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Calvin and Hobbes's escapades were a whirlwind of imagination and chaos. From battling alien invasions and questionable ...
15/09/2025

Calvin and Hobbes's escapades were a whirlwind of imagination and chaos. From battling alien invasions and questionable baseball tactics to declaring creek ownership and redefining spelunking, their days were never dull. Whether it was a "spitball" incident or a near-fatal bike ride, their adventures often ended in a comical crash. Even a simple request for a bedtime story turned into a darkly humorous tale. Yet, amidst the mayhem, their unique friendship always shone through, a testament to their shared love for adventure and creative problem-solving.

Calvin, dreaming of an afternoon at the drugstore filled with candy and comic books, declared, "I'm going to hang around...
15/09/2025

Calvin, dreaming of an afternoon at the drugstore filled with candy and comic books, declared, "I'm going to hang around the drugstore all afternoon and eat candy and read comic books!" His mom, however, had other plans. "Oh, no, you're not!" she firmly stated. When Calvin questioned why, she simply replied, "Because I'm your mother and I said so. Get back in here!" Adding to his woes, she commanded, "And you can stop goose-stepping around the house!" Calvin's bid for freedom was met with the unyielding authority of parental decree.

Calvin spotted a frog and excitedly urged, "C'mon, let's catch it!" But Hobbes, backing away, declared, "I'm not getting...
15/09/2025

Calvin spotted a frog and excitedly urged, "C'mon, let's catch it!" But Hobbes, backing away, declared, "I'm not getting near it." When Calvin asked why, Hobbes explained with a knowing look, "They drink water all day just in case someone picks them up." Meanwhile, Spaceman Spiff was having his own troubles, facing an alien onslaught and admitting, "I'm getting sick." And in a baseball game, Calvin was aghast, exclaiming, "Tell me this isn't a spitball!!" The day was filled with peculiar encounters and questionable advice.

In the inky blackness of space, Spaceman Spiff's ship zipped and zoomed, a frantic dance to evade alien pursuers. "The a...
15/09/2025

In the inky blackness of space, Spaceman Spiff's ship zipped and zoomed, a frantic dance to evade alien pursuers. "The aliens are gaining on our hero!" the announcer narrated. "In a surprise move, Spaceman Spiff shifts into reverse!" But the aliens, undeterred, roared ahead, only to be outmaneuvered. Spiff shifted back, a daring chase ensuing. "But the aliens have turned around and are headed straight for our hero! Spiff shifts into reverse!" he cried. The relentless maneuvers proved too much, and Spiff admitted, "I'm getting sick."

Meanwhile, Calvin wrestled with his bicycle, convinced "IT JUMPED ME!!" after a spectacular "CRASH!"

"Easy...easy...hold it still..." Hobbes coached Calvin as he held the bicycle steady. "There! Look!" he said, as Calvin ...
15/09/2025

"Easy...easy...hold it still..." Hobbes coached Calvin as he held the bicycle steady. "There! Look!" he said, as Calvin started to pedal on his own. "I did it! I'm balancing!" Calvin shouted with joy, a triumphant smile on his face. He felt the thrill of independence as he glided forward. Hobbes, with a mischievous grin, then asked, "That's good. Do you want to try it with the kickstand up?" The true test of his newfound skills was about to begin.

"They say once you learn how to ride a bicycle, you never forget," Hobbes remarked. Calvin, determined, mounted his bike...
15/09/2025

"They say once you learn how to ride a bicycle, you never forget," Hobbes remarked. Calvin, determined, mounted his bike with Hobbes offering support. "That doesn't surprise me," Calvin replied, ready to conquer the two-wheeler. However, the moment Hobbes let go, a resounding "WAARRRGH!" signaled a spectacular crash. Calvin tumbled, bike askew. Hobbes, observing the dramatic tumble, offered a peculiar explanation: "It works on the same principle as electroshock therapy." It seemed Calvin's bicycle-riding lesson was more about perseverance than elegant proficiency.

