11/08/2025
Woooi Nyasaye,,, you see that thing called Mareej,, it's not for beginners. Barely two weeks ago, young Patello and his maumau Diva Dee shut down Nairobi with a wedding so expensive, even the Central Bank had to check its reserves bcoz it's said the wedding saw the couple cough 400 million bob besha farifari That’s not a wedding, that’s Uganda's national budget.
But before the champagne glasses could even gather dust, last night Quivers Lounge in Eastlands turned into a Boxing ring. Witnesses claim Patello allegedly gave Dee a beating so thorough, even burukenges in the neighborhood stopped to take notes.
Patello is barely in his early 20s, still young enough to be asked for ID at Wines & Spirits. On the other hand, Dee is 53 years older. Technically, that’s like a boy beating his own mother — except this “mother” just bought him a multi-million shilling bungalow and probably still gives him pocket money,,, not to mention serving him the food that faces the earth.
Honestly, if love is blind, then in this case it was also deaf, dumb, and slightly drunk. The streets are now calling them Mummy and Son Wrestling Federation (MSWF). Anyway, life is hard omwami, k**a Iko mumama huku anataka kijana mdogo handsome, na makagare curved,, who's capable of supplying electricity without an iota of blackouts like a new Yamaha KV diesel generator, kindly slide into my dm. K**a kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
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