Mfalme +254

21/04/2025

Shule zifunguliwe sasa ,fombe itamaliza walimu😅🥺

21/04/2025

Kwani huku Kenya 🇰🇪 hakuna zile familia za, take this 5million and stay away from my daughter 🤔🙄😂

19/03/2025

03/02/2025

1. Never shake hand while sitting.

2. Never talk bad about the food when you are the guest.

3. Don't eat the last piece of something you didn't buy.

4. Protect who is behind you and respect who is beside you.

5. Never make the first offer in a negotiation.

6. Don't take credit for the work you didn't do.

7. Dress well, no matter what the occasion.

8. Speak honestly: say what you think and mean what you say.

9. Ask more than you answer.

10. Leave the profane language for the less educated.

11. Avoid placing your phone on the table when eating with someone.

12. Listen, smile and most of all make eye contact.

13. If you're not invited, don't ask to go.

14. Never be ashamed of where you come from.

15. Don't beg for a relationship.

22/01/2025

Bibi 👩‍🦱 alipika mboga 🥗 yake na mumewe 🧔. Wakati walipokaribia kula , wakaanza majadiliano haya .
𝙢𝙪𝙢𝙚🧔:hii mboga umetoa wapi 🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍?
𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙞👩‍🦱: nimeitoa kwa nyaikombe .
𝙢𝙪𝙢𝙚🧔: nini?! Kwa huyo mchawi?!nitajuaje hajaeka sumu kwa hiyo mboga🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️?
𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙞👩‍🦱: nikona idea🤔🤔🤔

Bibi akapea doggy chakula kiasi . Baada ya dakika chache , doggy ikaenda kucheza 😄😄😄😄

𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙞👩‍🦱: unaona ? Hiyo mboga Haina sumu 😲.
𝙢𝙪𝙢𝙚🧔: OK. Tule basi .

Baada ya kula , maid akaja akilia 😭😭

𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙞👩‍🦱: nini unalia ?
𝙢𝙖𝙞𝙙: doggy imekufa 🙅🙅🙅🙅
𝙢𝙪𝙢𝙚🧔: unaona? Mboga ikona sumu 😉!
𝙢𝙪𝙢𝙚🧔: (𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙟𝙪𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙟𝙪𝙖 𝙠𝙬𝙖 𝙙𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙠𝙖 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙛𝙖 ) nikona confession!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙞👩‍🦱: What?
𝙢𝙪𝙢𝙚🧔: vile haukuwa home tumenyanduana na maid raw kwa room yetu 👩‍🦼👩‍🦼👩‍🦼
𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙞👩‍🦱: (𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙠𝙖 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙖 𝙠𝙪𝙛𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙖 𝙟𝙪𝙪 𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙟𝙪𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙖𝙠𝙪𝙛𝙖 𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨 ) nimekusamehea 😨😨😨
𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙞👩‍🦱: Mimi pia nikona confession promise utanisamehea vile nimekusamehea 🙅🙅🙅🙅
𝙢𝙪𝙢𝙚🧔: OK
𝙗𝙞𝙗𝙞👩‍🦱: Hawa watoto si wako . Baba Yao ni gateman 👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯👩‍🦯

Ghafla ,gateman akaingia 😂.

𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙢𝙖𝙣🧔🏿: boss. Msee amegonga mbwa na gari 🚗 ako nje. Anasema anataka kuomba msamaha kwa kuuwa mbwa 😂😂🤣🤣🏃🏃🏃💔

Kusema kweli chakula haikuwa na sumu😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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14/11/2024

Kuogopa wasichana sio kitu nimeanza saa hii 😥

14/11/2024

Remember to pray for your partner every day. If you're single pray for the country 👊

04/11/2024

Nothing is better than watching your prayers become a reality.🥹

04/11/2024

you’ll know it’s real when y’all just look at each other and smile.