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28/12/2024

My Wife's bestie wants to sleep with my wife, so I lodge his wife and daughter in the same hotel.

I observed a shift in my wife's behaviour at home, as she began asserting her rights within our household. Instead of preparing breakfast as usual, she insisted on equal treatment and asked me to pick up snacks on my way to work. But when I cook, she doesn't hesitate to eat. Atimes, she takes the bigger portion or even all while I go to the office hungry. Not once, not twice, not..

Did I complain? No.

Before, she never used to sneak out to make calls at the balcony or in the toilet, but suddenly, it became a regular occurrence, and now, she doesn't even bother hiding it from me anymore. See finish.

Did I complain? Never!

She even went as far as suggesting we create a cooking schedule, completely against the idea of hiring a housemaid. And to add insult to injury, she implemented a timetable for our intimate encounters; once every two weeks, or sometimes, nothing for three months straight. And all this while we don't even have a child?

Did I give a heck? H£ll no!

What did I do to deserve this treatment? She found out I was building a house without informing her, and despite my apologies and efforts to make amends, she remains stubborn in her accusations.

Did I continue to beg? H£ll No!

Now, I've stumbled upon evidence of her communication with another man. I conducted my own investigation and uncovered his residence and workplace. He's a married man with two lovely daughters, aged 19 and 8.

What am I going to do? Relax and see.

I don't need anyone else to fight my battles; I'm fully capable of being a formidable force on my own.

I found myself frequenting his wife's shop, engaging her in playful banter and forming a bond that transcended the confines of customer and shopkeeper. Gradually, she became my confidante, her presence a welcome respite from the monotony of everyday life.

As our friendship blossomed, she began to seek solace in my company, yearning f

Exactly what we're taking about 😂
09/12/2024

Exactly what we're taking about 😂

Not for children  under 18 years 🔞A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend...
27/10/2024

Not for children under 18 years 🔞

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a va**na, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

⭕1. Ka*****ra says : If you suck one ni**le, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

⭕2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B***s & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, ... That's origin of "BP"!

⭕3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're f..ked.

⭕4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fu**ed to achieve it.

⭕5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

⭕6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

⭕When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach ad say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's P***s and say "Well done!".

Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

26/07/2024

I will attempt to respond to a few issues raised by Wakili Wahome Thuku.

Firstly, he says that Gachagua's snares at state house didn't fail as it is Ruto who embraced the enemy whom the trap was designed for.

Wakili you are wrong. The truth is that Gachagua's snare has ensnared himself. The trap has trapped the owner. It is a boomerang.

In our hunting days it wasn't rare to find your own dog in the trap you had laid for an antelope.

That's not the only issue to respond to. From a series of posts by him, one gets to learn that the mountain is so distressed by the latest political developments in the country, that has seen the valley walk around with the lake, holding hands romantically.

Let's assume Kikuyus voted for Ruto because they loved him and found him a suitable candidate for presidency.

I say so because I do not want to suggest that they voted for Ruto because they hated Rayila, as this could be the truth and I am wondering why we should say the truth, when we can lie.

Ruto being a good man as they know, has made him attractive to Rayila who has jumped off his own Azimio plane, just to join this good man.

Why is the mountain so unsettled now that Rayila has discovered that Ruto is a good person very suitable to be president.(sic)

What's wrong with Rayila discovering what you discovered three years ago? Aren't you suposed to be proud that you are fast learners while the babaman from Bondo is as slow as an expectant chameleon?

Lastly in this series, wakili alleges that Kikuyus cannot be said to be ethnic chauvinists ot tribalists, because they voted for Ruto, a non Kikuyu.

This one gives a fragrance of truth but if you pull your nose closer, you notice it is seriously reeking tribalism.

When you vote for someome who isn't from your tribe, but you do so, so expecting that in return, your community will be given preferential treatment by the resultant regime, and your man be made to succeed the incumbent then in the hierarchy of tribalism, you

20/05/2024

Good Morning to all degree holders! Jodiploma and below I will greet you in the night.

Monday✨
13/05/2024

Monday✨

28/04/2024

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Mary Nyaragi, Faith Langat, Mercy Sáng, Nicole Alice, Odiembo Penny

In Kenya there are only two tribes: The Rich and the poor. The rich tribe always looks for ways and moments to celebrate...
07/04/2024

In Kenya there are only two tribes: The Rich and the poor.

The rich tribe always looks for ways and moments to celebrate and enjoy with any member of the rich tribe. On the other hand, the poor tribe is full of hatred for one another.

The rich tribe takes advantage of the hatred and stupidity of the poor tribe to maintain their luxurious lifestyle.

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