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Kivumbi University A page to offer soil ecology and dust mitigation strategies
Here, you'll find unlimited and optional dust sessions to meet all your dusty needs😁
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Ndo narudi wadau na vitu moto moto lakini mcheki hizo majegi kwanza ..Eloi!😲Please follow🥹 Kivumbi University
02/08/2025

Ndo narudi wadau na vitu moto moto lakini mcheki hizo majegi kwanza ..Eloi!😲
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30/07/2025

A simp is a neutered excuse of a man. A walking tampon soaked in desperation. The type who’d sell his soul, spine, and balls just for a woman to notice him. He's not a man he’s a biological male in emotional diapers, begging for crumbs like a street dog licking the feet of his own master.

He’s the type who sends money to a woman who’s getting clapped by another man, while he types “goodnight babe” with a dry phone and empty bed. He’s the digital slave of Instagram models and OnlyFans chicks, financing the or***ms of men with stronger game.

A simp doesn’t just fall for women he collapses, crumbles, and crawls. He’s the kind who’ll fight his own brothers to defend a woman who wouldn’t p**s on him if he was on fire. He mistakes obedience for love. He thinks sacrifice equals s*x. He believes worshiping a woman makes him worthy it makes him pathetic.

He calls being used "romance," being ignored "mystery," and being disrespected "femininity."
No woman respects a simp. Not even his own mother.
Why? Because he has no edge. No fire. No backbone. Just a soft heart in a soft chest and a weaker mind.

He’ll abandon his mission to chase a woman’s attention, and when she’s done draining his wallet, his energy, and his pride she’ll block him, laugh about him in group chats, and ride with a real man while he whines online about "nice guys finishing last."

A simp is the enemy of masculinity.
He is the embodiment of weakness, the kind of man ancient warriors would have exiled or executed.
In the arena of men, a simp is not just useless he’s dangerous. He spreads weakness like a disease, infecting other men to lay down their swords and pick up flowers for ungrateful queens.

So here’s the law:
Kill the simp in you before he kills the man in you.
Because if you die a simp, you never lived a man.
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18/07/2025

I got over 5,700 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

Sasa ladies, tirries k**a hii ni kitu ya kukosa surely😁😁Anyway follow Kivumbi University
17/07/2025

Sasa ladies, tirries k**a hii ni kitu ya kukosa surely😁😁
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17/07/2025

A middle aged man from Kericho by the name Korir is making endless posts saying his galfriend will know no peace, atakua anakula bila kushiba na kupata ndoto mbaya after the gogias lady left him for another man after he sold his ancestral land, a cow, two goats and did odd jobs for her university education.

Korir was looking forward to a beautiful marej with his galfriend after her graduation, only for a talk dark guy who donned a brown leather jacket to take her away in probox after the graduation ceremony.

Buana Korir regrets why he didn't use the money to educate himself, now he has no land, no cows, no goats and no galfriend.

But what pains him the most is that the gal told him 'no seks before marej.'

Even with the rains simps are seeing dust, may Wanyos remember them.

That's gonna be a big game tonight...kuna team itadinywa ka nonsense na sijasema chelsea😂Follow Kivumbi University pliz🥹
13/07/2025

That's gonna be a big game tonight...kuna team itadinywa ka nonsense na sijasema chelsea😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Weekend is here and I Kivumbi University obliged to drop some fresh rules for these spots which Kenyan men love vis...
12/07/2025

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Weekend is here and I Kivumbi University obliged to drop some fresh rules for these spots which Kenyan men love visiting wholeheartedly. Here We Go!

1. The ones hiding behind the lights are always new to the business, and very tight; go for them immediately.

2. Don’t think you can satisfy them, do your quick seconds of honest work and leave.

3. Always pay in cash. Never use MPESA. I repeat never use MPESA.

4. Arrive with a tree which is ready, strong and curved; no foreplay, just supply of firewood and electricity.

5. Trousers MUST stay above your knees. I repeat, MUST!

6. Collapsed-doggy style comes at an extra fee + bad smell. Avoid it like a plague!

7. Carry enough cash or you might risk trending for under-payment or non-payment the following day.

8. Check under the bed, thieves are always hiding there to steal from your trousers.

9. Breasts are a no-go-zone. Do not touch or suck them.

10. Don’t carry extra cash, they’re sweeter than Aviator, and your money will fly away.

11. No kissing, keep your big mouth and lips to yourself.

12. No cuddling, If you want cuddling look for a mature woman in her 40s.

more rules are on the way, stay around and keep it here.

😅😅😅😅😅😅Let me close this update with a dark Street proverb that says, “When a pr******te starts vibrating while holding you tight s*x, just know she has started mixing business with pleasure.”

Another one saw dust here...men take notes😂💔
10/07/2025

Another one saw dust here...men take notes😂💔

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09/07/2025

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08/07/2025

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06/07/2025

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