04/09/2025
If you want to experience true love, then bedsitters are the only way to go! Whatever happens in those 1, 2, 3, or 4-bedroom houses is not true love. S*x is measured like tot in those houses; some people only hear good twice per annum. Eloi!
You’ll even find someone’s wife sleeping in a tight jeans while wearing a Mkopa t-shirt. Pray for married people; they are suffering. Eloi!
In other news, here’s a rare photo of Abebo washing utensils in a bedsitter after a long night of ceremoniously eating two eggs and one sausage roll. Our small boy with a strong and curved tree really worked overtime.
Let me just close this update with a Meru proverb that says, “When the elders suddenly raise the bride price after small consultations, just know they’ve discovered that the cl****is is way bigger than the nipples.”
