Kericho Reports

28/12/2025

🚨 NOTICE TO VILLAGERS 🚨🐔🐐

By Nikko Tanui

The urban visitors who arrived with one shopping bag—

carefully packed with cooking fat, cooking flour, sugar, tea leaves,

one loaf of bread, one bar of soap, and a single roll of toilet paper—

are now packing to return to town.

⚠️ THE DANGER PERIOD HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN.

They are now eyeing your kienyeji chicken, bags of maize and beans.

Everything you sweated for the whole of 2025 must now magically fit into their car boot.

Some are even eyeing:

👉 That child who is not in school — to be “taken to Nairobi” and mysteriously rebranded as a house help.

🛑 URGENT ADVICE TO ALL VILLAGERS:

👉 Ficha Gorogoro -Hide the store keys in the bush

👉 Claim all chickens died of coccidiosis at night

👉 Claim that the goats were stolen at night

👉 Hide children (especially the energetic ones)

⚠️ Please run away until all urbanites have safely returned to Nairobi!

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