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12/04/2024

Amen

12/04/2024

This is our life

29/02/2024

😂😂😂😂
Zlatan Ibrahimovic: “The last time I cried, was when I didn't receive my paycheck and wages from Malmo FF. I wrote to the league board and asked them to deduct every three points I won for Malmo FF.

The board said 'My money was being paid to my parents because I was too young by law to receive an official salary'.

I told the league board that I was also too young to be the top scorer and win Malmo a league title by law, so they must not be given my 3 points till I am old enough. The next day my money was transferred to my account. I am older than the law.”😂

29/02/2024

No shiet😆😆😗

05/07/2023

Lakini number one wa shule walikuwa na ufala ya kutufilisha kwa kiswahili insha tukae wajinga😭😭😭😭😭

Badala ya aandike. " nlilala na nkaumwa na mbu"
Unapata ameandika..

" bila heka heka na kukuru kakara..nilienda aste aste..na nikajifunika gubi gubi kwani mtoto wake mukidi mukide na mushigidi mushigide, nilijitwika na kujitweka kwenye kitanda..naye mbu alikuja ghafla bin vuu bila kisita sita na kuningata ng'aa .nikazagaa na kuduwaa k**a merimela kipenzi!!! Follow NEWS TODAY

04/07/2023

MUM KILLED ME 💔
EPISODE 1 👀🔞

'You're the only thing that I live for in this life if you go to school kindly always remember that umeacha mamako nyumbani mwenye unafaa kumkumbuka😏usije ukanisahau au kuingia kwa vikundi visivyo faa mwanangu maanake nakutemegea wewe urudi urithi mali yangu yote' mum alinipa mamisomo before niende kulala ju nilifaa kutravel the following day niende nijion campus😂kupps ilikuwa imeniplace ku but mum alidai hataki niende mbali na yeye akaniorganizia maseno🤓all my life nimeishi tu na single mother I've never heard of my dad ju mum huwa hataki tuongelee iyo story anytime nikijaribu kufungua iyo chapter huwa anageuka na kuwa mkali au ata anaanza kulia kisha ilo swali linabakia bila jibu😹ndo nnilikuwa namaliza form four obviously nilikuwa na mamioto kuingia campo nione hao warembo wenye nilianza kuambiwa nikiwa form one😂

Iyo usiku mum alinipikia my delicious meal uku akinihadithia maisha yake akiwa campo😁story za mum zote hazikuwai guzia maneno na mapenzi ata kidogo😊 ata vile mi nilikuja nikapatwa inabakia tu siri maanake ata hajawahi karibia kuniambia🤔nilishamzoea madhe so nilijua what to ask and when to ask,what to say and when to say it😊according to mum bora tu mapenzi ilikuwa ni jambo la mwisho kabsaa after kila kitu that's why singejaribu ata kumletea dem in the name of girlfriend 😂apo ningeonwa war wakuu😅so at last nimepata freedom niende nibreakiwe ata mi niskie hii utamu watu huskia bana😂😂😂.....

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10/06/2023

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30/11/2022

NICE ONE

23/11/2022

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal. “Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.”

Nobody dared to move, but suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles. With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone. The owner announced “We have a brave winner.”

After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, and upon arrival, the manager told him “he was very brave to jump” the man replied, “I didn't jump, someone pushed me!”

His wife smiled...

Moral of the story — Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him.
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Governor Ortom and Benue elders withdraw support for Atiku over his comment on killings by suspected herdsmen in the state October 26, 2022

06/10/2022

"I miss your killer figure, but I will love you more just the way you are," musician Brown Mauzo says after his wife, Vera Sidika, revealed that she underwent butt surgery to remove implants. ❤️

"Dear wife, I know this hasn't been easy at all. I am so happy you found peace & acceptance & finally dared to come out and educate young girls. I love and treasure your personality & pure heart," Brown wrote.

Photos: Brown Mauzo (Facebook) and Vera Sidika, Twain Pictures (Instagram)
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Brown Mauzo

03/10/2022

Uganda President Yoweri Museveni's son, Muhoozi Kainerugaba, says former President Uhuru Kenyatta would have won the election should he have contested for a third term.

"My only problem with my beloved big brother is that he didn't stand for a third term. We would have won easily!" Muhoozi wrote.

Photo: Muhoozi Kainerugaba (Twitter)

03/10/2022

Yesterday when I saw Ambrose Rachier confessing his Freemasonry faith I got astonished , I want to assume all of you heard him saying that Freemasonry faith has nothing to with blood SACRIFICE Yes / No ? The answer is Yes we did. But the truth of the matter is that Road behind Ambrose Rachier's home in Gem has killed over 30 People and the latest was in July 2021 when 13 People died while siphoning fuel . One of the top secrets he failed to tell Khaemba is that you must not kill your RELATIVES if you are senior leader in Freemason which means you can kill innocent people you are not related to through mysterious deaths .

02/10/2022

SHOCK in NYERI after man catches his PREGNANT wife in bed with their PASTOR.

The pastor, who is also an electrician, says the lady had called for his help in repairing the fridge and that by bad luck, the lights went off immediately after he arrived.

So the wife told him to "chill and feel at home" as they waited for the power.

Then because of the darkness, satan came.....👀🤔🙄😳🙈🙊🙉

02/10/2022

Owino neno moja kwa man united tulie pole pole Ama😂😂😂😂

02/10/2022

Akili mtu wangu na k**a huelewi achana nayo