bindaas balak

24/08/2026

1. If a woman doesn't know how to cook.🤷
2. If a woman is neither a house manager nor a working professional.🤷
3. If a woman is earning below 12 LPA.🤦
4. If a woman is a leftover.🤮

If any of the above four conditions are true then this so called empowered independent today's women should not even think about marriage.
Any comments?

15/08/2026

When "Modern" means 100 Crore minimum package! 🤡
​Girl: 100 Crore chahiye!
Guy: 🚶‍♂️➡️ 🏛️ 🪔 Hanuman Ji, iss bhoot se bachao!
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15/08/2026

13/08/2026

https://link.amazon/B0ft1Au8C

13/08/2026

https://amzn.to/4fWp9sP

Easy to clean and maintain, the tray saves time and effort. Its meticulous craftsmanship ensures superior quality, making it ideal for personal use or gifting.

02/08/2026

The ultimate perk of hiring married employees! 💼🤣
1️⃣ Extreme tolerance level.
2️⃣ Absolutely no rush to go home! 🏃‍♂️💨
Who else agrees? Drop a comment! 👇

25/05/2026

My brain cells at 3 AM trying to process international politics. 🧠🫠
​Honestly, Donald Trump saying "Ja Simran, ja... jeele apni zindagi" fits surprisingly well. And the plot twist at the end with the family photo? Unmatched. 💀
​Rate this casting out of 10! 🍿�

25/05/2026

Why spend thousands on primers, concealers, and highlighters when a 20-rupee bottle of coconut oil can do it all? 😂🤫 Moisturizer, hair serum, and body lotion all in one go.
Men's skincare is just built different! Who else agrees? 🙋‍♂️

13/05/2026

🌧️🌱 This monsoon, let’s give back to Nature.
It takes about 6 years for a tree to mature, so the best time to plant was yesterday—the next best time is NOW. We need to plant hundreds of crores of trees to protect our future from rising heat.

19/04/2026

Finally found a jewelry store that understands exactly what most guys are looking for... a way to pay for it. 💳✨

​Tag that friend who always ends up the bags (and the scanner).

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