Rhana Landi

05/06/2025

Let's cut to the chase. Stats Don’t Snore:

- AM exercisers have 25% more energy all day.
- Just 10 mins of movement spikes dopamine (+30%) and slashes stress (cortisol -15%).

💪 Exercise: Your Secret Weapon

1. Brain boost: Blood flow spikes creativity by 50%.
2. Boss mode: Conquer emails before they conquer you.
3. Metabolism ignition: Burn 20% more calories all day .

1 Timothy 4:8:
“Physical training is good, but training for godliness is better—
So why not do BOTH while the world sleeps?”

Final truth: If charging your phone overnight is normal,
why not “recharge” YOURSELF at dawn?

Good Morning fellow Early Birds! 👋👋👋
Arise and Shine (Isaiah 60:1).

Remember to grab your Digital Gadget today!
@ Rhana Royals Tech

23/05/2025

“Remember the era of "simu za mkononi"? When Nokia 1110 and Motorola were the ultimate flex?

Back in my village, only two people owned them—the “big men” who’d braved the concrete jungle of "Kanairo"(Nairobi).

Then came the day my dad joined the elite club. He got a Nokia 1110, instantly upgrading from “village elder” to “city ambassador.”

But here’s the kicker:
Whenever he came home, that phone became public property. Every “Nairobian” neighbor would call: "Let me talk to my wife"

Our job as kids was sprinting like Olympic relay runners. The instructions were, "Make sure when the phone rings, you are standing with his wife. Press the green button and hand it over to his wife." And we would do that the whole day.

By the time Dad returns to Kanairo, we'd clocked enough miles to make Faith Kipyegon envious.
My first taste of tech!

But here’s the tea:
- Moore’s Law (tech power doubles every 2 years) wasn’t joking. By 2024, AI can do tasks faster than "gari za miraa".

- Nokia held 49.4% of the mobile market in 2007… but by 2023? A sad 0.001%. Why? They treated tech evolution like a passing wave. Meanwhile, Apple—now worth $2.7 trillion—surfed the wave like a pro.

Today’s reality?
- 44% of businesses that ignored tech in 2023 are now as extinct as Dad’s Nokia.
- You either change or get changed. Eat or be eaten. We are in the jungle, and jungle rules apply.

Tech won’t ask for permission. It’s like rain in April—you adapt or drown.

Want to ride the wave?

Grab your Gadget today Royals Tech

15/05/2025

Let me be clear: I have my reservations about this guy. Kenyans are roasting him on Twitter with memes questioning his tech credentials, and honestly?
I get it.

But before I join the chorus, let’s play devil’s advocate.

Kabogo has been in leadership since 2002—first as MP, then as Kiambu Governor. Maybe a seasoned leader, even without tech chops, can rally brilliant IT minds and deliver better than a tech genius with zero leadership skills.

But let’s be real:
- Diploma in Electronics (Thika Technical, 1975–1978).
- Bachelor of Commerce in Accounting & Finance (Punjab, 1982).
- “Tech experience”? Self-taught MS DOS in the ’90s.

Ever heard the saying, “A flock of sheep led by a lion will defeat a pride of lions led by a sheep”? Food for thought.

Welcome to Kenya.

You’d ask yourself: how many people hold public offices without qualifications in their specific field?

Many.

To sum it up: We’re in a jungle, and the jungle’s rules apply—Charles Darwin’s Theory of Survival.

Be fit and survive.

Grab your IT gadget from our stores. Stay Ahead.

Royals Tech

08/05/2025

Let me spill this tea. A buddy hit me up last week. Crucial vibes, right?

"Bwana, ever notice how Gates, Musk, Bezos—wah!—never crack? Cold as ice, those ones."

Ah, unezafikiria eti they’re robots.

Imagine this: You’re worth billions. Every smirk, tear, or side-eye you drop? Breaking news. Markets crash. Stocks dive. TikTokers dissect your “weakness” like vultures.
Musk tweets a 😢? Boom! Tesla shares nosedive. Bezos sighs at a meeting? Viral. “Amazon in crisis!” Gates shrugs? Conspiracies flood by sunrise. It’s chess, not checkers.

Here’s the kicker: They’re not heartless—they’re armored.

Emotions? Luxury they can’t afford.

One tear = trillions shaking. One rant = empires crumbling. You think Musk wants to meme-dance on Twitter? Strategy, mtu yangu. Distract, deflect, dominate.

Truth stings? The richer you get, the smaller your margin to be…human.

Gates ditched his “soft” rep to play global savior.
Bezos traded laughs for laser-focus.
Musk? Man turned himself into a meme-machine so the world forgets to ask, "But do you sleep?"

So next time you see them, stone-faced in suits, ask: Are they cold…or just calculating? Survival looks different at the top.

Otherwise? Keep crying in your Honda. They’ll keep buying planets.

