Danny khalifa

Danny khalifa Hard working driven individual👊
A believer in God🙏⛪
Manchester united diehard fan🤗
Programmer nr0000001000001000
Football analyst 🤌

14/02/2026

Akothee anakaa kukuwa na SABLENYA tamu sana. Imagine people from abroad coming to Kenya just to have a taste of it😍😍😍😍.

Hiyo kitu ni k**a alipaka ndimu akaongeza asali. Because tell me why other women rush to churches to pray for husbands, yet AKOTHEE bags herself white handsome men at will.

Wewe umeomba Mungu akupee mwanamme hupati 😭😭. Na Akothee mwenye wanasema ako na tabia mbaya anapaka tu PUTHAE yake ndimu, na ANAPATA WAZUNGU.

Aki wewe umelaaniwa.

Ni k**a Mike Mbuvi Sonko mwenye anatukana watu MATWAKO, but when he vies for any seat, he can win. Lakini wewe ukijaribu kutusi watu MATWAKO, you will be used as a bad example😅😅. Hata wewe huoni umelaaniwa.

I wish Akothee all the best. AKO NA NYOTA YA BWANA

When I posted that ladies experience pain when they deny us THIEX, some lady asked me, "NA WANAUME?" Ladies should know ...
01/02/2026

When I posted that ladies experience pain when they deny us THIEX, some lady asked me, "NA WANAUME?" Ladies should know that men also experience pain in TESTIKOZ occasionally when they don't have THIEX.

Hiyo kitu inaitwa BLUE BALLS.

Ukisikia jamaa anasema TESTIKOZ inamuuma, jua hajapewa NYAPWETHO kwa mda mrefu.

As a celibate man who has not had the opportunity to enjoy THIEX for a while, I usually experience temporary TESTIKOZ PAIN.

The saddest part is the EMOSHONOO damage it does to the man. A man who is constantly denied THIEX is always irritable and stressed😭😭. UKICHEZA NA YEYE ANAKUPIGA. These men who get angry easily ni kunyimwa SABLENYA. Hakuna kitu ingine.

Akikumbuka ananyimwa NYAPWETHO na wewe TENA unamletea stress, atakumaliza. Even in war, men should not have THIEX so that they can be angry and aggressive enough to defeat opponents.

In most houses with violence, the common cause is usually THIEXUAL STARVATION.

As a lady, serve that man your SABLENYA so that he can release mood-boosting chemicals like DOPAMINE and ENDORPHINS to reduce his aggression.

Akienda mahali watu wakiongelea mabibi zao vibaya, yeye anasema Tu, "MIMI NIKO NA BIBI MZURI." Sio ati WEWE NI MZURI saana😃😃. It's just that his TESTIKOZ are empty, and you are the one who milked them.

That man will also sleep well and will become less argumentative. HAWEZI KUKUGOMBANISHA. If you have noticed, after THIEX, every man just wants to relax. Hananga hata manenos.

Hao ndio unasikia wanasema ati, "HUYU JAMAA AMEKALIWA NA BIBI." And those men have no problem mbikoz kweli anakaliwa na bibi mpaka TESTIKOZ zake zinabaki bure anasikia MZURI.

As a man, always make sure you get it. And as a wimin, serve it well. Eventually, wewe k**a bibi MGONGO inawachwa kuumia, na yeye k**a bwana anatulia. GOAL GOAL

Now Go Ye and multiply and fill the earth (Genesis 9:7), na msinyimane (1st Corinthians 7:5). Na mtuombee sisi wenye bado tunaumwa na TESTIKOZ juu ya ukame 😭😭

▪️Out of the Carabao cup▪️Out of the FA Cup▪️No Europe▪️7th in the Premier LeagueAs it stands, the Premier League is the...
11/01/2026

▪️Out of the Carabao cup
▪️Out of the FA Cup
▪️No Europe
▪️7th in the Premier League

As it stands, the Premier League is the only competitive trophy Man United can win this season…😬

12/08/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Antoniye Kaiser, Parvati Nkaku

08/08/2025

This is why women live longer than men

A WOMAN'S PHONE INBOX

MOSE: i love you gal.
MPESA: You have received 3,500 from
Martin Juma. Your balance is
Ksh11,550
ALEX: i miss you baby gal
TONNY: are you free i take you for
dinner today?
SAFARICOM: you have received
300shs airtime.
OMOSH: I want to take you to Diani
this weekend.
MPESA: you have received 5,100 from
ALEX KENGA. Your balance is 16,650.
FREDDY: I want to buy you pizza
today, and btw will you be my
valentine?

A MAN'S PHONE INBOX

CATE: pliz nisambazie credo
SAFARICOM: Dear Customer you have
insufficient funds. Please top up to
continue.
ANITA: woishe nibuyie lunch.
HOUSE AGENT: Nimekupa mpaka
kesho, ulipe nyumba ama niweke
kufuli.
SAFARICOM: You will not be able to
access Okoa Jahazi for the next 14
days due to late payment.
NJERI: Please call me. Thank you.
SAFARICOM: Okoa Jahazi debt
recovered as follows; Main account
0.04 KSH, Balance:49.95 KSH.
SHYLOCK: K**a umeshindwa kulipa
pesa yangu nitauza Hii laptop yako
kesho.
NANCY: Tuheshimiane nimeolewa
CARO: Eeehhh...nime move on
MAMA MBOGA: Pesa ya jana haikuingia
MAMA NJORO DUKA: Usiwahi niita sweetheart nikiwa kazi ghasia hii takataka😠😠..mimi ni mama, tuheshimiane...Hauna ataadabu
MERCY : Birthday yangu ni kesho ...k**a uko serious nitumie 3k ya nywele
MSHWARI: please repay your loan
before 30th or else
AIRTEL: Congratulations! You qualify for a kopa Kredo of up to Shs 5. Dial *310 # and see how...
HUSTLERFUND: Dear Customer, you have an overdue Hustler Fund loan of KES 800...
SPORTPESA: Oyaa! Uko na 99 bob?
Win 400 million SportPesa Mega Jackpot, lipwa instantly...

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