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29/06/2024

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13/10/2023

✨40 SUCCESS QUOTES:

1. "Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer

2. "Success is not in what you have, but who you are." - Bo Bennett

3. "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

4. "Success is not the absence of failure; it's the persistence through failure." - Aisha Tyler

5. "Success is not about the destination, but the journey." - Zig Ziglar

6. "Success is not measured by money, but by the impact you have on others." - Unknown

7. "Success is not about being the best, but becoming your best self." - Unknown

8. "Success is not about how much you accomplish, but how you inspire others to accomplish." - Unknown

9. "Success is not about luck, it's about hard work and dedication." - Unknown

10. "Success is not about the applause, but the satisfaction of knowing you gave it your all." - Unknown

11. "Success is not about the number of times you fall, but the number of times you get back up." - Unknown

12. "Success is not about being perfect, but embracing your imperfections." - Unknown

13. "Success is not about what you have, but who you become in the process." - Unknown

14. "Success is not about the size of your bank account, but the size of your heart." - Unknown

15. "Success is not about the destination, but the lessons learned along the way." - Unknown

16. "Success is not about winning every battle, but choosing the battles worth fighting for." - Unknown

17. "Success is not about the accolades, but the impact you make on others." - Unknown

18. "Success is not about the possessions you accumulate, but the memories you create." - Unknown

19. "Success is not about the title, but the influence you have on others." - Unknown

20. "Success is not about the quantity, but the quality of your relationships." - Unknown

21. "Success is not about the fame, but the fulfillment of living you

04/10/2023

Charlie Chaplin died aged 88.
He left us 4 statements:
(1) Nothing is eternal in this world, not even our problems.
(2) I like to walk in the rain, because no one can see my tears.
(3) The most wasted day in life is the day we don't laugh.
(4) The six best doctors in the world...
1. sunshine,
2. Rest,
3. Exercise,
4. diet,
5. Self-esteem
6. friends.
Keep them in all stages of your life and enjoy healthy life...
If you see the moon you will see the beauty of God.....
If you see the sun you will see the power of god..
If you look in the mirror, you will see God's best creation.
Believe it then.
We are all tourists, God is our travel agent who already made our itineraries, bookings and destinations...
Trust him and enjoy LIFE.
Life is just a journey!
Live today!!!!

02/10/2023

ADVICE TO ALL MARRIED MEN...✍✔

1. If you value your health and you want to live long and have a happy home, let your wife always win an argument. Trust me, it's the shortcut I know to peace of mind! Where there is no wood (fuel), the fire goes out!

2. Stop trying to figure out your wife or understand why she does what she does. It's a waste of precious time. Remember that you (Adam) were put to sleep while she (Eve) was being produced? How can you try to understand an equipment that wasn't assembled in your presence?

3. Marriage is about ACCEPTANCE, not tolerance. Make your marriage relationship-driven, not performance-driven. She was NOT created in your image. Stop projecting YOU into her. Show her the need for change through leadership, not coercion.

4. While a man is rational, the woman is emotional. One (the man) processes via his head, the other processes things through her heart (emotions). One thinks things through, the other feels her way through things. Facts drive you. Intuition drives her. What she can't FEEL, she doesn't SEE!

5. When s*x becomes a weapon, a duty or an entitlement, it loses its very essence, LOVE-MAKING. It simply becomes another chore like dish-washing which nobody looks forward to doing! Play with her. Flirt with her. Serenade her. Hug. Cuddle. Hold hands. Surprise her. Blow gently into her ears while she is cooking or while you are watching a movie together. Be spontaneous. Being a king-kong overlord in "ze oza room" and puffing and panting like a worn-out locomotive while she wonders what just happened can only lead to frustration. Remember, it is never about the size of the weapon but the fury of the attack! (Decode that!)

6. Go out often. Make regular, unscheduled date nights. Take a bath together. Make room for movie nights together either at home or at the cinema.

7. Remember that ONLY THE TWO OF YOU started the journey together and when the children have jumped the nest, only the two of you will remain. So, keep the bond

29/09/2023

DID YOU KNOW?

( 15 SHOCKING FOOD FACTS )

1. Honey is the only food in the world that doesn't spoil.

2. Bread is the first snack made by man. Bread is as old as mankind. All other snacks broke out from bread making.

3. Water is the only ingredient in cooking and in baking that is not bought when you are purchasing your ingredients. Water is also the only cooking and baking ingredient that is not even listed among the ingredients in a recipe.

