Kaluma

Kaluma The stammered Comedian

Football analyst ♥️

Arsenal die hard ♥️
Loves Karate too

01/05/2025

No matter what happens, don't become a man who yells at his wife and kids but talks nicely to strangers.

28/04/2025

Do you have someone who has failed to return your house deposit? Many people don't know that there is RENT AND SMALL CLAIM TRIBUNAL COURT, it's situated nearJivanjee Gardens to those who are in Nairobi,,,Kama uko na receipt ya hio pesa ,kimbia umstaki apewe adabu. Make sure the agreement you signed is in accordance with what you are claiming, avoid hot air claims.

25/04/2025

Luo Proverb:

No matter how sharp your teeth are, you can't bite water.

Meaning:

Every problem has its own unique solution. Understand the situation fully before acting.

24/04/2025

Some people stay longer in toilet than in a relationship😅😅

23/04/2025

Sometimes I Enjoyed political history.. Ruto is the first deputy president to be elected as the president in Kenya, Ruto is the first President of kenya to Impeach his Deputy. Now the most interesting history will be 2027 When Ruto will be the first president of the Republic of Kenya to serve one term as the president.

23/04/2025

Bro to bro : Never use your tongue where doctors use gloves to touch 👀

23/04/2025

A healthy person has a thousand wishes, a sick person has one. Be grateful for the gift of life.

23/04/2025

My MUM used to COOK BEANS, but before she cooks the beans, she picks the BAD and USELESS BEANS and THROW them at the BACKYARD, and COOK the GOOD BEANS, but when it RAINED, the BAD BEANS become SEED and GREW UP and LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. The same person who THREW them away starts to HARVEST them. She realizes that the BEANS she THREW AWAY had VALUE... Don't CRY when people THROW you at the BACKYARD, don't CRY when people REJECT you, don't CRY while they are LOOKING DOWN on you. The RAIN is COMING, and the same people who REJECT you today will BEG to HARVEST tomorrow

22/04/2025

Things men do for s*x??

22/04/2025

Kuna mtu ako married na bado ako single at the same time 😅😅😅😅

22/04/2025

Nobody hustles harder than a woman who doesn't like asking people for favours.
God Please Bless every Hardworking women!!

22/04/2025

learn to mind your business 😅😅😅

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