P.k patoo

16/01/2026

Assalamu Alaikum. Jummar diney doa prarthi.

10/02/2025

*JOB INTERVIEW!*

*INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of Good.*
*MAN: Bad. 😌*
*INTERVIEWER: Come.*
*MAN: Go. 🚶‍♂️*
*INTERVIEWER: Ugly.*
*MAN: Fine. 😎*
*INTERVIEWER: You’re wrong!*
*MAN: You’re right! 😊*
*INTERVIEWER: Shut up!*
*MAN: Keep talking! 🗣️*
*INTERVIEWER: Okay, now stop all that.*
*MAN: Okay, now carry on all that. 🤷‍♂️*
*INTERVIEWER: Get out!*
*MAN: Come in! 😏*
*INTERVIEWER: Oh my God.*
*MAN: Oh my Devil. 😈*
*INTERVIEWER: You’re rejected.*
*MAN: I’m selected. 😁*

> patoh™

09/02/2025

Dont joke with this prayer
2 weeks from now U will be in a BIGGER position
Claim it

07/02/2025

_*Son👩🏿‍🦲:* hello Dad ,the kidnappers mistook me for a son of a rich man and they're treating me very well .right now I'm eating rice and fried chicken._🌚🖐️
_*Dad👨🏿‍🦳:* Junior find out from them if they're willing to kidnap the whole family._😭🤣🤣

> patoh ™

07/02/2025

*i was told to keep quiet for 5 minutes and collect 5 million...so at the 4th minute they asked me cash or transfer....I said cash 💔😫😫*

> patoh ™

07/02/2025

```No matter how things look, know that God is still in control. Stay in peace, knowing that He will always be with you.``` Installation

> patoh ™

02/02/2025

If You Holding Your Phone Right Now.Write
Lord Open My Door
Amen🙏🏽

21/12/2024

🧋Today is a new day, a new chance, a new beginning. Make it count.

08/12/2024

Me:Hello sir i have a question ❤
👨:Ask
Me:How do you put elephant in the fridge?
👨:You can't it is too big
Me:Wrong, all you have to do is to open the fridge and put the elephant.
👨:Mhhhh okay then 🔥
Me:The second question , how do you put a donkey in a fridge?
👨:Open the fridge and put the donkey in the fridge.
👶:Wrong again you have to take out the elephant and put the donkey
👨:Yohh okay
Me:The third question, if a lion had a birthday party and all animals went there , which animal will be missing?
👨:All of them because the lion will eat all of them.
Me:Wrong , the donkey will be missing because it is in the fridge.
👨:Are you kidding me?
Me:The last question, if you are at the river ,🐊 where crocodile lives, how will you cross?
👨:Easy i would build a boat and float across the river because if you swim you'll get kīlled by the crocodiles.
👶:All you have to do is to swim 🏊 across the river , because all animals went to Lion's birthday party.😂😂FUNNY JOKESFUNNY JOKES

11/05/2024

Later night 🌙
I'm following everyone let's go

08/04/2024

06/04/2024

A brilliant team performance on the road 🛣️