4. You could survive only by drinking breast milk. Breast milk is the only single food that provides all the nutrients that our bodies need.

5. Hot dog is not made with dog, but rather it is made with ground pork, beef or poultry, or combination of them.

6. Avocados don't ripen on the tree. Avocados actually can't start ripening until they are disconnected from their stems.

7. Expiration dates on bottle water have nothing to do with the water. Water can't expire, but the plastic bottles will eventually start leaking chemicals into the water. It won't make the water harmful to drink, but it will make it taste less fresh.

8. French fries originated in Belgium not in France. They are only called french fries, because they are french cut.

9. White chocolate is not chocolate, its name is deceiving, because it doesn't have any components of regular chocolate. It is really just a mixture of sugar, milk, vanilla, lecithin and cocoa butter.

10. Cooking Oil is mostly named according to the ingredient it is made from.

11. Bread, biscuits and cakes are the three most popular snacks in the world.

12. Apples give you more energy than coffee.

13. Salt is the most used ingredient in cooking, while sugar is the most used ingredient in baking, but too much of them, is dangerous to our health.

14. Not eating before bed burn fat. If you eat an early dinner or skip dinner altogether, it increases the amount of fat a person burns while they are sleeping.

15. Cooking is an art, while baking is science.

28/09/2023

THE 35 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't r**e.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro, Sir, Chairman, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for s*x.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

32. Bros DO NOT rush for

21/09/2023

21/09/2023

My birthday is next month 14th. Si ifike nikiwa na atleast 3k followers. Follow for follow.
Let's grow together

18/09/2023

12 Rules of a Happy Relationship

1. Never keep secrets from each other
2. Always give a hug and a kiss before leaving the house.
3. When your partner speaks, use not only your ears to listen but also the heart.
4. Never walk away from each other even during arguments.
5. Avoid speaking the past moments focus on present and the future instead.
6. Always eat together if you can and more importantly sleep together during every night.
7. Reserve time on weekend for family. just a romantic stroll in the park does wonders.
8. If you want to argue do it lovingly, talk calmly, learn to shut up and listen.
9. Never say fine, you are always right when you don’t mean it.
10. Appreciate and remember the good times, forgive and forget the past.
11. Always remind yourself that true love is rare, you might never find another who loves you this much.
12. Always stand by your words.

14/09/2023

THE ART OF SPEAKING TO YOUR MAN

1. Avoid talking tough to him. Don't make him feel you are out to compete with him

2. Don't speak harsh at him and justify you do so because you are angry. In your anger, do not damage

3. Give him room and time to talk. Don't dominate the conversations. Dialogue, not monologue

4. Be consistent. Don't be the woman who speaks great things to him and the same who insults him. Your insults will cancel all the good you have spoken to him in the past

5. Check your tone. You might be saying the right thing but with the wrong tone. Sometimes your message is not well received because of your delivery

6. Don't give silent treatment, it pushes him away

7. Don't make demands or give instructions as if you are his boss, he will switch off.

8. Maintain warmth in your conversations, it makes him stay in the talk

9. Talk with him things that stimulate his mind, that makes him learn; it makes him excited to talk to you. Mature talk, not drama

10. Never make a conversation be about praising another man whilst demeaning him; be it your Ex lover, your father, your pastor, a celebrity or friend

12/09/2023

LET'S LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 🐜

1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant
5. A spy ant = Informant
6. A very little ant = Infant
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant
17. A huge ant = Giant
18. An ant that is important = Significant
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant
22. A noisy ant = Rant
23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant
24. A dirty ant = Pollutant
25. An ant that annoys = Irritant
26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant
27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant
28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant
29. A very careful ant = Vigilant
30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant
31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant
32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant
33. An ant that is into business = Merchant
34. A Political ant = Aspirant
35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant
36. A happy ant = Jubilant
37. An ant that is patient - tolerant
38. An ant that does not cooperate - recalcitrant
39. An ant that doesn't agree easily - reluctant
40.An ant that runs away from school unjustified -Truant

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Best wishes to all English Language teachers...😅😅🤣🤣🤣