Arayo12

18/07/2025

17/07/2025

Always know that Ruto never takes in advice

17/07/2025

A very big mistake

05/07/2025

Karakana ya kambumbu 😂😂 you will love it

05/07/2025

Too emotional 💔 😭

25/05/2025

Yesterday, I went to visit my new girlfriend, for the very first time at her house.

It was late. The kind of late where even mosquitoes are like, 'Bro, you sure about this?'

She had cooked dinner for me, and I was eating like I hadn’t seen food for a week.

Everything was going fine, very romantic until it was time to head to the other room you know what I mean. Just as I was mentally preparing to drop the performance of the year, we suddenly heard a car horn at the gate.

She froze.

Then said the words that slapped harder than destiny,

'It is my boyfriend.'

'Boyfriend... boyfriend?'~ I asked, 'Mbona hukuniambia uko boyfriend?'

She took a deep breath, and said, 'I am thinking of breaking up with him, but he still gives me money.'

'What's this...aah, modern romance. Sponsored by Bank of Simps.'~I told myself.

I was pi**ed, but also, unfortunately, still deeply in love. I asked her, 'So, what do we do now?'

She replied, 'Just sit on the bed and don’t say anything. I’ll handle it.'

'You will handle what?'~I asked. 'I am a man now, I can’t be afraid of another man.'

That’s when she dropped the atomic bomb:

'He’s a cultist.'~She said.

The moment I heard cultist, I sat on that bed like my name was bedman.

Posture straight. Mouth shut. Soul praying.

Then the bedroom door opened, and in walked the supposed boyfriend. Tall and muscular.

My girlfriend turned to him and said, 'Babe, remember that ghost boyfriend I told you about?'

'Yeah?'~Lemenyi replied.

'He's here again.'~Our girlfriend said.

I looked around like, 'ghost? me? when did i die?'

The guy walked up to me, touched my chin and said, “but I can feel his flesh.”

Our girlfriend quickly replied, “No you can’t.”

Then, out of nowhere, he landed a dirty slap that reset my network settings. I started seeing my ancestors.

He raised his hand for round two, but girlfriend stopped him and said, 'babe, maybe we should just take him to the cemetery.'

The moment I heard cemetery, I officially identif

11/05/2025

Manchester united honoring each player
Amad Diallo #16
United position 16

06/05/2025

Welcome all✅

04/05/2025

Today
2pm
Shabana fc vs Gor mahia fc
Gusii stadium 🏟️
The only Sha that is working