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Just In! Police in MATUNDA have arrested thieves who were pretending to rush a sick baby to the hospital on a motorbike,...
18/09/2025

Just In!

Police in MATUNDA have arrested thieves who were pretending to rush a sick baby to the hospital on a motorbike, kumbe ni kondoo wameiba wakakavalisha kofia, pampers na shuka ya maasai.

JUST IN!!!The man who convinced Mbeumo to go to Manchester United has been arrested๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
16/09/2025

JUST IN!!!The man who convinced Mbeumo to go to Manchester United has been arrested๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

27/08/2025

Watching football with a woman๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐis really stressful๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"Which teams are playing?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ"Man City vs Liverpool"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"I love Liverpool"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ"That's a good team"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"Is Ronaldo playing?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ˜’"No....it's Salah๐Ÿ˜•"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes De Bruyne scores
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ"Is that Salah who has scored?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"What is that red card for?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜“
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"Then is he going to be a coach"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ซ"aaaaaah noooo"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ"Exactly darling"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"What about the green card?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ"Nothing like that in a field of play"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜“"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿฆฐ"Why is he not playing?"
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿฆฑ: ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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To the young man who ran after seeing police officers at Uhuru Park, please come for your charger and 4K at the central ...
20/08/2025

To the young man who ran after seeing police officers at Uhuru Park, please come for your charger and 4K at the central police station.๐Ÿ˜„

19/08/2025

Stop waiting for the perfect moment, take the moment you have and make it perfect!๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฒgood morning ๐Ÿ’ž

18/08/2025

tungeumbwa mapua ikiwa imengalia juu si tungesumbuliwa na mvua jameni๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜Š

15/08/2025

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED". Some people say there is no difference between "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED ", but there is. When you marry the right woman you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman, you are
FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are
COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your
wife likes shopping so much you are
FINISHED COMPLETELY๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

This is the reason why;Every time; when I am drunk; I become very alert before crossing the road, I look left for bikes ...
13/08/2025

This is the reason why;
Every time; when I am drunk; I become very alert before crossing the road, I look left for bikes ๐Ÿšฒ, I look right for cars ๐Ÿš™ then I look up for aeroplanes โœˆ; again I look down ๐Ÿ‘‡ for bombs ๐Ÿ’ฃ; I look back for kidnappers and Kenyan policemen. And finally, I hold my bottle of beer ๐Ÿพ tight and I walk zigzag to avoid bullets.๐Ÿ˜‚

12/08/2025

Divide 60 by half.
Add 10.
Ukipata 40 ujue mzazi alisomesha kondoo.๐Ÿ˜

10/08/2025

Unadhani chali yako anacheat ๐Ÿ’” juu hashiki simu usiku kumbe gaidi n mwizi ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚anakutafutia za chipo ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚just follow me for more jokes ,be blessed my silent followers

08/08/2025

๐—›๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜… ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ท๐—ผ๐˜†๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅฑ๐—ฃ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ โœŒ๏ธ
1. ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—บ.

2. ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฝ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜.

3. ๐—ฆ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—”.๐—– ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—บ

4. ๐—ก๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜/๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ฑ ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป.

5. ๐—•๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ด๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜.

6. ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—•๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐—ท๐—ผ๐—ต๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ 3:3

7. ๐—”๐—ณ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜, ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—•๐—ถ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ, ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ, ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ.

๐——๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ป. ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ. ๐—œ ๐—ธ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ถ๐—ณ ๐—ถ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ "๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—ซ", ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ถ๐˜.

๐—œ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ป'๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ถ ๐—น๐—ผ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ,...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ
๐—”๐—ป๐˜†๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ผ. ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—บ๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜„๐—ฎ Sam 254 Ke ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐Ÿ˜˜

07/08/2025

๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐˜† "๐—ต๐—ถ๐Ÿ‘‹" ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ฒ โ˜บ๏ธ ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฒ๐˜… ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ธ๐—ฒ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’”

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