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15/09/2023

10 idiotic questions
Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions!
1. Someone calls you at 2:am in the night
and ask you "are you sleeping?"
Ans: no, I'm picking beans
2. You're making out with a girl then you
start pulling her pants then she asks; what
are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you
3. They see you coming out of the
bathroom,
wet; ''did you just have a bath?''
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl
4. You're standing right in front of the
elevator on the ground floor going to your
office, yet they ask;
''going up?''
Ans: no, I'm waiting for my office to come
down and meet me
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch
of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those
flowers?''
Ans: no baby, they're carrots
6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what
are you doing here?''
Ans: I'm here to pay my school fees!
7. When people see you lying down with
your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you
sleeping?''
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.
8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter
asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?''
Ans: No. I'm here to eat on the floor
9. I sold my Mansion to pay my bae's school
fees and she's still asking me "do I truly love
her?"
Ans: No....I falsely love you idiot
10. Are you reading this post
Ans:.....?

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31/08/2023

ALWAYS BE SMART

In the jungle:
1. The Elephant is the biggest;
2. The Giraffe is the tallest;
3. The Fox is the wisest;?
4. The Cheetah is the fastest;

Yet, the Lion is the KING of the jungle even without ANY of these qualities.

Why?

Because:
1. The Lion is courageous, is bold, walks with confidence, dares anything and is never afraid.
2. The Lion believes it is unstoppable.
3. The Lion is a risk taker.
4. The Lion believes any animal is food for him.
5. The Lion believes any opportunity is worth giving a trial and never lets it slip from its hands.

So...
1. You don't need to be the fastest.
2. You don't need to be the wisest.
3. You don't need to be the smartest.
4. You don't need to be the most brilliant.
5. All you need is .. "courage"
6. All you need is the .."will to try"
7. All you need is the .."faith " to believe it " is possible "
8. All you need is to believe in yourself, that.. " you can do it "!!

The Lion sleeps for 20 hours & works for 4 hours & yet eats meat.., But the elephant works for 24 hours & eats grass.Your life's strategy matters most in your approach to circumstances & situations for you to be a champion or winner always.
Stay in the Lion's mood!
That's the mood for winners.

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04/08/2023

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03/08/2023

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31/07/2023

Kuna Hawa madem roho Safi💃💃 ukimuita sleep over anakuja Na fare yake💏 akifika anakuhug🙍🙍 hot kiss💃💃 anakujulia Hali 💏💏 huku amekubebea yoghurt 🍧 ama fruit🍎🍎 .... Dem Hana Maringo🤔🤔 just but friendly ❤️❤️ mnakula fruits mkijuliana hali how you missed each other 💑💑 ... After hapo anakuambia uende uoge🛀🛀 huku yeye anaingia kitchen to prepare a sweet delicious meal🍝🍝 with a sweet aroma💑💑 ukitoka bafu unapata amekutolea your favorite clothes 👖👕🧦 unavaa mnaenda dinning table 🙏🙏 mnaomba then mnakula mnalala 🙏🙏 mkifika bed anakuromance as in unakuwa Kwa moods 😍😍 ya Kula hii🍑🍑 forbidden fruit🤣🤣 unapewa styles zote mpaka unachanganyikiwa❤️❤️ ukichoka anakuride🙏🙏 yaani unafeel ni k**a umemwaga mpaka bone marrow 🤩🤩🤩 ikifika morning anakuoshea vyombo🍶🍴🥄🍽️ nyumba❤️ Na beddings mlilalia😍😍😍 anakuhug before aende🙏🙏.... Ladies is that too hard to do for your man ?

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30/07/2023

MARTIAL:ONANA,wacha nikuambie kitu.Unaona hiii makuchengachenga zako na kujitia unapanda, hii EPL utaokotwa na Harry Kane , Halaand...man alafu utaanza kupashwa.uliza Maguire....Makupanda achia Wan Bissaka...
ONANA: Na wee pia Siii utufungie Jo. Naskia uko na ma Injury throughout the season. Unacheza game moja unaondokea. Umeachia kijana Mdogo Rashford majukumu.
MARTIAL: Pole Basiii haikuwa tufike hapo. Wee endelea..
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RESPECT AFRICA🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣*A man was suspect!ng his wife of cheating he decided to go to his village and consult a juju man. T...
29/07/2023

RESPECT AFRICA
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A man was suspect!ng his wife of cheating he decided to go to his village and consult a juju man. The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard.* 🤔🤔🤔*So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.* 🚶🏼🚶🏼🚶🏼*The juju man performed his r!tuals and said to the man...."I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it.* 👀👀👀*The juju man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant for your younger brother."🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂🙆🏼‍♂*The man started laughing. The juju man asked him why he was laughing, after all these bad news.* 😂😂😂*The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The juju man said go ahead. The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound.* 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃😂😂😂😅😅 BABALAWO SHOUTED
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20/07/2023

Fēar girls 🤦‍♂️🙆‍♂️🚶

I just met my ex and she was kīssing her new boyfriend in front of me, I was watching them and she saw me then she kīssed him more and asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is prēgnant and l am here to buy baby stuffs andl am very very happy. I spoke as if she asked how i was feeling. I proceeded in the store as she was looking at me, I bought 3 buckets, diapers, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I called a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me and I felt good. Now, my issue is; if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, diapers, baby seat, soaps and sponge. Please HELP me, I was supposed to go and pay our compound electricity bill with the money oh🤦‍♂️

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20/07/2023

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18/07/2023

CUTIE, SMILE NAAA 💥😳😭😭😂💔

1) Gönë are the däys where the most treasürëd mätëriäl for a stùdënt is your pên and bòok, now it's iPhone 14 💥😳😒😭😭😂💔

2) Göne are the däys, where 2 yr öld child is büsy eäting sänd and rölling tyrê, now they opën Phöne to pläy Cändy gämes and Sürway Sürf 😳😳🤦😭😂😂

3) Gônë are the däys where a yoüng man opens his cap to grëet ëlders, now he remöves his ēarpiece 💥😳😭😂😂

4) Göne are the däys when önce your mom fïnds out you're into a relätionship, she will so bëat the gïrl Mërcïlëssly , now she advicës the girl to täke it ëasy with the bòy..😟🙆🥺😭😭😂💔

5) Gònë are the däys when stüdents are always afräid of tëachers, now they're even into Relatiönshïp.😳💥😭😂🚶🏻‍♀️💨

6) Göne are the däys when stüdents thinks once you töuch a gïrl, she bëcomes pregnänt,
Now they knöw all the äctivities invölved😳😳😭😭😭😂😂💔

7) Göne are the däys when once a böy writë Lövë lëtter, the girl rëports sträight,

Now it's the gïrl who will be äsking the böy "Emeka this öne that you didn't töast me today, höpe all is wëll " 💥💥😳😳😭😭🤣😂😂😂

8) Göne are the däys when Bäthing In the Räin was the Möst intëresting Aspëct of chïld's lifë🥺🥰🥰,
Now, it's Kïssing In the Räin 🤦😕😳😭😭🤣😂

9) Göne are the Däys When You älwâys see Mòney on the Rôäd
Now, it's Pure wäter Nylôn with Mad wömän Brä 😕😳😳💥😭😭😂😂🥺😂

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