Savannah news

17/09/2025

A young man from Kabimoi escaped death by a whisker after he was cornered by an angry mob while attempting to rob an M-Pesa shop(Vinny Mpesa) along Bakery-Mosque road in Ravine town.

Police had to forcefully whisk him away under a barrage of stones from the blood thirsty crowd.

In other news, two women were nabbed while trying to steal clothes from a vendor near Mama Hiram's shop in town.

It was a bad day in the office today.

10/09/2025

Who's you prefered senetor aspirant

25/06/2025

25/06/2025

June 25: Govt directs media to stop live coverage of protests

The government, through the Communications Authority of Kenya (CA), has issued a directive to all television and radio broadcasters to immediately cease live coverage of the ongoing nationwide protests,citing violations of constitutional and regulatory provisions.

25/06/2025

ELDAMA RAVINE : Ongoing protests in Eldama Ravine have led to the closure of local businesses.

Few arrested

25/06/2025

As you go about your daily activities, be assured your safety and the protection of your livelihoods is our top priority.

For those who will turn up to exercise their constitutional right to demonstrate, we urge them to do so peacefully and unarmed as provided for in our laws.

Peace is the foundation for a strong and prosperous Nation; let us all join hands to uphold it.

21/10/2024

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau ( HNIB) agents can confirm that DP Rigathi Gachagua is penning his resignation letter.

HNIB agents at Karen hospital are reporting that he has told his confidants that he now wants to resign " to secure my political future"

HNIB agents are further confirming that "he is stable, strong and animated in conversations"

Too Late an action.

IT IS SO DECLASSIFIED!

25/05/2024

DID YOU KNOW THAT, to retrieve a body in Mount Everest located in Nepal, Asia, is costly and fatal? reports indicate that there are up to 200 unrecovered bodies lying in the Mountain , never decomposed due to extreme cold temperature.

Families in Nepal are said to be holding memorial services at the base of the mountain to pray for eternal life for their loved ones who died and got stuck in ice, while climbing the peak mountain.

Recovering one body costs a family up to 9 million Kenya Shiilings ,sad truth is that the recovery process, may result to a fatality, therefore, the family of the Kenyan climber, Kipkurui, who died at the peak of the mountain, will have to meet the expenses with support of well-wishers to recover the body.

21/04/2024

Lost and found

18/04/2024

BREAKING: A Military KDF Chopper carrying CDF Francis Ogolla crashes in Cheptulel west pokot. More details to follow.

31/03/2024

Two men fight after one paid for s*x only to realise it was a man.