Calvin, determined to master his bicycle, declared, "I'm going to learn how to ride this bicycle even if it kills me." H...
15/09/2025

Calvin, determined to master his bicycle, declared, "I'm going to learn how to ride this bicycle even if it kills me." Hobbes, ever the supportive (and slightly morbid) friend, agreed to help. "OK, you can let go..." he said, holding Calvin steady. But as soon as Calvin felt the support vanish, a loud "AAUGH!" filled the air, followed by a spectacular crash. The bicycle flew, and Calvin landed in a heap. Hobbes, ever pragmatic, checked on him, "Did it kill you?" Receiving a pained groan, he replied, "Not yet. It's decided to maim me first.

Calvin, believing himself immune to gravity, woke up ready for adventure. He clung to the ground, his grip weakening, as...
15/09/2025

Calvin, believing himself immune to gravity, woke up ready for adventure. He clung to the ground, his grip weakening, as gravity asserted its force. Letting go, he ascended into the sky, shouting "AAA!" Higher and higher he flew, a human kite. A passing jet's tail fin saved him from hurtling into space, a daring rescue. Back on Earth, his parents discussed the day's events. "Well, about then my gravity came back, so I..." Calvin began, but his mom, having learned from past experiences, declared, "I'm not sewing velcro on the outside of all his clothes."

Calvin, ever the astute political analyst, informed his dad, "Your polls are slipping, Dad. Better get with it." His dad...
15/09/2025

Calvin, ever the astute political analyst, informed his dad, "Your polls are slipping, Dad. Better get with it." His dad, calmly sipping his drink, responded, "Calvin, being your dad is not an elected position. I don't have to respond to polls." Calvin, incredulous, asked, "Not elected? You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?" "Exactly," his dad confirmed. Calvin, pondering this, declared, "In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change? I don't like the direction this conversation is taking.

Calvin, after shedding his clothes, triumphantly declared, "HA! I have turned myself invisible!" He reasoned that by rem...
15/09/2025

Calvin, after shedding his clothes, triumphantly declared, "HA! I have turned myself invisible!" He reasoned that by removing his clothing, he could "perpetrate any crime undetected!" With "complete freedom" and the ability to "get away with anything," he embarked on his mischievous adventure. However, his invisible escapade quickly came to an end when his mom discovered him precariously perched on the counter, raiding the cookie jar. "CALVIN! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING IN THE COOKIE JAR WITHOUT YOUR CLOTHES ON?!?" she exclaimed, his invisibility scheme foiled by his own appetite.

Calvin, with a daring sip of "magic elixir," transformed into a phantom. He became completely transparent, a specter roa...
15/09/2025

Calvin, with a daring sip of "magic elixir," transformed into a phantom. He became completely transparent, a specter roaming undetected through his house. The thrill of invisibility was short-lived, however. His mom, calling for him, noticed his absence. "Calvin?" she questioned, looking around the empty room. "Boy, as soon as you want something done around here, that kid's nowhere to be seen," she grumbled, unaware of his invisible escapades. Calvin, enjoying his newfound stealth, reveled in the chaos his unseen presence would undoubtedly cause.

Calvin and Hobbes were locked in a nightly struggle for bed dominance. "You're on my half of the bed! Move over!" Calvin...
15/09/2025

Calvin and Hobbes were locked in a nightly struggle for bed dominance. "You're on my half of the bed! Move over!" Calvin grumbled. Hobbes retorted, "Your side is way over there! Give me back those covers!" Their dad, exasperated, yelled from the stairs, "Calvin, be quiet and go to sleep!!" Later, a truce seemed to form. "You heard Dad," Calvin reminded Hobbes, "He said to get on your side and leave the covers alone!" But Hobbes, ever the trickster, slyly countered, "That's not what he said! Hey! You stole my pillow! This lumpy one is yours!" The battle for the bed raged on.

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