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Jared Kangwana Page., Meru (2026)

13/07/2024

Two old men are sitting in a bar.
One of them looks at the other & says
“You look familiar… where you from?”
The second old man replies “Ireland”
The first old man looks astonished & says
” No way I’m from Ireland myself, what a small world!”
The second old man then looks at the first “What city?”
The first old man says “Dublin?”
The second old man looks astonished
“No way I’m from Dublin meself! What a small world.”
The first man looks at the second old man “What school you go to?”
The second old man replies
“Saint Mary’s class of 89”
The first old man is absolutely baffled
” NO WAY Saint Mary’s class of 89 myself! What a small world!”
At this point, another man comes into the bar & says to the bartender
“Hey, Joe! Anything interesting going on?”
The bartender says
“Not really… but the Murphy twins are drunk again.”

20/04/2024

Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a private room and gave the key to his best friend Mousa and said: "If I'm not back in four days, open the room and she's yours”He climbed on his horse and gallops off towards the battlefield. Half an hour later, the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him. He stopped and saw his friend galloping very fast towards him.
"What's wrong ?" Asked the King. Out of breath, his friend Mousa responded: "You gave me the wrong key"
What???😳
Can you imagine🙄
He didn't even wait for the said 4days before trying the keys😂
Be careful with the one you consider your best "friends" and whom you think you can entrust them with your hard earned treasure - they could be wishing you dead soon and hopefully inherit your God-given fortune!
Just an Advice🤗

23/11/2023

When you die,

It’s your village which will sit and plan your funeral,

It’s the village women who will fetch water from the river,

It’s your village mates that will dig your grave,

It’s them,village boys that will hold the spade and fill your grave,

We,

Your boys club, will hold a handful soil and drop it down the grave and go wash our hands.

Take selfies and caption them; Heaven received an Angel, Go well my friend, I can’t believe you are gone .....

With your eulogy booklet and a customized water bottle in our hands, we will leave before a last prayer is said.

Nairobi is far, the rains might fall and the roads are pathetic.

We need to get there on time and party to your departure.

Dear Human,

When you can, Fix Your People.

Connect homies with jobs,

Fix water for them,

Support community initiative, school fee here or a medical bill there,

If you can, please fix that road that leads home.

Be present,

Empower Home.

They matter most.

Cry of the villageers...

13/10/2023

TOUCHING STORY :

A King had a male servant who, in all circumstances always said to him; My king, do not be discouraged because everything God does is perfect, no mistakes.

One day, they went hunting and a wild animal attacked the king, the servant managed to kill the animal but couldn't prevent his majesty from losing a finger. Furious and without showing gratitude, the King said; if God was good, I would not have been attacked and lost one finger.

The servant replied, 'despite all these things, I can only tell you that God is good and everything He does is perfect, He is never wrong'. Outraged by the response, the king ordered the arrest of his servant. While being taken to prison, he told the king again, God is Good & Perfect. Another day, the king left alone for another hunt and was captured by savages who use human beings for sacrifice.

On the altar, the savages found out that the king didn't have one finger in place, he was released because he was considered not "complete" to be offered to the gods. On his return to the palace, he ordered the release of his servant and said; My friend, God was really good to me. I was almost killed but for lack of a single finger, I was let go.

But I have a question; If God is so good, why did He allow me to put you in prison? His servant replied; My king, if I had not been put in prison, I would have gone with you, and would have been sacrificed, because I have no missing finger.

Everything God does is perfect, He is never wrong. Often we complain about life, and the negative things that happen to us, forgetting that everything happens for a purpose.

26/08/2023

It is not over till God blows the final whistle.....

I watched a local football match in a school playing ground. As I sat down, I asked one of the boys what the score was. With a smile, he replied; "They are leading us with 3-0"! And I said, REALLY!! I have to say you don't look discouraged.

"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look ...Why should I be discouraged when the referee has not blown the final whistle? I have confidence in the team and the managers; We shall definitely overcome!

Truly, the match ended 5-4 in favor of the boy's team! He waved at me gently, with a beautiful smile as he left; I was amazed, mouth wide open; Such confidence; Such beautiful faith.

