08/08/2025
This is why women live longer than men
A WOMAN'S PHONE INBOX
MOSE: i love you gal.
MPESA: You have received 3,500 from
Martin Juma. Your balance is
Ksh11,550
ALEX: i miss you baby gal
TONNY: are you free i take you for
dinner today?
SAFARICOM: you have received
300shs airtime.
OMOSH: I want to take you to Diani
this weekend.
MPESA: you have received 5,100 from
ALEX KENGA. Your balance is 16,650.
FREDDY: I want to buy you pizza
today, and btw will you be my
valentine?
A MAN'S PHONE INBOX
CATE: pliz nisambazie credo
SAFARICOM: Dear Customer you have
insufficient funds. Please top up to
continue.
ANITA: woishe nibuyie lunch.
HOUSE AGENT: Nimekupa mpaka
kesho, ulipe nyumba ama niweke
kufuli.
SAFARICOM: You will not be able to
access Okoa Jahazi for the next 14
days due to late payment.
NJERI: Please call me. Thank you.
SAFARICOM: Okoa Jahazi debt
recovered as follows; Main account
0.04 KSH, Balance:49.95 KSH.
SHYLOCK: K**a umeshindwa kulipa
pesa yangu nitauza Hii laptop yako
kesho.
NANCY: Tuheshimiane nimeolewa
CARO: Eeehhh...nime move on
MAMA MBOGA: Pesa ya jana haikuingia
MAMA NJORO DUKA: Usiwahi niita sweetheart nikiwa kazi ghasia hii takataka😠😠..mimi ni mama, tuheshimiane...Hauna ataadabu
MERCY : Birthday yangu ni kesho ...k**a uko serious nitumie 3k ya nywele
MSHWARI: please repay your loan
before 30th or else
AIRTEL: Congratulations! You qualify for a kopa Kredo of up to Shs 5. Dial *310 # and see how...
HUSTLERFUND: Dear Customer, you have an overdue Hustler Fund loan of KES 800...
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