The face of Eastleigh

09/11/2025

Dear Gen z this was one of the best story books in primary school, it was titled "adventure in the forest" and the main character was the boy known as ewoi and the giant as shown below.

02/11/2025

02/11/2025

It’s only illegal if you get caught that’s why I don’t take videos of me speeding down roads and post them to social media

02/11/2025

28/10/2025

When I'm in Somalia 🇸🇴 vs when I'm in second country Morocco 🇲🇦

I hate girlfriends but I love wives

04/10/2025

𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗡𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗶 .
𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗡𝗼.1

Ukikatiwa Mtura, mwambie aonje moja. Akisema ameshiba ama ako sawa, jua ni mnyama.

𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗼.2

Usiwahi salimia mtu kwa mkon. Hallo! Hallo! Na mdomo. In fact, hio ndio kazi ya earphones. Kufanya usiskie salamu ukiwa town.

𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗼. 3

Usiwahi kubali kuombewa town. Wewe utageuka wa kuomba watu fare bila kujua. Utapoteza time na kila kitu uko nacho.

𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗼. 4

Mtu akisema amepotea town. mwambie atumie google maps ama aongee na polisi. Ukimwonyesha njia, wewe utapotea njia. Hapa sitaeleza sana.

𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗼. 6

Ukiwa Globe ama OTC, usitumie simu dirisha ikiwa wazi. Utauziwa hio simu ukifika town/CBD.

𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗼. 7

Ukiitwa brathe town ama siste, jua it's about to go down. Unataka kuuziwa kitu wameiba ama unataka kuibiwa kitu utauziwa. Run!

𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 . 8

Hapa sasa ndio kila mtu anafaa kuwa attentive. Ukiskia wanasema kiatu mia... Skiza vizuri hio mia wanasema mara ngapi? Ukiskia 'kiatu mia' jua hio ni 100. Ukiskia "kiatu mia, mia pekee" hio ni 200. Ukiskia " kiatu mia,mia,mia" hio ni 300. Akili mtu wangu.

𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗼. 9

Ukitaka kucross njia Nairobi, hata ikiwa one way, angalia both ways. Wasee wa nduthi huwa ni k**a wako na shule yao ya driving special. Utadhani njia iko clear kumbe Njoro wa Nduthi amekuja na speed. Usishangae ukiona watu wanaangalia both sides kwa one way road.

𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗻𝗼. 10

The best is saved for last. Hii ndio Mama yao. It's a whole topic on Introduction to How to survive in Nairobi. TREAT EVERYONE AS A SUSPECT. Ndio maana inaitwa NAIROBBERY. Nikiexplain nitaharibu. Hapa inahitaji tu Character Development ndio uelewe.

Be safe and sound.

20/07/2025

On His False Diaspora Claim:

"Gachagua’s claim that **80% of Kenyans in the U.S. are Kikuyu is a blatant, tribalistic lie The truth? Somali-Kenyans dominate the diaspora**—not just in the U.S., but globally—and they’ve rightfully elected their own representatives. His delusional assertion only exposes his **desperate attempt to inflate tribal relevance** where it doesn’t exist. Unsurprisingly, the Somali community—and all Kenyans with integrity—**will never bankroll his toxic politics

On His Tribal Exclusion Abroad:
"Instead of uniting Kenyans abroad, Gachagua **exported his divisive tribal circus** to America. He **snubbed 99% of the diaspora**, hiding in Kikuyu-only gatherings and **refusing to speak a word of Swahili or English**. This wasn’t a 'diaspora engagement'—it was a **shameful tribal retreat**. Kenyans expected a leader; instead, they got a **bigoted village chief**."

# # # **3. On Kenya’s Peace Without Him:**
> "Since he fled Kenya, **not a single protest, looting spree, or hired goon has shaken the nation**. Coincidence? **Hardly**. His absence proves he’s **not a solution but the problem**. Kenya is **quieter, safer, and more united** without his **chaotic, tribal dog-whistling**."

# # # **4. The Final Verdict:**
> "Let him **stay in America indefinitely**. Better yet—**let him extend his 'vacation' until July 2027**. Kenya thrives in peace without him; the diaspora rejects his tribalism; and history will remember him as the **leader who reduced a national office to a tribal side-show**. **Good riddance.**"

01/07/2025

One of the issues that made some Kenyans hate William Samoei Ruto is SHA, hadi wakaiita Sh**ha.

Today SHA is working and no one is telling the President, "we are sorry Mr. President, we weren't patient with you ".

The same way families will silently move into the thousands of Affordable Houses across the country without saying , " We are sorry Mr. President we weren't patient with you "

Mama mboga will silently move into the 400 new markets without saying, "We are sorry Mr President, we didn't believe in your promises"

And in August, Kenyans will be watching CHAN without saying, " We are grateful Mr. President. You raised the standards of our sports facilities ".

We are hating the President because of impatience, misinformation, incitement and ignorance. Engage an average Gen Z constructively and you will quickly realize this.
Long Live Ruto

25/05/2025

25/05/2025

Raila Odinga Calls for Change in Luo Burial Practices

Timely Burials: Urges families to bury the dead within days, not weeks or months, to reduce emotional and financial strain.

Cut Costs: Criticizes extravagant funerals that leave families in debt; calls for simple, dignified send-offs.

Modernize Culture: Advocates abandoning outdated rituals that are economically unsustainable in today’s society.

Support the Living: Emphasizes helping widows, orphans, and surviving family members instead of overspending on funerals.

Environmental Impact: Warns against overbuilding cement graves and tombs that harm the environment and consume space.

21/05/2025

The 4th & The 12th

The fourth CGS, General ( Rtd) Mohamud Mohamed 1986 -1996, meets the 12th, General Khariri.

General (Rtd) Mohamed mother unit is the 1st Battalion.

He was originally an officer of 11th Battalion before it was disbanded in 1964 due to a mutiny.
The visit served as an opportunity to honor the veteran General’s distinguished service, marked by courage, loyalty, and exemplary leadership.

19/05/2025

The North Eastern region of Kenya holds immense potential for agricultural self sufficiency, particularly in the production of vegetables and other essential crops.

By empowering local farmers with training, access to modern farming technologies, quality seeds, and irrigation infrastructure, the region can transform its arid landscape into a productive agricultural hub.

This empowerment not only enhances food security but also creates employment opportunities, boosts local economies, and reduces dependency on external supplies.

With proper investment and policy support, farmers in the North Eastern region can sustainably cultivate a wide range of crops suited to their climate and soil conditions.

Relying heavily on imported agricultural products from other parts of Kenya poses significant challenges, including questions about the freshness, nutritional value, and safety of the food consumed.

In many cases, consumers in the North Eastern region have little knowledge about how these products were grown, processed, or transported. By producing their own food locally, communities can ensure higher standards of quality and safety while fostering a sense of ownership and resilience.

This shift would not only protect public health but also empower the region to take charge of its own agricultural future.