Ken Jakoyugi, Kisumu (2025)

16/07/2025

CONFIRMED: Politics and Achievement ✅

Hon. Babu Owino has been crowned Top Influential Young African Leader of the Year at the Africa Golden Awards 2025!

Congratulations Advocate Dr.Babu Owino from the dock to the podium, you’ve proven that even firebrands can wear gold.

TIBIIM is the SLOGAN 🚀

16/07/2025

CONFIRMED: SAD Morning

A Grade 2 pupil, aged 9, from Maraba Primary School in Mumias East has died after being electrocuted on his way to school early this morning.

The tragic incident occurred when he stepped on fallen power lines lying along the Makunga Maraba main road.

Condolences to the family and friends during this difficult time.

16/07/2025

Burial:Former Nigeria President Muhammadu Buhari who ruled Nigeria from December 1983 to August 1985 then again from 2015 to 2023 and died on Sunday at 83.

15/07/2025

NOW CONFIRMED: Tabia Mbaya ✅

KILIFI MAN ESCAPES SAYUNI AFTER GOAT ENCOUNTER GOES AWRY

Juma Katana of Kilifi County is lucky to be alive after angry residents of Msumarini nearly escorted him to Sayuni prematurely.

His crime? Allegedly supplying illegal electricity to a heavily pregnant goat.

According to eyewitnesses, the animal was found unconscious and surrounded by villagers who wasted no time in demonstrating kilicho mtoa kanga manyoya. The only thing that saved Juma was the quick arrival of police officers who found him shirtless, breathless, and claiming to have been on a rescue mission.

When asked to explain, Juma reportedly told police:

>😬The goat was giving me that Wingu La Tisa look. I couldn't ignore her plea… as a man of compassion, I had to activate my powerful sycamore tree and help her through the dryspell.”

Local veterinary officers say the goat is still in recovery and suffering from “shock and spiritual confusion.”

Meanwhile, Juma is expected to be charged with unlicensed power transmission and disturbing the peace of livestock.

15/07/2025

CONFIRMED:✅

SHA IS A CRIME SCENE, NOT A HEALTH SCHEME

Fellow Kenyans, SHA is no longer a health scheme it's a CRIME SCENE.
A full-blown criminal enterprise wearing a lab coat and stethoscope, operated under the watch of white-collar gangsters in government-issued suits.

Now that the Auditor General has finally pronounced herself confirming what we’ve all suspected that this SHA project is riddled with mismanagement, ghost services, shady procurement deals and billions gone missing…

WHAT NEXT?
Do we clap for thieves?
Do we take Panadol for looted billions?
Do we go queue again at NHIF offices renamed as SHA centres just to be told, “System iko down”?

Kenyans deserve accountability, not repackaged corruption.
Health is not a side hustle.
The question isn’t what the Auditor General said it’s what Parliament, EACC, and DCI will DO.

If nothing happens, then we’re just citizens funding our own robbery.

15/07/2025

JUST CONFIRMED: Be Vigilant ✅

WANTED FOR MURDER

The individual pictured below is Charles Onyango, alias Kwaa the prime suspect in the gruesome murder spree that has rocked Gem Constituency.

Kwaa is extremely dangerous, unpredictable, and a known master of disguise. Witnesses last spotted him around Bar Kalare, dressed in full ladies’ attire including a shiny brown weave.

Distinguishing Features:

°Often drags his right hand

°Known to change walking styles reports say he has at least four different gaits (Walking styles)

°Uses female clothing to evade capture

If you see him, do NOT approach. Report immediately to the nearest police station or call the local authorities.

Let’s help bring justice to the victims and restore peace in Gem.

15/07/2025

SHA NA SHIF HAZIFANYI KAZI, TUNARUDI KWA MITI SHAMBA!

If SHA is not working, and SHIF is just a newspaper story, then Kenya is officially back to Plan B: MITI SHAMBA.

