27/08/2025
Watching football with a woman๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐis really stressful๐คฃ
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"Which teams are playing?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ"Man City vs Liverpool"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"I love Liverpool"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ"That's a good team"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"Is Ronaldo playing?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐"No....it's Salah๐"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes De Bruyne scores
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ"Is that Salah who has scored?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"๐ก๐ก๐ก
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ค๐ค๐ค
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"What is that red card for?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving๐ฅ๐
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"Then is he going to be a coach"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ณ๐ ๐๐ฉ๐ซ"aaaaaah noooo"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ"Exactly darling"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"What about the green card?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ"Nothing like that in a field of play"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ฅบ๐ฐ๐"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
๐ฉ๐พโ๐ฆฐ"Why is he not playing?"
๐จ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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