As I got back home that night, his question kept coming back to me: "Why should I be discouraged when the referee has not blown the final whistle?"
Life is like a game. Why should you be discouraged when the Almighty God is your manager? Why should you be discouraged, when there's still life? Why should you be discouraged when your final whistle has not sounded? The truth is that many people blow the final whistle themselves; But as long as there is life, nothing is impossible and it is never too late for you.

Half time is not full time and HIS calendar for your life is not man's calendar. Don't blow the whistle yourself.
BE ENCOURAGED! DON'T GIVE UP. With God all things are still possible!" Never Ever Give Up. Everyday is a fresh start with potentials. .. keep the faith.... keep on believing in God.
@ ngong christian

29/06/2023

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝟏𝟖-𝟓𝟓, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬…

1. Life doesn't wait for you to be okay. Get up everyday and keep pushing through.

2. Never force anyone to choose you. You'll learn the art to spend time alone

3. Master your emotions. A calm mind can handle any situation.

4. To avoid disappointment, you need to take people for who they're not for what you want them to be.

5. Everyone will show you who they're, just give them time

6. You're at peace with yourself when you mind your own business.

7. Ensure you take good care of yourself, if anything happens to you, the world will move on.

8. Nobody cares, work hard to get better everyday.

9. If you don't work to build your own dream, someone will hire you and give you a purpose.

10. Free yourself from the society's advice, most of them have no idea of what they're doing.

11. 30 years is too long to sit in an office being told what to do.

12. You shouldn't frequently take advice from people who're not where you want to be in life.

13. Life's is 100% better when no one know anything about you

14. You become 10x smarter when you quit the news and put politics out of your topics, unless it is your official occupation or it benefits you positively

15. You need to be smart enough to create your opportunities, don't wait for them to come to you.

CCTO

06/06/2023

KITCHEN TIPS From Africa

1. Never store Onions and Potatoes together because both produce a gas that causes either of them to spoil quickly.

2. Put two or three orange leaves in your hot palm oil on the fire. Let the leaves turn black before removing it. By then your palm oil becomes pure groundnut oil also giving your food a nice taste.

3. To avoid feeling a peppering hotness on your hands after cutting pepper with bare hand scrub your hand with salt and red oil then wash it.

4. If you happen to over salt a pot of soup, just drop in a peeled potato. The potato will absorb the excess salt.

5. If your Soup or Stew goes sour while warming it, add little piece of Charcoal and remove after warming, the taste will come back.

Credit Owners

04/06/2023

EVERYONE NEEDS THESE SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES!!!!!!!!!!

1. When a phone falls in water...put it in uncooked bag of rice...the rice sucks off the water.

2. When you garment is stained by biro ink, use white colgate paste or surgical spirit to clear the stain.

3. When iron box is black stained.(kuungua) rub broken chalk or crushed panadol when the iron box is hot to get rid of the black stains.

4. Hydrogen peroxide has many uses :
· First aid for cuts-it stops the bleeding.
· For septic wounds-it helps stem the infection.
· Mouthwash-mix it with water and you have an antibacterial mouthwash.
· Bleach for whites.

5. Boil lemons and put the water in the fridge to remove the food smell. Putting charcoal on the fridge will also absorb the smell too.

6. Baking soda
· Gets the grime of tiles- scrub sink/tiles with a baking soda and vinegar paste.
· It is also a face scrub (mix with water and scrub (very good for oily skin).
· It also removes burnt food on pans (soak the pan in a baking soda and water mix for about 15 minutes and the food will come off easily.
· For acid reflux-mix a pinch of baking soda with water and drink.
· If you have run out of toothpaste u could use baking soda paste to clean your teeth

7. If your clothes get stained by chewing gum, rub ice cube on the stained part

Continue reading 👇

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01/06/2023

PROCESS OF BUYING A CAR FROM A DEALER IN KENYA : Step by step guide

The process of buying a car needs one to make a proper decision, the best way to achieve this is by having the right information. That is why this article will provide you with the steps to follow and information that will help you when you are buying a car from car dealers in Kenya.

Before starting the purchase process, the very first thing one should do is pick the right car according to taste, budget and intended use. To pick the right car, you will need to do detailed research about different cars options that you have, this includes, their features, performance, reliability, fuel efficiency and current owners reviews.