Ladies and gentlemen, get your ginger, turmeric, cloves, and garlic ready not for cooking, but for survival. Because at this rate, hospitals will hand you a bill and then ask, “Do you have a Kinoti, or should we prepare your discharge on humanitarian grounds?”

We’ve now entered the Herbal Republic of Kenya, where our national health insurance is theoretical, but your grandmother’s dawa ya kichwa is practical.

This country will make you believe in roots, herbs, and divine healing. Next time you feel pain, don’t go to the hospital just whisper your symptoms to a tree, and hope for better results than SHA and SHIF.

15/07/2025

CONFIRMED:✅

BARINGO SOUTH MORTUARY VANDALISED,
BODY TRAYS STOLEN ,NOT EVEN THE DEAD ARE SAFE.

Thieves make off with body trays and electrical cables before the first co**se could even say “thank you for having me.”

In a heist that has left even the dead shocked, unknown criminals broke into the newly built Baringo South mortuary and looted it like a supermarket on Black Friday. The facility, which was yet to be officially opened, lost body trays, electrical cables, and basic dignity.

Locals are now being forced to ferry their deceased to Kabarnet and beyond because apparently, not even death guarantees peace in Kenya anymore.

One elder remarked, “How do you steal from the dead? Is that not a generational curse in motion?”

Another local asked, “How do you even resell a body tray? On Jumia? Or is there now a dark-web Safaricom line for stolen mortuary stock?”

Meanwhile, some suspects are believed to be selling “slightly used mortuary accessories” to scrap metal dealers with no conscience and even less wiring.

Calls are growing louder for the government to reinstate the scrap metal ban before someone dismantles a maternity wing next.

15/07/2025

This is during the burial of the 12-Year-Old Bridget Njoki, Killed by Police During Saba Saba Protests, she is Buried by Her Fellow Pupils in Ndumberi.

These are some of the saddest images i have seen this year.

May she RIP.

15/07/2025

CONFIRMED: Warning 😔✅

INSTANT JUSTICE IN RANEN , MIGORI COUNTY
Sometimes, justice on the streets comes fast too fast.

Today at Ranen Market in Awendo Subcounty, Migori County, a young man accused of stealing a motorbike was stoned to death by an angry mob.

Let this be a tough reminder: Work with your hands. Eat your sweat. Don’t admire what you haven’t earned.

The streets don’t wait for a judge.

Rest in peace, JAKUO.

15/07/2025

PUBLIC HEALTH ADVISORY: EXCESSIVE PEPPER CONSUMPTION LINKED TO SEVERE HEALTH COMPLICATIONS

Spicy foods such as hot peppers are enjoyed across many Kenyan households for their rich flavor and heat. However, when consumed excessively, they can pose serious health risks.

Mr. KK Mwenyewe, a well-known former comedian, reportedly developed significant health complications after prolonged and excessive consumption of hot peppers. These issues are said to have contributed to his deteriorating condition, ultimately leading to his passing this morning while receiving treatment in a hospital in Kiambu.

Health professionals warn that overindulgence in extremely spicy foods can lead to chronic digestive problems, including ulcers, acid reflux, and internal inflammation. Individuals with pre-existing gastrointestinal conditions are especially vulnerable.

15/07/2025

COUNSEL BABU OWINO MAKES COURT APPEARANCE IN DEFENCE OF MAWEGO ARSON SUSPECTS

This morning, Advocate Babu Owino arrived at the Kahawa Law Courts to offer legal representation to a group of accused persons linked to the incendiary destruction of Mawego Police Station an act said to have occurred during the emotionally charged homecoming procession of the late Albert Ojwang.

In a case that intertwines public grief with allegations of criminality, Counsel Owino is stepping into the fray to contest what many have termed a politicized crackdown on mourners turned protesters.

The courtroom now becomes the next battleground where law, memory, and justice must wrestle in the shadow of a torched institution and a slain voice.

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