it was too late – the tortoise had already crossed the finish line.

The hare was devastated. "How did I lose again?" he cried.

The tortoise just shrugged. "You should really turn off your phone during races."

The hare hung his head in shame. "I guess I'm just shell-shocked."

The tortoise groaned at the terrible pun. "You're a hare-brained loser."

And with that, the two of them became fast friends, always ready with a witty joke or a silly quip.

The end.

27/12/2024

Here's a funny story:

One day, a chicken named Chuck decided he was tired of being a chicken. He was sick of scratching for food, sick of clucking, and especially sick of being cooped up in the coop.

Chuck had big dreams. He wanted to be a superhero.

So, Chuck set out to create his superhero alter ego, "Cluck Norris." He made himself a fancy costume, complete with a cape, mask, and a big, bold "CN" on his chest.

Cluck Norris set out to save the world from evil. His arch-nemesis? A diabolical squirrel named Squeaky.

Cluck Norris and Squeaky had an epic battle, with Cluck using his powerful beak and lightning-fast wings to dodge Squeaky's attacks.

But just as Cluck was about to deliver the final blow, he let out a massive fart.

The smell was so potent that it knocked Squeaky off his feet and sent him running for cover.

Cluck Norris had saved the day, but at a great cost: his superhero reputation was forever tarnished by his gassy mishap.

From that day on, Cluck Norris was known as the hero with the toxic toot.

And Squeaky? He never forgot the terror of Cluck's fart, and he made sure to always steer clear of the gassy superhero.

I hope that made you laugh!

22/12/2024

When baboons and monkeys heard that the farmer who used to chase them from the maize field had died, they celebrated with joy.

But the next year, there was no maize at all. That’s when they painfully realized the farmer they thought was their enemy was actually the farmer who grew their food.

People may not understand the value of your actions today, but they will recognize your importance when you are no longer around.

11/12/2024

🤣😂😂😂😁😀😂🤣😊😁😂
1. 6 years in primary school
6 years in secondary school
5 years in university
1 year at law school
2 years or more on strike, protest and co for some of my people...
1 year of youth service & u will luckily get a job of 100,000
While somebody will just be going live online" n be making millions and his friend will join and be making millions as well.
And you think say the person that introduced education will make heaven...😏
I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven...
That one that introduced "examination" should not bother coming near heaven...😬
Cheybi u see that one that invented mathematics.. hmm make i no talk again😡.
😂😂😂

2. You Call Your Boyfriend HONEY And Now You're Complaining other Girls Are Disturbing Him...😏
Who Doesn't Like SWEET Things??😋😋

3. Difference between American teaching you how to drive and Nigerian doing same:

American: Move the steering slowly, press brake, move slowly.

Nigerian: Oya Come, Come.. "Oya Cut Your Hand , I say Cut Your Hand.
CUT IT FULL...Idiot😬 see trailer coming ooo..You'll just die like fowl.😁😂

4. Imagine I commented *"you look so beautiful my love"* on my girlfriend's picture and she replys *"thanks bro"*😧😢

5. U will buy coil to kill Nigerian mosquitoes & they will smoke it like sh**ha, then com to ur ears and be singing "wetin u gain".😜😁

6. We are slowly losing our culture in Africa, I just saw a guy washing his hands after eating instead of rubbing the oil on his head.😄🤧😢

7. The way I'm broke ehn,
I'm thinking of asking my family to give me the money they will use to bury me. If I die I will know what to do.😅😄

8. So you intentionally don't put chair in your room so when ever any lady come to visit she will never have any option than to sit on your bed.😏Welldone "minister of strategic planning and bedmatic affair", God go catch u one day.😂
Manage this one, am tired😫.😂😂😂😍😍😍
Still
Show me some love someone should buy Data for me 🙏🙏🙏
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11/12/2024

🚨 The 8 most important sensors in the Korean car and their fault codes ⚙️🛠🚖⚡️📣👇
🟢 The sensors of the Korean car play a major role in improving the car's performance and detecting faults. Here are the most important sensors and their fault codes:
1- Oxygen sensor (O2 Sensor)
Measures the percentage of oxygen in the exhaust gases to adjust the fuel-air mixture.
Common fault code: P0130 - P0141
2- Mass absolute pressure sensor (MAP Sensor)
Measures the air pressure entering the engine and contributes to determining the amount of fuel.
Common fault code: P0106 - P0109
3- Mass air flow sensor (MAF Sensor)
Measures the amount of air entering the engine to adjust the fuel mixture.
Common Trouble Code: P0100 - P0104
4- Crankshaft Position Sensor
Identifies the position of the crankshaft and is used to determine spark and injection timing.
Common Trouble Code: P0335 - P0339
5- Camshaft Position Sensor
Controls valve timing based on engine speed.
Common Trouble Code: P0340 - P0344
6- Coolant Temperature Sensor
Measures engine temperature and adjusts fan operation and injection timing.
Common Trouble Code: P0115 - P0119
7- Knock Sensor
Detects unwanted knocking sounds in the engine to adjust spark timing.
Common Trouble Code: P0325 - P0332
8- Throttle Position Sensor
Controls the amount of throttle opening and adjusts engine performance.
Common trouble code: P0120 - P0124
If you have any of these codes on your vehicle, it could be a sign that one of these sensors is faulty

