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30/10/2025

AMKENI! Drill imefika Shinyalu! DE SKIPPER Features Eujiro x ic warrener x iza clean x elly the Don x rayjay xslim x driller in this massive drill Cipher! Vijana wanatema K**a taxin ya waria! ambieni Buruklyn Boyz wahamie Bongo wabishane na Zuchu! Zoza Nation cipher should come for free notes ju kuna rapper hapo anatema k**a Scar but Scar wa kingoso yaani Scar wamajuu! Nikitaja huyo rapper mwingine mtasema naHate! Hii ni 🔥 🔥 🔥! Kwanza kuna huyo kijana anaitwa IzaBoy Clean huyo atasumbua si siri! The future is in the right hands! Nairobi is overrated! Kakamega is taking over the drill nation!

29/10/2025

Pale YouTube tangu tukue monetized last year, siku izi mnatulisha tu 1000 views yawa? Mbona mnakuanga ivi lakini? Subscribe to ANKO ETV yt channel na mtoe suggestions what to feature in our next debate. If you are upcoming, share your music links, we shall react to your songs too! Na muambie madada zenu wavae panty bana, nimechoka kutembea streets K**a nimePocket!

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29/10/2025

MaRAPPER Wa Kenya hawana pesa! Bro, umesota then you hide in the “mi niko underground” umbrella! Kwenda huko buana! Umejaribu mainstream imekataa si ati unapenda kua underground. That’s why you hate on Toxic Lyrikali going mainstream and performing in Westlands. Shetani akikuweka kwa shoes za Toxic for 2 days, utafanya collabo hadi na Mbosso but now you are saying he is not a rapper ju anafanya loveylovey tings! Rap ya Kenya usipojitoa underground utakua unaimbia producer wako pekee and your 200 WhatsApp group members!

29/10/2025

GULLYSIDE VS GAZA
Mavado won that battle hands down! He gave us hits, entered the US market, beat AdiTicha physically and NEVER WASTED HIS PRIME IN PRISON. The other one who was more talented, ended up being a thúg, fought with fellow úrchins, grew ovèrsize in prison and now has a fan base only in Kayole and some parts of povertyStricken Nairobi. What a failure! Akuje afanye collabo na Dayana Cods, amseti kigwai kwa ngotha afufue career yake!

27/10/2025

W***Y M TUVA! Hajawahi futwa huyo ghasia? Marketed Wasafi and k!lled KeMusic and Bongo!

CHARACTERS WHO SHOULD NOT BE ON RADIO!
1. Ghost Mulee- He failed as a coach, was hired to analyse football but now pissses people off with his sàtanic laughter in the name of patanisharing luhyas and Kisiis.
2. W***y M Tuva- Very talented chap but he literally k!lled the Kenyan music industry. Aende Dar tuone K**a atapewa kazi na hiyo roho yake chafu.
3. Kapinto- Like seriously? NKT.
4. Jeff Koinange- Perfect on TV, mediocre on radio. I hear he was fired though. But how do you fire your “owner”?
5. Inspekta Mwala- Lakini Radio Citizen nayo hutubeba ufala, NKT.
6. Bonoko- Is he still on radio? Ju K**a ako nitaJam sana!
7. King’ang’i- His role is so unnecessary. Mammito would have killed it with Maina Kageni. Ama hata DJ Sh*ti or prime Jalas. Never been funny in my books, but great producer though hapo kwa Churchill Show.
8. Huyo kijana wa Joyce Wa Gituro- Wajiheshim please, NKT!
9. All Radio 47 crew members, their producers, managers, owners and even watchmen. Close the whole thing!
10. ADD YOURS. Or Minus!

26/10/2025

Since Mammito started a fake liquor cause, she thinks everyone should stop whatever they were doing and kneel to her wishes. Babu Owino is using his leisure time constructively to help the future generations but Mammito thinks MPs have parliament session every hour and nothing else should go on until her cause is responded to. Wee mumama, peleka hiyo case yako Nacada

24/10/2025

Your favourite artist/content creator amelipwa 1M kuSupport hiyo cybercrimeChieth. halafu kikiwaramba huyo jamaa akiingia second term, watakuja hapa kulia Lia K**a huyo ex-poet aliCampaignia Uhuruto halafu after amesota akakuja hapa kutuimbia ngoma ya ufala ati WAJINGA NYINYI! Tunawangoja sana wewe YY na influencers wenzako washenzi! They think politicians care about them, SMH!

24/10/2025

UPCOMING ARTIST: please, mi ni mnisa, post ngoma yangu please.
ME: Share link.
MNISA: enda YT uSearch blablabla. Doba genje!
ME: Ignores
MNISA: Ama uangalje kwa profile yangu kuna ngoma kakikali.
ME: Does that, only to get yeye mwenyewe hajawahi share ngoma yake! Mnatubebanga ufala sana! You know ngoma yako ni mbaya that’s why hujawahi share, kazi ni kushare tu memes na selfies, halafu unataka mi nijaze timeline yangu na ngoma mbaya for FREE? Toka hapa! JITUME KWANZA!

24/10/2025

PROVEN: OTILE BROWN IS A SLOW WRITER. Matanga imeisha, discomatanga imeisha, wamenyoana, kukulana imeanza, watu wanangoja makumbusho ndio yeye sasa anatoa tribute song? HIYO HATUSKIZI! Very soon, he will enter into my books of ex-musicians like King Kakamega and Kristoff. Nampea last chance!

23/10/2025

I am surprised most of you don’t know 80% of new school artists are not on Facebook. The only legit accounts hapa ni za Joefes na Rekles na those old-old artists like OG, Pozze, Nameless Wahu, Bahati, etc but these newschool wako IG na TikTok! Mtanikasirisha nitaje pseudo zote but mimi si mjinga, najua watu wako mboka, undeni pseudo hadi ya Riggy G but BE SMART! Kuna mkenya pale Twitter anaitwa WELBEAST, wa Arsenal, wazungu hufikiria ako London kumbe Otieno ako Roysambu anasumbuana na watu wa Skysport. Ju ya hiyo, now he runs most of the Football players and Clubs accounts. So, usiunde pseudo kuShowcase ujinga yako, BE SMART, it can be your main source of income! And don’t chafua the main character’s name, ju bila yeye, huna mboka! I AM NORMALLY PAID FOR SUCH ADVICE but nyinyi Mko hapa mnapata for free NKT!
Photo of your girl fríènd every lunch hour

23/10/2025

Lakini K**a uko na pseudo ya celeb, your posts should reflect the celeb’s image. Si kua na page ya Sewersydah na akili ya Stevo SimpleBoy. Ama uko na pseudo ya Waititu na unaPost K**a PLO! Mimi nikiwa student I used to run pseudo ya MP wa Uganda, after kufika 200K nikaChange jina nikauza. 😜 siku izi kuChange jina si rahisi K**a enzi zetu! I wish you saw how I used to post in Luganda-English mixed Kiganda and Kinyankore! Page inaSound legit. But wewe uko na page ya musician, ya 1M subscribers but only 20% ya posts zako ni music, ama post ya Arsene Wenger, then boom unapost Watam ama the picture below! SMH! Ama unajisahau unaShare post ya yiur other pseudos za ngwati!