Koome Collins

18/12/2024

When I went to Nairobi for my first time, my friend Squiro and I were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss 💋💋 to one of us from the window of a four story building 🏢.

Our conversation went as follows:

Me: Man, look at that chic, she is a blowing kiss at me 😘

Squiro: Guy, leave that one, don't mind her.

(Then the lady signaled to me to go)

Me: Man that babe is calling me!

Squiro: My friend, don't go. Usiende....

Me: Why would you ask me not to go when a beautiful babe like this calls me?

Squiro: Austine, I beg you, don't go, please don't go there.

(I ignored him and went over to the lady, she came down to meet me and we both went upstairs).

Suddenly as we were about to have fun, we heard a car hooting ) 🔊🔊

Lady: (Checking through the window) Yoo! That's my h***y!!!

Me: Hmmmn! I'm in trouble, right?

Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you are the laundry man and iron these clothes (pointing at a heap of clothes)

(I spent over five hours ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day.)

(The next day I went over to my friend's place)

Me: Bro, can you believe that I ironed clothes for 5 hours yesterday???

Squiro: But I told you not to go. All those clothes you ironed, I AM THE ONE WHO WASHED THEM 😂😂😂😂😂

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17/12/2024

WISDOM.

When buying a cow for milk, don't buy the cow near your neighborhood.

One day when the cow is going to the river, when the former owner meets it he can divert it to his home, milk it and let it proceed to the river.

The cow will be giving you kicks to avoid being milked twice in a day.

You will never know.

Buy a cow at least 100km away from your home.

Thank me later. 🫡

23/10/2024

Funny African Proverbs

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb

The a**s doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the sc***um- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the a**s should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching a**s wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb
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02/10/2024

Just idea 😉

02/10/2024