01/12/2025
Pale Rongo University mambo Yamechemka! A daughter of Eve decided to invite her entire village, a full convoy of aunties, uncles, neighbors, church members and even village gossipers to witness her graduation. Hakuna mtu aliachwa nyuma. Lakini kumbe Abebo is nowhere on the graduation list. The daughter of K**agut has allegedly been parambulating the university for years, confidently collecting school fees, exam fees and even graduation fees from her unsuspecting parents and relatives.
To crown her iconic performance, she allegedly borrowed a graduation gown from a well-known campus legend who they probably know each other beyond the lecture halls and academic books for photo sessions, then vanished with it forcing the legend to attend his graduation gownless. The Son of Adam, in full heartbreak and disappointment, went to the extreme, traced and arrested Abebo's wazazi's at the graduation square to produce their mikora daughter or else... this what eye witnesses says forced Jaber to come out of her Alkaeda hole, meet reality and free her parents from boyz who had now put their heshima for the elders down on the grass.
As the village delegation and gossipers continued sipping Fanta with pride, the painful truth came out: Their 'graduate daughter' had never been attending classes, never sat for exams, and was nowhere close to graduating. Men pouring Abebo's secret like international radio stations. Years of hope, money and sacrifice evaporated in seconds. Nguvu ikaanza kuachilia magoti ya wazizi as they listened with pain in their wrinkled eyes.
What was meant to be a glorious day of celebration has turned into a festival of tears, confusion and heartbreak. Awuoro!
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