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😂😂✌OOH I REMEMBER✌😂😂When I was in class 6, I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!One day, I asked my English Teacher, ...
24/12/2025

😂😂✌OOH I REMEMBER✌😂😂
When I was in class 6, I used to ask a lot of questions. .....!
One day, I asked my English Teacher, "Why do we ignøre some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H .......in Hour, Honour. .....etc. ......??????
My English Teacher said, " We are not ignøring them; they're considered silēnt"......
(I was even more cønfūsed.....?????)
During the lunch bréak, my Teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to hēat it in the Cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the ēmpty container...!!!!
My English Teacher : What hāppened? I told you to go and HËAT my food, you are returning me an ēmpty container.
I replied, "Madam, I thought 'H' was silēnt.
So I eat it
😂😂✌😃😃😃

May the phone of those who skíp after reading without likíng and commēntíng fāll into a basin of water 🚶

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😂W@HALA BE LIKE TEACHER😂1. Teacher: ''C0nstruct a sentence using the word "sug@r''Pupil: ''I drank t£a this morning.''Te...
24/12/2025

😂W@HALA BE LIKE TEACHER😂

1. Teacher: ''C0nstruct a sentence using the word "sug@r''
Pupil: ''I drank t£a this morning.''
Teacher: ''Where is the word sugar.''
Pupil: ''It is already in the tea..!!''🤣🤣🤣

2. TEACHER *: H£llo Class, Our topic for today is
Ph0tosynthesis.
TEACHER: What is photosynthesis class?
Student: Photosynthesis is our topic today.
**Not £asy to be a Teacher o o o.. .**🤣🤣*

3. TEACHER* : John is cl!mbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Student : Mangoes, John is coming to pick you... 🤣🤣🤣

4. TEACHER : What do you call mosquit0£s in your language?
Student: We don't call them, they come on their own...🤣🤣🤣

5. TEACHER : Name the n@tion people h@te most
Student: Exami-nation...🤣🤣🤣

6. TEACHER : Class! How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home ma
🤣🤣🤣🤣
7. TEACHER : One day our country will be free from corrupt!0n
What tense is that??
Student: Future imposs!ble t£nse...

8.If you smiled to these jokes, you owe me
a like and comment, if you ign∅re is that not
wick£dn£ss?

Are you ready to laugh 😂😂😂😂1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to call me baby.... It l...
24/12/2025

Are you ready to laugh 😂😂😂😂

1. When I finally graduate wit my P.H.D... not even my wife is allow to call me baby.... It ll be DR Baby 🙄😂😂😂🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

2. My wife wanted to d!sgrace me in front of her parents by telling them am not good in bed,but her sister shøuted eei its a líe🤣🤣😂😂

3. Before u fāll in love💞, test the strēngth of your héart ❤️ by
playing soçcer bēt with your rent.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


4. I wonder what Nepa will tell God on júdgēmênt day, simple instruction let there be light you can't obey🔥🔥🔥😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 we all go meet there aswear😂

5. Not all båd dreams are sp!ritúal attaçk sometimes you need to wash your pillows and bedsheets regularly🤷😂🤣

6. Ehard oooo.... the kids who will do hoosaana hoosaana and go around with palm fruits are all now Slây Queens and Fr*úd bois

😂😂😂😂

7. The reason I usually sing in the bathroom is to avøid "sørry I didn't know you were inside"after they've see everything 😂 😂 😂

8. You want hârd working woman???😒
Download MØRTAL KØMBAT den choose SONYA🤪

9. I asked for this fine girl's number, she deçlíned. Now we sitting on the same bench but she's on the edge. Lemme stand up so she can f*ll 😂😂😂

10. Maths class👉10+5 =15
Maths exâms 👉if a motorcycle has two tyres and black alloy wheels, how old is the OKADA man🙆🏿‍♂️😂

11. Welcome to Nigeria

Where it is much more easier to find a prëgnānt møsquito than to find a 15 years virgin 😀😀😀😀😀

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I accepted 3 fan badges from Musician Praise king, Lydia Kaguri and The Stephenson.
18/12/2025

I accepted 3 fan badges from Musician Praise king, Lydia Kaguri and The Stephenson.

10/12/2025

Kenyan mentality

KITENDAWILI😏😏WALIJIPATA NAYO LAKINI UWA WANA NYIMANA😂😂😂💔💔📌💦 Tûrkiç Khêæd┣┓Love┏♨❤♨┑You┏┥
07/12/2025

KITENDAWILI😏😏WALIJIPATA NAYO LAKINI UWA WANA NYIMANA😂😂😂💔💔

📌💦 Tûrkiç Khêæd┣┓Love┏♨❤♨┑You┏┥

03/12/2025

Loving myself more than anyone 💯❤️😍🥰😂😅🤣

𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗞𝗨𝗔 𝗪𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗥𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗔 𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗝𝗔 😅💔🤣𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗜 𝗡𝗜𝗪𝗔𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗘🤣😅💔
28/11/2025

𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗞𝗨𝗔 𝗪𝗔𝗭𝗨𝗥𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗢𝗟𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗡𝗔 𝗠𝗠𝗢𝗝𝗔 😅💔🤣

𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗜 𝗡𝗜𝗪𝗔𝗦𝗞𝗜𝗘🤣😅💔

Quote of the day...."never judge a bra by its cover....put your hands and discover "💦💯💯
23/11/2025

Quote of the day...."never judge a bra by its cover....put your hands and discover "💦💯💯

Wenye mnanichukia chini ya maji mtoke nataka kuswim😂
23/11/2025

Wenye mnanichukia chini ya maji mtoke nataka kuswim😂

Nimeangushwa na mbuzi...this is not how I visioned to start my day😂💔😭
23/11/2025

Nimeangushwa na mbuzi...this is not how I visioned to start my day😂💔😭

Cha mkufuu mwanafuu ha cha mwanafu mkufuu hu.....Hz ni nn wahenga walikuwa wanasema jameni 😂😂
23/11/2025

Cha mkufuu mwanafuu ha cha mwanafu mkufuu hu.....Hz ni nn wahenga walikuwa wanasema jameni 😂😂

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