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Why? 🤔
17/08/2024

Why? 🤔

UKIPATANA NA BRADLEY MARONGO UTAMWAMBIAJE ?🤷
17/08/2024

UKIPATANA NA BRADLEY MARONGO UTAMWAMBIAJE ?🤷

12/08/2024

"Amazing" Mashirima Kapombe with her dad wearing traditional 0utfits 😍

Senator Karen Nyamu ametokelezea dressed up for any occasion 😁
12/08/2024

Senator Karen Nyamu ametokelezea dressed up for any occasion 😁

Eating competition ya wakisii😂 miwa lazima 🤣🤣
15/05/2024

Eating competition ya wakisii😂 miwa lazima 🤣🤣

Si lazima nkuspoil
13/05/2024

Si lazima nkuspoil

09/08/2023

ENGLISH CLASS.
Teacher: Today, we'll talk about question tags. Here are
examples:
1. She is coming, isn't she?
2. They have eaten, haven't they?
Now, who can give me another example?
Abu: Sir! Na Yam we go chop today, chopn't we?
Teacher: What kind of sentence is that, please who can
help correct him?
Akpos: Sir! Na yam we go chop today, yamn't we?
Teacher: You guys must be stupīd! Must you joke with
everything? Óyá, Emmanuel! I know you're brilliant.
Give us an example.
Emmanuel: Na motor go kīll our teacher, kīlln't him?
Teacher: Na motor go kīll your papa, papan't u?
You are now laughing. Laughin't u? Dont laugh alone put a smile on
someone's face. Putn't you?
Add yours 😹😹

To see my future posts, cl1cking the "Foll0w" butt0n on my pr0file to see more hilarious 😂😂 jokes and interesting 😘 stories everyday. May God bless you as you do so
Cl1ck to 0pen my pr0file 👉 îtß møñtèllè

11/07/2023

Majina za madem na Dowry inayofaa
kulipwa kwa wazazi wao 🤣🤣 👇👇💔💔.

1. Sharon - ksh 530/=
2. Mary - ksh 350/=
3. Miriam - ksh 2,500/=
4. Shirlyne - 3 cows.
5. Martha - ksh 1,200/=
6. Ann - 2 bars of soap.
7. Irine - ksh 15,000/=
8. Joy - ksh 100,000/=
9. Grace - Ksh 9,500/=
10. Michelle - ksh 1,100/=
11. Marion - 1 hen.
12. Christine - ksh 40/=
13. Jacky - Jogoo mmoja.
14. Susan - 2 sheeps.
15. Esther - mkate moja ya united.
16. Eunice - ksh 400/=
17. Lydia - ksh 80/=
18. Immaculate - ksh98,500/=
19. Precious - ksh 4,500/=
20. Millicent - free.
21. Oprah - ksh 500/=
22. Lucy - 2 cows/=
23. Vivian - credit ya 50/=
24. Ziporah - Ksh 300/=
25. Victoria - 2 Giraffes.
26. Natalia- 3 Goats.
27. Faith - Cooking fat ya chipsy 1kg.
28. Elizabeth - ksh 150/=
29. Sheila - credit ya 10/=
30. Stella - Soda fanta 300ml.
31. Florence - Ksh 15,000/=
32. Charity - 2kg maize flour.
33. Carol - Thanks is enough.
34. Brenda - Chrome 750ml.
35. Rose - a bar of soap.
36. Aby - ksh 200/=
37. Mercy - Kasuku 2 Mahindi.
38. Nancy - Mayai tano.
39. Priscilla - Ksh. 500/=
40. Dorcas - 15 Dogs.
41. Betty - rice 1kg.
42. Cate - 50×100 (Plot).
43. Beth - A Thermos (5 Cups).
44. Purity - 2 Pair of shoes.
45. Eve - Sindano na U*i.
46. Edith - 1,300/=
47. Monicah - 7 Pigs.
48. Emily - A Bucket of Potatoes.
49. Maggie - 2 Kg cooking Salt.
50. Winnie - 750/=
51. Gladys - 18/=
52. Karen - 25,000/=
53. Peris - 1,678/=
54. Janet - Ballpen (dozen).
55. Tabby - Spray.
56. Nimmoh - 5 Thongs.
57. Moureen - 3 G String.
58. Shantel - Plastic Bottle.
59. Hellen - Free Bonus.
60. Shiku - Thank'y.
61. Pauline - 1 cup of Milk.
62. Joan - A Helicopter.
63. Ruth - Mazda Demio.
64. Agnes - 10 Packets of Yogurt.
65. Naomy - 7 Hens.
66. Monyangi - 3 ovacados

N/B: If you have any complaints kuja kwangu unichape..,🤭💙

06/07/2023

Pesa kidgo ushaanza kubakisha corner y mandazi kwa sahani aki wakenya nyinyi😂🤣

05/07/2023

Matiti kidogo ushaanza kuuliza bei ya bra Tulia na hizo decimal point zako🤣🤣🙈🙈😅😅😅👉😅.

02/07/2023

I was in class 7
she was in class 7
I was in class 10
she was in class 10
I was in college
she got married
I was preparing for university
she was preparing for first child
I completed PHD
Her daughter completed psc
I completed post doctorate
Her daughter in class 10
I have joined job
Her daughter has joined college. And the greatest irony,
Today is my engagement
And her daughter is my fiancee.

I pause.....✨🙂

This story will be continued on my prófile alone...... To read it, please tàp here and fóllow me up🙌It have been posted there already 👇🥰

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