After you have picked the right vehicle, please proceed with the steps below:

1. Find the car dealer to buy from
This is a very important step, the dealer you choose must be trustworthy, has a good reputation, offers great service and sells the car at a reasonable price. There are different ways you can find dealers, here is a look at them:

Find dealers online– this is the simplest method, but be warned, never transact online. Instead, find the dealer online and meet them physically in their offices. To get the best dealer, you can search for the car you are looking for on Google, car listing websites or social media platforms such as Facebook. After that, check ones offering the exact car you want at reasonable price(not too cheap and not overpriced). Contact them for arrangements on how you can go for the vehicle viewing.

Find dealers physically– with this method, you will have to visit various car yards and showrooms found in major towns in Kenya including Kisumu, Mombasa, Nairobi, Eldoret, Nakuru, etc.

2. Vehicle viewing
The next important thing you will need to do is go for the vehicle viewing which includes inspection, getting the history of the car and test drive. For inspection, you can go with a reputable mechanic or use individuals who offers pre-purchase inspect

23/05/2023

ADVICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES

1. Build a home earlier. Be it rural home or urban home. Building a house at 50 is not an achievement. Don't get used to government houses. This comfort is so dangerous. Let all your family have good time in your house.

2. Go home. Don't stick at work all the year. You are not the pillar of your department. If you drop dead today, you will be replaced immediately and operations will continue. Make your family a priority.

3. Don't chase promotions. Master your skills and be excellent at what you do. If they want to promote you, that's fine if they don't, stay positive to your personal.
development.

4. Avoid office or work gossip. Avoid things that tarnish your name or reputation. Don't join the bandwagon that backbites your bosses and colleagues. Stay away from negative gatherings that have only people as their agenda.

5. Don't ever compete with your bosses. You will burn your fingers. Don't compete with your colleagues, you will fry your brain.

6. Ensure you have a side business. Your salary will not sustain your needs in the long run.

7. Save some money. Let it be deducted automatically from your payslip.

8. Borrow a loan to invest in a business or to change a situation not to buy luxury. Buy luxury from your profit.

9. Keep your life,marriage and family private. Let them stay away from your work. This is very important.

10. Be loyal to yourself and believe in your work. Hanging around your boss will alienate you from your colleagues and your boss may finally dump you when he leaves.

11. Retire early. The best way to plan for your exit was when you received the employment letter. The other best time is today. By 40 to 50 be out.

12. Join work welfare and be an active member always. It will help you a lot when any eventuality occurs.

13.Take leave days utilize them by developing yr future home or projects..usually what you do during yr leave days is a reflection of how you'll live after retirement..If it mea

20/05/2023

17 LAWS OF FARMING YOU SHOULD KNOW

1. Never target peak seasons, peak seasons come with their own challenges. Be a farmer not a gambler.

2. Choose at least two main crops and a rotational crop plan. Jumping from one crop to another is not right to your pocket.

3. Plan your farm and always have the crops at different age stages, to ensure constant supply.

4. No crop that is not profitable, just master the pro and cons of a particular crop.

5. Having a lot of many is not a licence to successful farming.

6. Have a spray and fertilizer plan and stick to it.

7. Never take advise from agrovets and agrochemical sales agent. Most of them are sales persons and not agronomists.

8.Try as much as possible to cut down on farm expenditure without compromising on produce quality.

9. Never hold back on a produce, if its a quick perishable product. Sell it at the prevailing prices.

10. Never plant a new seed on large scale before doing trials unless you have seen it somewhere.

11. Never entrust your million dollar idea against a farmhand, ensure you are present during critical stages of crop development untill marketing.

12. Never employ a close family member to manage your farm, most of them will fail you.

13. If you are neighbouring farmers plant same crop.

14. Never apply any farming information you get online, without consulting your agronomist.

15. Always have a farm plan.

16. Old is always good.
Most of the old seed varieties and chemicals will never disappoint you.

17. Passion in farming is key and will take you far.

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11/05/2023

Me: Barrister, someone is owing me money.
50k.

Lawyer: any proof as to that effect?

Me: no.

Lawyer: write to him to pay you your 70k.

Me: sir, but what he is owing me is 50k.

Lawyer: don't worry, just do as I have told you.

Me: okay sir.

I then wrote to the person owing me to pay me my 70k.

And his reply was "what I am owing you is 50k and not 70k"

I then showed barrister the reply I got from him.
And he was like "that is an evidence we will use against him"

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