10/12/2024

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10/12/2024

Laugh jhoor 😂😅

1. Biology teacher said s***m has sugar in it🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Grace shouted it's a lie..... That thing is tasteless😭😭😭😭😭😭

2. Men who date slim girls should be awarded ..... it's not easy sleeping with plywood😭😭😭😭.

Ask Emeka wetin him dey pass through with Grace 😓😓😓😓😥😥😥😥

3.please patronize me, I repair broken relationships, fix heartbreak, sell boyfriend and girlfriend, swapping is also available🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏

The cheapest one na grace 😂😂🏃🏃and Emaka😂

4. Cultist dey toast you, you get mind run leave am come hug me.🏃🏃🏃🏃

Grace must you hug me before you win😏😏😏😏 Ah greet o bros, bros I greet,

help tap that one wey hold gun ,ah bros I greet o🤣🤣🤣🤣

5. Grace you say you dey do fasting, since when them start to cook, your eye never comot for kitchen😭😭😓😭

6. Girl wey dey teach me how to date without breakup, dey don break her heart 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I cømê in peace 😁😁😁😁

7. Emeka upon all the 25 artist, wey you feature the song no still pass one minute😁😁😁😁🤗🤗🤗🤗

8. Pastor never even share the Grace of God you, you don run go meet Grace for house😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sha!!!!! Emeka 🚶😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

9. Them carry you go hospital you dey find bed wey near socket, True true Grace you no well😫😫😫😫😫😫

10. Grace which one be you went for shopping, on top garri wey you go buy🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

11. Emeka you use 5 years learn mechanic work, but another guy dey service your babe😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

12. Americans after getting into a fight, Damn I loss the fight😂😂😂😂

Ñigêrians nah because him press my neck I for beat am ehn🤣🤣🤣

Emeka came down we know say you strong 😂😂😂😂😂

13. Grace you ask for 10k, I say e no dey, you go update your status to life na circle😂😂😂

omor even if life na triangle e no dey🤣🤣🤣

14.You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️

Are you always bored, worry no more just follow Engr Elendu N Samuel and chill up with our daily jokes and funny stories every sin

18/08/2024

STORY STORY

WHY CHICKEN LIVE WITH PEOPLE

1. A very long time ago, chickens were wild. They lived in the bush just like other birds and animals. Mr. C**k was the proudest of all. All the other birds and animals were afraid of Mr. C**k because he said that his comb was made of fire. Any animal who did not obey him might have been burnt.

2. One evening, Mother Leopard came home late. She wanted to cook some food for her children. When she went to the kitchen, she found that the fire had gone out. She sent her children to the chicken-house. She wanted them to ask the c**k for some fire from his comb. She told them to go without a moment's delay because she wanted to cook their food before six o'clock. Her children were afraid to go to the chicken-house. They were afraid of Mr. C**k. If they ever made him angry, they might be burnt. But their mother had told them what to do. They had to obey her.

3. When they reached the chicken-house, all the chickens were asleep. Even Mr. C**k was asleep. The leopard children didn't know what to do. They didn't know how to get the fire. They decided to go back home and tell their mother what had happened.

4. When Mother Leopard heard this story, she gathered some of the dry grass which was near the house. She went back to the chicken-house with her children. She wanted to steal some fire from Mr. C**k's comb. Mr. C**k was asleep when Mother Leopard arrived. Mother Leopard quietly put the dry grass very near Mr. C**k's comb. She thought the grass would catch fire. But it wouldn't burn. Was his comb really made of fire 🔥🔥? Mother Leopard decided to find out. She touched his comb. Then her children also touched his comb. It was very cold. They knew that Mr. C**k could not burn them. All the leopard family began to laugh. The chickens awoke and so did Mr. C**k. He started to shout at them. He turned his comb towards them. He said, "You should run away. Aren't you afraid?

5. Mother Leopard said, "We've touched your comb and we know

26/07/2024

This is awesome 😎😎😎.....Ngas to the world

26/07/2024

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