30/12/2025
I'm in my "planning a wedding" era, which mostly involves me arguing with myself in the mirror.
💍 I want a wedding... but I also want to teleport past all the planning.
👰 I want that iconic white dress moment... but I also want to wear red or just my pajamas.
✈️ I want a breathtaking destination wedding... but I want it to be free for my guests . A magical, all-inclusive portal, please!
🏝️ I want to be on the beach... but I have a deep, philosophical hatred of sand in my shoes.
🌤️ I want gorgeous outdoor photos... but I want the temperature to be a perpetually crisp 72 degrees with zero humidity.
😭 I want to elope, just the two of us!... but also, I need my sister and my besties there.
⚖️ "Just us and a judge sounds perfect!"... said the girl who lives in Texas, where the legal landscape can add an extra layer of "nope" to the simplest plan.
Conclusion: I might just marry my indecisiveness. But for the real thing, we'll find our perfect, quirky, legally-sound path.