Rhana Landi

23/04/2025

Ushawahi panga queue kuserve halafu ukifika tu hivi kwa Waiter food inaisha?😁

Let me share a quick experience.

Early 2024, I was attending an agricultural event in Nakuru. Pale kwa queue during lunch, ugali ikaisha k**a nimefikiwa. This is the time when the real "uluhya" in me is put to test.
But then I turn and notice this elderly mama in specs.

With her Porsche-level drip, I almost assumed she’d brush off my "story za jaba." But after my "Jambo Kenya" greeting and firm handshake, she hit me with that wise, motherly smile. Hapo ndio unajichochanga na ma-tittles k**a founder, CEO, blablabla. 😂
.."Your website should be like your best waiter—welcoming, intuitive, and always ready to serve."

That one line alone secured for me contract point five. Remember, bado tunangoja food.

Easiest deal I’ve ever closed for a fat cheque, kimchezo tu.

While my G’s stood still Salivating for delicacies, I was busy flipping cash. Aki ya nani! 🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️

Kumbe, every dark cloud has a silver lining. K**a ugali haingeishia kwangu, I would have missed this deal.

Book your website development project with us today! Call 0700295107 or visit our social media handles @ Rhana Royals Tech .

04/04/2025

NAVIGATING THE DIGITAL FRONTIER.

Who Should Attend:

Students craving a tech-edge in their careers.
Professionals pivoting to digital-first roles.

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Don’t just survive the digital revolution—lead it. See you there!

02/04/2025

Is Your Digital Footprint Costing You Customers? Here’s How to Find Out (And Fix It)"

Did you know that 97% of consumers discover local businesses online—but 88% will leave a site after just two bad experiences? If you’re not actively auditing your digital footprint, you’re likely losing revenue, credibility, and competitive edge. Let’s talk about why it matters and how to fix it.

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What Even Is a Digital Footprint?
Your digital footprint is EVERYTHING your business leaves behind online:
- Website performance (speed, UX, SEO)
- Social media profiles (and their consistency)
- Online reviews, mentions, and brand sentiment
- Content quality (blogs, videos, ads)
- Security vulnerabilities (outdated plugins, SSL certificates)

Think of it as your business’s “first impression” at scale. And if it’s outdated, messy, or invisible? You’re handing customers to competitors.

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The Silent Risks of Ignoring Your Digital Footprint
1️⃣ “Google My Business” Ghosting: Outdated hours, broken links, or poor reviews? Customers will choose someone else.
2️⃣ SEO Leaks: Slow websites or unoptimized content = buried search rankings.
3️⃣ Brand Inconsistency: A polished LinkedIn but a chaotic Instagram? Trust erodes.
4️⃣ Security Blind Spots: Hackers love outdated websites. One breach can ruin your reputation.

Real-world example: A local bakery lost 30% of online orders because their site took 8 seconds to load. After an audit? Speed doubled, sales jumped.

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Why a Digital Footprint Audit Isn’t Optional
✅ Uncover Hidden Opportunities:
- Low-competition keywords you’re missing.
- Social platforms where your audience is lurking (hello, Pinterest B2B?).

✅ Mitigate Risks:
- Fix security gaps before they explode.
- Delete outdated content hurting your SEO.

✅ Align Your Brand:
- Ensure messaging is consistent everywhere.
- Turn casual visitors into loyal advocates.

Sign up for a free Digital Audit today.

21/02/2025

Weird Fact!

20/02/2025

Who Owns Apple?

Apple Inc. is a publicly traded company, meaning ownership is spread among institutional and individual investors.

🔹 Top Institutional Shareholders:

The Vanguard Group – 8.54%

BlackRock – 6.75%

Berkshire Hathaway – 5.86% (Recently reduced holdings)

State Street Corporation – 3.80%

Geode Capital Management – 1.95%

🔹 Key Individual Stakeholders:

Arthur D. Levinson (Chairman) – Over 4.5 million shares

Tim Cook (CEO) – Around 3.5 million shares

Apple remains one of the most valuable and widely held companies in the world.

18/02/2025

17/02/2025

Join us for an exciting Zoom session where we dive into 'The Art of Digital Marketing!' 🎯📱💡 Learn strategies, tips, and insights to elevate your online presence.

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Don't miss out on this game-changing discussion! 🚀

17/02/2025

Dell Technologies is reportedly on the verge of securing a $5 billion agreement to supply advanced AI servers to Elon Musk’s xAI, signaling a major boost for the startup’s technological infrastructure. This deal highlights growing industry investment in AI-driven innovations.
The agreement would provide xAI with cutting-edge server technology to support its expanding AI capabilities. Dell’s hardware is expected to enhance processing speeds, data storage, and scalability for Musk’s ambitious AI projects.
If finalized, this partnership could strengthen Dell’s position in the AI market while empowering xAI to accelerate its research and development efforts in artificial intelligence and machine learning.